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tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
One: all composite phenomena are impermanent.
Two: all contaminated things and events are unsatisfactory.
Three: all phenomena are empty and selfless.
And four: Nirvana is true peace.

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I read Siddhartha before my first salaried position, good poo poo.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
goddamn sac of horse poo poo lies like all reiglions thx op

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
buddhism is for the lazy and the weak

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

nomadologique posted:

buddhism is for the lazy and the weak

Lots of unemployed Buddhists, get a job, monks

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I'm mettaing all you cunts right now

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
in fact, buddhism is shithouse

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
It's fur ping pong playing goldfish ranchers

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

nah, it owns

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a lunular shadow is cast upon my making GBS threads rear end

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
western buddhism is an aesthetic for the american bourgeoisie and seems to inevitably lead to weird sex cults for the most neurotic people in the world

Simon Numbers
Sep 28, 2013
The only good religions are the ones that have murdered people in the name of said religion.


So Buddhism is OK I guess.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



O herd it was poo poo as gently caress v:)v

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Smell my incense you slags

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you're not a satanist yet in the 2015th year after the death of the non-prophet

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


my favorite buddhists are the ones committing genocide in burma and sri lanka

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


religion of peace my rear end!!

Simon Numbers
Sep 28, 2013

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

my favorite buddhists are the ones committing genocide in burma and sri lanka

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

my favorite buddhists are the ones committing genocide in burma and sri lanka

i was going to post "tell that to the muslims in myanmar" but you did it better

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

A religion where leader is a super fat guy who don't do nothing is popular with goons

Go figure

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

donkey salami posted:

A religion where leader is a super fat guy who don't do nothing is popular with goons

Go figure

He wasn't fat.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Husky, then. Whatever.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
buddhism is a relgioanfaoindfpojfnoAPOWIdk

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Poz DICK

Neg HOLE.

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

i could sworn the best religion was Satanism or some form Fascism here i am wrong again :(

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
In a state of complete nothingness, all is the same, therefore to be nothing is to be in a state of complete harmony.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

my favorite buddhists are the ones committing genocide in burma and sri lanka

Yeah but while people go up to Muslims and say "you should apologise for Islamic terrorists on the other side of the world", when they find out you're Buddhist these same people never mention the genocides and nationalist movements, they just go "ooh how spiritual and enlightened", it owns

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah it's pretty cool

people that take buddhism super seriously are missing the point maybe

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

lets agree that all organised religions are poo poo

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
It's definitely #2

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I really hope Gnosticism comes back. It makes religion so much fun.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Tsinava posted:

I really hope Gnosticism comes back. It makes religion so much fun.

If asceticism is your idea of fun

Kyrie eleison fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Jan 20, 2015

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
*meditates*

*smokes ten cigarettes after*

hawooommmmm I am smoking monku risten to my recture

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

are we talking about about "meditate on how blazed you are right now" alan watts buddhism or "you need to leave a block of cheese in the river to assuage the demon that lives there" nepali buddhism

tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax
"Dhamma is in your mind, not in the forest. You don’t have to go and look anywhere else." — Ajahn Chah

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
" WHO AM IIIIIIII " - Jackie Chan

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

donkey salami posted:

A religion where leader is a super fat guy who don't do nothing is popular with goons

Go figure


This fat dude is a Chinese folkloric figure called Budai ("Cloth Sack"). He is believed to be based on a 10th-century monk.


This thin guy is Gautama Buddha, the guy who founded Buddhism. He was alive between the 6th- and 4th-centuries BCE.
:goonsay:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

FullLeatherJacket posted:

are we talking about about "meditate on how blazed you are right now" alan watts buddhism or "you need to leave a block of cheese in the river to assuage the demon that lives there" nepali buddhism

First one. But without the weed.

meditation owns, everyone needs to do it

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tvayisnihyaami
Dec 23, 2012

by Lowtax

toggle posted:

First one. But without the weed.

meditation owns, everyone needs to do it

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