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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

*makes youtube video logs chronicling the thrill of grocery shopping*

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
is a pedophile

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Top City Homo posted:

is a pedophile

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riGeXSs_3ck

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


actually i met some americans teaching english in se asia and they were pretty cool

Rabite
Apr 13, 2002

Dynamiet Rab
I'm a /var/ major

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im madsturbating

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Top City Homo posted:

is a pedophile

post the picture of the very tiny man who always dresses in tuxedos to teach azn 4th graders, and posts in WYWT

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
*Only teach the word yes. Ask students for sex.*

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

:captainpop:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSF9YCfTB8

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

RainMaker posted:

*Only teach the word yes. Ask students for sex.*

f...frickin epic.... :twisted:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

does anyone have those old videos of that drunk goon who would teach you how to speak japanese? he taught english in japan and would just get really drunk and haul his white rear end around town with his other white friend who somehow got a workers visa.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CirgVj8Baw

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

does anyone have those old videos of that drunk goon who would teach you how to speak japanese? he taught english in japan and would just get really drunk and haul his white rear end around town with his other white friend who somehow got a workers visa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53TQOAW5oMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwYaqHlF8XM

Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Jan 20, 2015

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

*finds out about Korean fan death / Chinese foot binding for the first time*

*cant wait to tell all his friends on the Something Awful forums about it*

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


Arigatō

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Learn yourself some fuckin' Japanese, you bitch

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
*Thinks they are respected and revered, but everyone makes fun of them behind their back. *

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Already trying to decide which food I'm going to complain about not being able to get in America

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

pretty good teacher of an incomprehensible moon language

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Top City Homo posted:

is a pedophile

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Minimalist Program posted:

post the picture of the very tiny man who always dresses in tuxedos to teach azn 4th graders, and posts in WYWT

That is me

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





This is going to look great on my resume!

*years later*

Hey, why can't I get a job??

Maka
Mar 18, 2001

Top City Homo posted:

is a pedophile

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



my bro taught in dalian and he met up with one of the china goons, apparently that dude was trying to get away from student loans

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
*signs up to get Asian pussy, gets no pussy, develops major drinking problem and gains 50 pounds*

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

RainMaker posted:

*Only teach the word yes. Ask students for sex.*

uhm... what teh heck...?

naem
May 29, 2011

Realizes girlfriend has a white guy fetish

and that she's had 5 white guy boyfriends before you all named Kevin

Realize that each year she waits for a new white English teacher boyfriend named Kevin to show up

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i, too, love all kinds of japan and anime

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007


You missed the best one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqJ5wU4FamA

Lacedaemonius
Jan 18, 2015

Rub a dub dub

naem posted:

Realizes girlfriend has a white guy fetish

and that she's had 5 white guy boyfriends before you all named Kevin

Realize that each year she waits for a new white English teacher boyfriend named Kevin to show up

So what happens when she meets a Keenan, Kedrick, or just Kev?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
keenan or kel

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

May the fangs of heathens consume you.


*Goes to Asia. Maybe Malaysia. Are there hotdogs here? Let's find out.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I'm too fat and stupid to get real work in America, maybe I can go watch anime for a year and get paid for it:coolfish:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
*lets children stick fingers up butt*

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

*lets children stick fingers up butt*

In Korea this is called a "dong shim" (poop needle) and your students will definitely try to do it at least once.

"Please understand our culture."

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

olin posted:

In Korea this is called a "dong shim" (poop needle) and your students will definitely try to do it at least once.

"Please understand our culture."

so if you catch them do you slap the poo poo out of them like an american?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



neat didn't know my stepdad was korean

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

social vegan posted:

neat didn't know my stepdad was korean

poo poo thought we were done with the woody allen jokes

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