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thanks for getting shot in the face by some disgruntled goat farmer and leeching off of tax money to get your retard head fixed for the rest of your life people will be all over themselves to suck your dick just because you're lovely at ducking
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limp_cheese posted:Then give me some jokes to yell at comedians. When they call on me during one of their shows and I tell them what happened they look like a deer in headlights. The whole room deathly quiet too. if you ever get a comedian pulling the whole "thanks for serving our country you big manly hero" just scream "grow some balls, pussy!" and then rip out your fake eye and throw it at them
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Jan 18, 2015 09:25
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limp_cheese posted:Yup. I've been at full retirement since 22. I don't have to work unless I want too. teach me your secrets limpcheese how do I get shot in the head and not die
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limp_cheese posted:Fake eyes aren't loving cheap. The VA only pays for ones that are an exact match to the other eye. Anything creative I have to pay for. man I think it'd be worth it to be able to rip out your loving eye and throw it at someone in front of a horrified crowd once
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Jan 18, 2015 09:34
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limp_cheese posted:http://imgur.com/a/80F2R you should get a cool eyepatch instead of a fake eye that makes you look like you have down syndrome
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limp_cheese posted:
this might actually be a good idea if you need some extra money lightning never strikes the same spot twice, you're due for some good luck here
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