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Nov 1, 2014


dang I was gonna post this

whole thread has already been settled by ip man 2. bruce lee wins because he's fast as gently caress

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Nov 1, 2014

for real in the movie where bruce lee fights chuck norris he kicks chuck in the face like 5 times within a second that poo poo is crazy I don't care how little he is

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Cold and Ugly posted:

Another thing that happened in movies is that Keanu Reeves punched god in the face. Don't be childish man human beings have limits.

keanu reeves is a bullshit computer enhanced kung fu man while bruce lee did all his own moves and slowed some of them down so the lovely 1970's cameras could actually see what the hell he was doing. he real fast

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Nov 1, 2014

Cold and Ugly posted:

Mike Tyson was also real fast. Unless you're suggesting that Bruce Lee had special limb muscles that made him able to punch or kick faster than the eye could see, STFU, gaywad. Let's keep this rational.

not the human eye, you double gaywad, the garbage film cameras they used in the late 60's/early 70's. A big part of bruce lee's mystique is that there's very little actual footage of him doing any cool kung fu stuff because film was expensive and terrible until the last few years he was alive, and then he died. Dude got into an absolute ton of fights when he was a smartass hong kong street rat and developed his own fighting style to basically be the best at street fighting but ofc there aren't random youtube videos of him beating up guys in an alley

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Nov 1, 2014

Cold and Ugly posted:

That's incredibly fascinating. So in your mind is "rumble in the bronx" like the same thing as a heavyweight boxing match?

yea but better

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Bruce Lee was actually 5'8 and 140 lbs at his best

He would've ran the hands in welterweight

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Nov 1, 2014

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

That's Lu Bu dude

I would pay an unreasonable amount of money to watch Lu Bu and Bruce Lee spearfight each other

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