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Imagine a world populated only by stupid gandalfs. Like you go to see a movie and it's just packed with gandalf. One of the gandalfs shouts out 'Quiet you fools!' from the back, then another one does it and soon the whole theater is just filled with shouting gandalfs and they start shooting fireballs around and stuff. Just think about that.
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TOILETLORD posted:just give a zombie a penis piercing and leave it to rot.. This is a good idea just in general.
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Jan 18, 2015 19:04
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this is like that scene in jurassic park where there are a ton of johns and they are all saying hi to each other and oh excuse me john and sorry john hello john that's pretty much the best scene in the movie and imagining it with gandalf instead is really exciting
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Jan 18, 2015 19:05
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this ytmnd has never been more relevant
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Jan 18, 2015 19:07
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paranoid randroid posted:witch king of angmar is a p badass job description to put at the top of your CV, not gonna lie "There's a rather large gap in employment between 1340TA and 2251TA? What were you doing at that time?"
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Jan 18, 2015 19:08
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there's never been an irrelevant ytmnd
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Jan 18, 2015 19:09
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here's a good thing
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Jan 18, 2015 19:10
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Universe Master posted:All the angel/mini-gods get to choose to be something and most choose to be something cool like a giant demon or a giant spider or a giant eagle, but Gandalf choose to be a old man. Gandalf enjoys the look of revulsion his gross old man's body causes on the orc maidens he imposes his manhood on. e: By which I mean he fucks them. Nubile orc girls. Gandalf rapes them. These are your allies, lecherous old men, no wonder you people oppose the law and order of Sauron so much. MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 19:47
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TOILETLORD posted:silmerillianan something that bullshit toke een wrote to justifiy his lovely books in a half assed way to make nerds shut up that tolkine guy should do an AMA on reddit i have a lot of questions
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Jan 18, 2015 20:41
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They actually lost a silmaril in the sea (which prolly is now in the earth's mantle) and melkor never got that one owned
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