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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Watch at WhiteHouse.gov


Please keep in mind that this thread is not for "LF chat" but is rather a current events discussion according to GBS standards. If you want to seriously argue politics, please keep it to the D&D thread.

The reaction speech from the GOP will be given by Joni Ernst. She is a veteran, a mother, a farmer, and a senator.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
OP is gay.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm from Iowa so I'm gonna watch the rebuttal and laugh and cry at the same time but no way I'm sitting through a bunch of blowhards clapping every 20 seconds.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
idgi

is this some thing where obama picks his favorite state of the union or something? probs gonna be illinois. that' smy guess anyway

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I dont get it. So the president gets a big speech and then right after that the other party gets to make a speech where they basically go "no that's all bullshit gently caress him"?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Frea educaton plz I is so stooped

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
anyone who watches this poo poo/believes a single word of it is a human being


hurp durp fart fart fart middle class god bless ameica

*toilet flush sound*

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Tomorrow he'll be in my town and I hope our jerkoff populace is respectful to the President.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hopefully he spouts a bunch of socialist poo poo and the Republicans start to actively boo during his speech.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

TEAYCHES posted:

The reaction speech from the GOP will be given by Joni Ernst. She is a pig castration specialist

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Is this the one where he talks about fairly taxing the rich so the middle class can thrive but deep down he knows it will never pass (especially now) so it's a complete waste of everyone's time? I got things to do.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Chinatown posted:

anyone who watches this poo poo/believes a single word of it is a human being


hurp durp fart fart fart middle class god bless ameica

*toilet flush sound*

you arent supposed to watch it if you dont find it darkly funny watching which congress people decided to stand for "veterans" then dont stand for "poor people" or whatever other topics the president brings up. take two shots when a senator hesitatingly gets up and looks around then sits back down because its not the right talking point

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Is there gonna be a gdt

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

hour and a half wherein he describes the flavor, texture, and best toppings on his favorite type of pizza. Interspersed with long raucous applause.
It opens with "Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States of America!" and Obama runs in wearing a basketball warmup jersey, hunched down giving low-fives to the flanking democrats in the aisle.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TEAYCHES posted:

you arent supposed to watch it if you dont find it darkly funny watching which congress people decided to stand for "veterans" then dont stand for "poor people" or whatever other topics the president brings up. take two shots when a senator hesitatingly gets up and looks around then sits back down because its not the right talking point

id rather watch one guy one jar.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


State of the Union drinking game. Drink when everyone is clapping.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

hour and a half wherein he describes the flavor, texture, and best toppings on his favorite type of pizza. Interspersed with long raucous applause.
It opens with "Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States of America!" and Obama runs in wearing a basketball warmup jersey, hunched down giving low-fives to the flanking democrats in the aisle.

only if they play Sirius

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

State of the Union drinking game. Drink when everyone is clapping.

Drink when they cut to a shot of an old, white person.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Joe Biden will remain funny and Boner will remain sad and orange.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

support our toops *applause* by giving more money to the VA *silence* we need to give americans jobs *applause* by investing in clean renewable energy *silence*

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines
He should go back to the old days where that poo poo was mailed to congress, the news outlets would have a fit.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Announcement of mandatory muslimification tonight by Barack Hussein Obama

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
In a historic state of the union address, President Barack Obama dismantled Comcast and Verizon and promised Google fiber to everyone before the end of the month.

KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

Pass a bill that prohibits my ugly loving neighbors from having sex right in front of the goddamn window, Obama

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
what are the odds he gets rotten fruit and veg thrown at him since it's his last year as a lame duck pres?

snodig posted:

In a historic state of the union address, President Barack Obama dismantled Comcast and Verizon and promised Google fiber to everyone before the end of the month.

he'd get a third term for this solely on dismantling comcast tbh

Life As Skeletor
Sep 7, 2011

TEAYCHES posted:

support our toops *applause* by giving more money to the VA *silence* we need to give americans jobs *applause* by investing in clean renewable energy *silence*

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
are there democrat/republican talking point bingo card generators for the address/rebuttal?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trollbama is in full effect, so tonight is going to be loving magical.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Venom Snake posted:

Joe Biden will remain funny and Boner will remain sad and orange.

crossposting from d&D because joe is magical





Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

TEAYCHES posted:

The reaction speech from the GOP will be given by Joni Ernst. She is a veteran, a mother, a farmer, and a senator.



veteran of what, that poo poo-eating grin says it's "triple penetration"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

School Nickname posted:

crossposting from d&D because joe is magical







fart fart fart fart fart

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

School Nickname posted:

crossposting from d&D because joe is magical







Boehner always looks like hes on the verge of crying lmao

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Venom Snake posted:

Joe Biden will remain funny and Boner will remain sad and orange.

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
Maybe Obama will address the fact that Biden likes children a bit too much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTT5dQcarl0

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

snodig posted:

Maybe Obama will address the fact that Biden likes children a bit too much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTT5dQcarl0

Holy poo poo, did you see him get all grandfatherly with that kid? loving pervert

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-arrives-early-to-set-up-state-of-the-union-f,37812/

Onion Biden needs to show up in full force

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
He lied then, he'll lie now. One Big rear end Mistake America.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
obama opens his suit jacket to reveal caricature of muhammed shaved into his chest hair

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

how long before somebody accuses obama of being a traitor for not giving millions of tax dollars to the sniper nonce's wife?

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