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ya great, of coure melkor the great deceiver would suggest this lplan what a loving rear end in a top hat, do NOT listen to this guy
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you dumb baby the sun is just a bit of glass holding the light of the fruit of blah blah blah it's not hot and even if it was you can't get anything inside it because of teh glass seriously though dudes, the "alternative plan" was suggested by melkor, sauron's boss, and he is just trying to trick you into letting sauron win here, do not take the bait!!
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Jan 17, 2015 17:11
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hey op remember trhat time you got your head bashed in by a mortal weiner? we're all still laughing about that dude it's practically a meme around here
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Jan 17, 2015 17:20
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Mr. Pumroy posted:gently caress middle earth. the sooner sauron and saruman tears that agriarian nonsense society apart and stains its verdant landscape with the soot and fire of industry the better. jesus christ, can't believe anybody in the fellowship took one look at that dumb elf town in the trees and said "yeah, this is def worth dying for" uproot it all and put elves in chains p. much agreed
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Jan 17, 2015 17:36
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the scholarly answer is norse poo poo. the in-universe answer is that it's in between the west, where the gods live, and the east, where hordes of asian barbarians will never develop any kind of civilization (also where the elves came from originally i think?) also in between the far north, where evil lives, and the far south, where black people live.
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paranoid randroid posted:(USER WAS CAST BEYOND THE DOORS OF NIGHT FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 17, 2015 18:37
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denethor let mordor annex the fords at osgiliath in an attempt to appease sauron, and we all know how that turned out
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Jan 17, 2015 22:57
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of course you would suggest tha tplan dick fagballzon please people do NOT listen to this rear end in a top hat
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Jan 17, 2015 23:01
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VendaGoat posted:
neither of those characters are canon
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Jan 17, 2015 23:14
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lol three dimensional female characters, not in MY spergiverse
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Jan 17, 2015 23:15
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lol how many sheep you think m erry and pippin hosed in they lives combined??
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Jan 17, 2015 23:15
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Germstore posted:Their children had blond hair because of the ent drink, so it would be difficult to hide. Actually one of Sam's daughters is mentioned to have blond hair, but he never had the ent drink. Rosie, you whore. !!
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Jan 18, 2015 18:50
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paranoid randroid posted:more like... uh... *fumbles with notecards* let's give him a little roun dof applause folks *tentative smattering*
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Jan 18, 2015 18:52
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it's really an honor sir. sauron gonna take you to pound town, population, your butt.
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Jan 18, 2015 18:53
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piss in my mouth o dark lord, give me your hot stream of dark magic, oh yea oh yea make me your nether spirit slave
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Jan 18, 2015 18:54
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i wanna be your hateful wraith for three thousand years until i get chumped by some chick in ringmail who couldn't even get the leading dude to give her the time of day
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Jan 18, 2015 18:55
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uruk hai have special tendons in their feet that let them run faster than other orcs
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Jan 18, 2015 19:01
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middleearthbiodiversity.com
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Jan 18, 2015 19:02
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urk hai have a greater proportion of fast twitch muscle fiber allowing them to
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this is like that scene in jurassic park where there are a ton of johns and they are all saying hi to each other and oh excuse me john and sorry john hello john that's pretty much the best scene in the movie and imagining it with gandalf instead is really exciting
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