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He should just veto every single thing that comes across his desk then walk into the Senate in the middle of a session, grab McConnell by his shirt, lean in close, and scream "HOW THE gently caress DO YOU LIKE IT?"
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Jan 20, 2015 17:58
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Jan 20, 2015 18:07
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Sign a full Amnesty bill and open up the borders while saying to America "I'm just doing what Saint Ronald Reagan (PBUH), the greatest president ever, did in his second term. I hope this bill will help me to attain a fraction of Saint Reagan's greatness."ToxicSlurpee posted:He should just veto every single thing that comes across his desk then walk into the Senate in the middle of a session, grab McConnell by his shirt, lean in close, and scream "HOW THE gently caress DO YOU LIKE IT?"
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To shore up the Jewish constituency, free Jonathan Pollard.
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Reunite the Choom Gang and hotbox the Oval Office. EDIT: When told that's illegal, rename Washington DC Washington State. Rename Washington State Seattle.
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Team up with McCain, Michelle, and Palin to actually pull off the heist from that one South Park episode.
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Nessus posted:To shore up the Jewish constituency, free Jonathan Pollard. He's been in captivity for so long would he survive in the wild?
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JeffersonClay posted:Nationalize all white women.
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buy house in Peoria, spend the rest of the term campaigning for congress in IL-18
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Cheeseburgers for all Americans
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Grant Lady Gaga the title of Dutchess of Manhattan.
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Zeitgueist posted:White House Press Secretary Cornell West Ambassador to the United Nations Tavis Smiley.
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"American Sniper is the worst movie of the year."
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Instead of giving a speech with a bunch of policy we'll never have, he should just go through and personally insult every Republican member of Congress. He should obviously give more time to some of the more egregious offenders. Then he should do the same but for a bunch of right wing pundits.
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Rename the Washington Monument the Denzel Washington Monument. Make it 30% taller. Adding to this: rename it The Black House and the H.O.V.A.L Office.
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Declare Martial Law over Wall St. Send a telegram to Mexican President Pena Nieto saying "We were wrong about Texas, you can have it back." State-sponsored photoshop phridays: topic every week is Ted Cruz. Winner gets to punch Ted Cruz. Declare the Koch Bros enemy combatants and stealth Soviet agents, then have the Fed take possession of all their properties. Executive order that makes it mandatory to include islamic, judaic, and other religious symbols near federal buildings. All or None clause. Order the CIA to place pubes on Justice Thomas' diet coke cans. Buy a ranch next to Dubya, set up a "command center" there so he can be working while on his ranch. Telecommute to the last year's SOTU speech (bonus points for speechifying during golf or basketball). Declare Prince Secretary of Sick Dunks. Weekly letters to Mitt Romney hand delivered by secret service agents outlining how Obama felt at various points of his presidency, starting with his re-election night. Place Reince Prebus's name backwords in tonight's speech, acrostically, to banish him to the imp dimension he escaped from. Declare Snoop Dog the Choom Czar. "My Fellow Americans... I hate white people. Always have, always will. Cracker-rear end motherfuckers." *mic drop* Roll with Mayweather during his next title bout. Broker the Vegas Accords (convince Mayweather to fight Pacquiao). Drop Sting with an Islamic Shock submission hold during the next WWE Summerslam. oh, and a 90% effective tax rate on all income over $1 million.
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Gaussian posted:Instead of giving a speech with a bunch of policy we'll never have, he should just go through and personally insult every Republican member of Congress. He should obviously give more time to some of the more egregious offenders. Then he should do the same but for a bunch of right wing pundits. paranoid randroid posted:Press Secretary Azealia Banks
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Venom Snake posted:Joe Biden appointed head of the department of defense.  who would have a problem with this?
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Executive order to burn down Penn State.
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CommieGIR posted:Death Panels. With on site executions, ISIS style. He should really gently caress with Republicans and make Life Panels. One random terminally ill person will be fully funded forever no matter how much it costs to keep them alive indefinitely.
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