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Jul 4, 2012

Accretionist posted:

Owl Petting Cafe:















dude i want to go

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Jul 4, 2012
it makes me sad that the japanese are going extinct

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Jul 4, 2012

dont commit suicide here

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Jul 4, 2012
suicide forest is like holy poo poo

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Jul 4, 2012

Madcosby posted:

I just watched that vice documentary about the Suicide Forest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8

I think the most amazing thing about it was watching a vice documentary that didnt have some obnoxious hipster as a narrator

yeah this one was a real achievement in terms of them making an interesting mini documentary without the use of a hipster

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Jul 4, 2012

mai waifu

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Jul 4, 2012
when is metal gear phantom pain coming out?

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Jul 4, 2012

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

When are you coming out?

i was never in?

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Jul 4, 2012

Robo Reagan posted:

do japanese people implode when they consider the idea that women take mondo dumps just like men

they have porn for it

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Jul 4, 2012

univbee posted:

It's more like BBC. Basically if you own a device capable of watching it you're supposed to pay a license fee, which when I lived there was 1500 yen a month. On top of devout religious people coming to your door like Jehova's Witnesses and Mormons, you would also get visits from the "NHK man," checking to make sure you didn't have some TV they didn't know about. That said, Japan's societal reliance on politeness was so ingrained that once people found out the NHK man had no answer if you basically told him to gently caress off and die, they were kind of stumped and couldn't really do anything, as although you're legally supposed to pay, said law doesn't have teeth like the BBC one does (you can get pretty massive fines if you don't pay for BBC but own a TV).

being a nhk man must bd interesting

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Jul 4, 2012
i wonder how japanese satan differs from the western satan

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Jul 4, 2012

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Daruma are IIRC weighted in a special way so that if you whack one, it always bobs back up into its proper position. I may be thinking of another Japanese doll thing. It all ties into some esoteric Zen lessons. I believe Daruma himself is based upon a Buddhist monk from antiquity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhidharma

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Jul 4, 2012

ReidRansom posted:

nah, i fully expect everyone to scroll right through

instead, here's an ad featuring Sting from the 90s for a huge fuckoff resort in Kyushu that cost something like $2.5B to build

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig1cRllo1gI

It's still there, but it has never made money because it opened at the worst possible time and who really wants to go to some resort in Kyushu anyhow. Most of it has been shuttered, but it still limps on supported by Chinese tourists who don't know any better.

what the gently caress. this place looks horrible. it looks like some kind of dystopia where you are provided excellent service but there is nothing to do

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Jul 4, 2012

Arzakon posted:

Just walking down the street, look over the side of the bridge, human centipede park benches. Everywhere.



holy poo poo

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Jul 4, 2012

Automatic Slim posted:

The "girl" in question is playing a persona or character. Chart a few hits, if they're lucky, and then disappear into has been/ washed up land. Am I right?

It sounds like a conveyor belt of one hit wonders and flash in the pan fads. Does anyone have a career after their idol days or is that pretty much it?

thats pretty much it

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Jul 4, 2012

kemikalkadet posted:

quoting so i can see what these pictures are

they're poo poo and boring

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Jul 4, 2012

lol

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Jul 4, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:



lol what's with the dudes behind them gripping them. are they handlers who have to physically separate the guys from their fantasy idol wives?

wouldn't surprise me

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Jul 4, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:

japan is so magical

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Jul 4, 2012
at this point you have to wonder why japanese women even bother with skirts

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Jul 4, 2012

Fauxtool posted:

to be fair she is a known attention whore and exhibitionist.

who?

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Jul 4, 2012

the best game show

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Jul 4, 2012

King Vidiot posted:

If you're just curious about this dude, read about him instead. I watched this video to learn more about the guy and about ten minutes in they just straight-up showed a before picture of his victim followed by actual photographs (like brightly lit and professionally shot against a blue background) of the parts of her he cut off and her mutilated body. Like I've seen some poo poo on the internet, I've seen dissected-chan and I watched an autopsy video some goon linked but this poo poo just sideswipes me every time and I feel another little part of me die.

gently caress Vice.

well now i gotta watch

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Jul 4, 2012
lol issei sagawa is a complete retard

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Jul 4, 2012

MeLKoR posted:

Serious question, were they always like this or was this an unforeseen consequence of the forced pacification? Did samurai stalk famous geisha so they could give them cum covered handshakes? Did kamikaze wear headbands made from stolen panties?

Well samurai could gently caress whoever they wanted basically.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
When the Meiji Restoration occurred alot of poo poo changed in a relatively short amount of time.

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Jul 4, 2012
Also WW2 just hosed them up and down.

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Jul 4, 2012

Zzulu posted:

mostly theyre super hosed up tho because all their porn is censored under law

that is the root cauese of all of japans problems

they can thank us for that!

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Jul 4, 2012

ReidRansom posted:

Vending machines hold a very esteemed position in Japanese society.

who do you complain to if a vending machine eats your money?

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Jul 4, 2012

Hesh Ballantine posted:

do people smoke weed in japan

good luck finding it in japan

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Jul 4, 2012
Lol

http://m.bbc.com/news/technology-31000904

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Jul 4, 2012

Accretionist posted:

Makes sense. Japan feeds on ocean. Ocean tries drowning Japan. Eastasia has always been at war with Oceania.

Also, I'm slightly disappointed those tetrapods* weren't a staging area for some kind of coastal biome regeneration project, giving the gift of stationary surface area to alternatingly horrifying and adorable critters of the sea.

*:

speaking of okinawa i feel really bad for its people. japan practically handed the whole island over to the american armed forced to use as a giant military base

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Jul 4, 2012

pentyne posted:

Don't feel bad. Aside from the occasional gang rape of girls by US marines the islanders are treated much better then they were under Imperial rule.

you got that that the bases are ever expanding and take up a good chunk of the island's arable land. within the last few years they finished a gigantic golf course solely for the use of officers. this is the second gold course on the island the first is for enlisted men

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Jul 4, 2012
robot restaurant is purestrain :pcgaming:

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Jul 4, 2012

Korthal posted:

Is that a canvas door?

Yes. It provides excellent side collision protection!

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Jul 4, 2012

Fauxtool posted:

what a great looking baseball diamond. I like the sea of yellow dicks

Wow racist

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Jul 4, 2012

King Giddra loving rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze8PfbT2Bp0

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Jul 4, 2012

DetroitVectorSmooth posted:

Thanks for posting that, I was able to find this tumblr. Check out the mascot for Sunstar



Not only do they make dental products, but also makeup, sealants, and motorcycle parts as well. It's like the 60s conglomerate business model never ended.

http://youtu.be/1WDDOk_GECc

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Jul 4, 2012
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Jul 4, 2012

etalian posted:

the singing fleshlight

Little Sex Shop of Horrors

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