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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
kill yourself

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Wait until someone gives you a chick tract or some poo poo and just act like you're getting really into it and want to dedicate your life to jesus ect then go and suicide bomb a mosque or an abortion clinic and troll the entire world

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Death by coffee enema has to be up there.

At least 2 people have died from it.

Here's a thrilling article from the American Journal of Gastroenterology.

http://www.nature.com/ajg/journal/v105/n1/full/ajg2009505a.html

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Bert Roberge posted:

You could volunteer for a suicide prevention hotline and then shoot yourself during a call.

Winner

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Drown in clown blood

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Drinking the wine with the iocane powder that you think didn't have the iocane powder

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
autoerotic asphyxiation is pretty funny imo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



by someone w a lame name like bert

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Broenheim posted:

autoerotic asphyxiation is pretty funny imo

i think it's tragic man...i mean, im chokin up over here

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



and at ur funeral ur friends will alls ay you got aberted and it'll get old fast

STONE OF MADNESS
Dec 28, 2012

PVTREFACTIO
ram a giant steel wedge into your armpit

side-splitting

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://www.caffeineinformer.com/a-real-life-death-by-caffeine

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe

Friendly Tumour posted:

I told u I was hardcore

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Go back in time and abort yourself

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

doug stanhope clown suicide routine

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