Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Use lotion on you dick so it doesn't get chafed and lose sensitivity

never done this in my life

i guess i am what some people would refer to a "dry guy"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Richard M Nixon posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

im not some bougie fuckwad who needs to lather up his dick before he gets busy

if your dick doesnt have callouses, lol

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

EugeneJ posted:

I tried this once and it's better than wet masturbation, but my dick got all chafed and bloody

Not worth it

seriously though i dont understand how people get chafed from the ole dry rub. back when i was in my prime i could crank out 3, 4, 8, 22-odd loads in a day and never once had any chafing issues

like particularly enthusiastic sex w/ lube chafes me and a dry yank doesnt, idk

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

EugeneJ posted:

Are you uncircumcised?

circumcised as all get out, my friend

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Big Beef City posted:

The MOST circumcised, you might say. 'Scalped' as some ladies described it.

its like the difference between a collared poo poo and a v-neck tee

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

numberoneposter posted:

ima real multi-tasker so i like to JO while cooking dinner, heh, just watch out for the grease splash back!! but you will save a ton of time. also JO while checking how my stocks are doing.

lifehack: use voice recognition software so you can send texts or emails or even finish homework while you JO

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Khanstant posted:

help baters, i need some advice.. i love to whip off but augh what do i do about all of the hairs??

hairs should in no way impact masturbating youre doing it wrong

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Khanstant posted:

whats the point of sex dolls?

you put your penis inside them hth

  • Locked thread