Barack HUSSEIN Obama lame-duck trolling wishlist

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The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Now that B-Rock can no longer do anything for the next two years, he's been all over the news proposing all sorts of great poo poo we want and can't have. This thread is for building our wishlist of poo poo we want the Islamic Shock to use his presidential powers for now that he no longer gives a gently caress.

11th-hour pardon freeing Mumia
Same, but Manning and Snowden
Direct SecDef to defund Guantanamo, backdoor closing it
Islam official state religion, Arabic official language
Deport Ted Cruz

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:57

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

FEMA Death Camps.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:35

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Drone-strike Ted Nugent.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:38

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Nationalize the telecommunications grid and make Internet free while announcing a 2 year plan to lay fiber to within 5 miles of every town of at least 500 people. :getin:

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:39

French Canadian: Feb 23, 2004; Fluffy cat sensory experience

Acknowledge the human race is doomed because of climate change and literally say "doomed".

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:39

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

French Canadian posted:

Acknowledge the human race is doomed because of climate change and literally say "doomed".

In line with this, order the military takeover of NASA from Congressional authority and repurpose it to immediately focus on colonizing space. Move all current military R&D funding for vehicles to space development.

Defenestration posted:

Taco Tuesday

You're a madman.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:41

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Taco Tuesday

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:42

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Mo_Steel posted:

Nationalize the telecommunications grid and make Internet free while announcing a 2 year plan to lay fiber to within 5 miles of every town of at least 500 people.

He's already working on this.

My Idea: Resign and make Diamond Joe president.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:48

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Make Puerto Rico a state.

Give DC a representative and a senator.

Make Cuba a state.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:51

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Darren Wilson to Guantanamo
Michelle Obama to the Supreme Court
Official Binding Resolution to gently caress The IOC

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:55

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Joe Biden appointed head of the department of defense.

Attorney General Al Sharpton.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:58

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Grow an enormous Afro

Executive order taking weed off the controlled substance list

Choom on tv

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:04

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:05

Amused to Death: Aug 10, 2009; google "The Night Witches", and prepare for

Free weed Tuesdays

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:05

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Malcom X Holiday

Designate a national anime

Send all Guantanamo prisoners to Texas.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:08

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Defenestration posted:

Darren Wilson to Guantanamo
Michelle Obama to the Supreme Court
Official Binding Resolution to gently caress The IOC

I like this better than closing gitmo. You're brilliant.

List Addendum 1 - Sublist of people who should take the place of gitmo's current prisoners:
the whole nsa
telecom and oil executives
sheldon adelson
any cop who has ever killed someone without a damned good reason (to be arbitrarily adjudicated by a panel consisting of RBG, Tom Morello, and a computer that recites random excerpts from Kapital.)
Every economist who opposes deficit spending in a recession
Roger Ailes
Dick Cheney
Those blackwater guys who got away with brutally raping their coworker.
gently caress it, all of blackwater
The guy who invented binding arbitration clauses, and everyone who has ever forced their employees to sign one
George Zimmerman

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:08

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Remove me from whatever watchlists my internet posting has put me on.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:10

iFederico: Apr 19, 2001

Reclassify weed as a vegetable for the purpose of high school lunches

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

final solution to the white problem

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:11

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

replace that bull statue on wall street with a guillotine

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:12

KIM JONG TRILL: Nov 29, 2006; GIN AND JUCHE

Rename Hawaii the Democratic Peoples Islamic Republic of Aloha Akbar

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:16

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

hire Jello Biafra, Tom Morello, and Boots Riley to rewrite the anthem

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:21

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

replace that bull statue on wall street with a guillotine

only if it's made out of bronze.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 07:28

Watermelon City: May 10, 2009

posthumously pardon Osama Bin Laden

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:11

Blahsmack: Oct 25, 2003

legalize water boarding

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:13

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

final solution to the white problem

sign me up for this, Taco Tuesday

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:17

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Assassinate the Queen and install new British puppet dictatorship while being photographed on the deck of an aircraft carrier with a banner reading "1776-2015: Mission Accomplished"

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:18

Watermelon City: May 10, 2009

stop putting off happiness and enter into lifestyle bdsm relationship with Jill Biden

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:18

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Deliver the State of the Union address while wearing a Captain America costume.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:20

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Reveal to the world that he is not, in fact, Christian and instead a stealth Zoroastrian and convert the US Capitol building into the largest Tower of Silence in the world.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:22

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

Eat succulent dog barbecue while squatting on his haunches by a burning oil can.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 08:35

President Kucinich: Feb 21, 2003; Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Pardon all dogs currently in the pound.

Outlaw pockets.

Enact agenda 21 for real this time.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 09:16

fantastic in plastic: Jun 15, 2007; The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Leave a Kenyan birth certificate on the Oval Office desk as he leaves.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 09:25

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

Final State of the Union in African American Vernacular English

Pledge fealty to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and declare the USA a province of the Islamic State

Undocumented Immigrants are now the only ones with U.S. citizenship

AUMF powers extended to the EPA, drone strikes on oil refineries

edit: Western oil refineries, I acknowledge we're bombing Syrian ones already

# ? Jan 20, 2015 09:28

Venomous: Nov 7, 2011

full communism

# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:24

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

bring back LF

# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:50

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

When the next president is giving their inaugeration speech, runs up to the podium and shrieks "In'shallah!!". Stretching his arms out to the sky, he presses the button on his suicide vest.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 14:06