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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Even the fat ugly chicks with multi colored hair won't swipe right on me :(

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ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Wicker Man posted:

Even the fat ugly chicks with multi colored hair won't swipe right on me :(

They're probably the most picky lmao

Mr. Welfare
Feb 12, 2009

Centrelink's Finest
Here you go:

http://www.uglydating.net

You're welcome.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

shocker that someone on gbs thinks 2d drawings of people are most attractive
:eyepop:

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
why dont you just go to the bar that way you can pick up the ugly chicks much easier

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dyna Soar posted:

why dont you just go to the bar that way you can pick up the ugly chicks much easier

ugly chicks that talk to goons don't hang out in bars when theres Supernatural on the 'flix and Lucky Duck Wine is $2 a pop at Walmart

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
im not ugly, but im married, and have never used tinder

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

ugly chicks that talk to goons don't hang out in bars when theres Supernatural on the 'flix and Lucky Duck Wine is $2 a pop at Walmart

they drunk, they'll have lowered standards

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Dyna Soar posted:

they drunk, they'll have lowered standards

But they are shut inside of their girl cave or whatever.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Wicker Man posted:

But they are shut inside of their girl cave or whatever.

no i mean the ugly chicks at the bar. they don't care if yr a goon or w/e they just want the d. you just gotta be brave

Jarvisi
Apr 17, 2001

Green is still best.
The gently caress is tinder? Is it some new grindr thing?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
BinnedHer lmfao

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:

The gently caress is tinder? Is it some new grindr thing?

Grinder but with way more blue balls.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
theres already a tinder for fat uggos tho

https://fetlife.com/

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
You should get to type a box with feedback to improve the person you are swiping no-thanks for. After the initial round of mysterious worldwide mass suicides, tindr will improve a lot.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Lunixnerd posted:

You should get to type a box with feedback to improve the person you are swiping no-thanks for. After the initial round of mysterious worldwide mass suicides, tindr will improve a lot.

This is literally the best idea I've ever heard.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
go stub your toe op

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
ive never used tinder do people actually date with it i thought it was just for pressing Yes I Want To gently caress and if both people do then they meet up and do that and then never speak again

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Is OKCupid still a thing or do all the cool people just use Tinder now?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

ive never used tinder do people actually date with it i thought it was just for pressing Yes I Want To gently caress and if both people do then they meet up and do that and then never speak again

white girls think it's for dating

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
I actually kind of like the idea that we can stop pretending OKCupid and Match and all those other websites and their long profiles and "chemistry matching" actually make any difference and just admit that it all boils down to how attractive you are in a picture.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
white girls use it relentlessly friendzone guys who can do them favors

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Mr. Welfare posted:

Here you go:

http://www.uglydating.net

You're welcome.

this is actually quite a depressing site

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
I've heard it's good for club promoters to lure a bunch of losers to their venues.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
every ugly person should be partnered with a beautiful person, otherwise we will actively be participating in divergent evolution and develop 2 species of which one will dominate the other

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Libelous Slander posted:

every ugly person should be partnered with a beautiful person, otherwise we will actively be participating in divergent evolution and develop 2 species of which one will dominate the other

what, white people?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Robo Reagan posted:

white girls think it's for dating

That and a self esteem booster.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They really need to do something about Grindr too:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Three Olives posted:

They really need to do something about Grindr too:



You should reply to that old lighthouse.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Op post hot tight bod or else

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Nuclearmonkee posted:

You should reply to that old lighthouse.

yeah, at least me know for sure this guy has got his own place - with a view.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
are you into older guys?

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Libelous Slander posted:

are you into older guys?


Hey sexy..

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

So basically a last resort section? I could get behind that.

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

ive never used tinder do people actually date with it i thought it was just for pressing Yes I Want To gently caress and if both people do then they meet up and do that and then never speak again

Most people I know who use it claim they're using it as a dating service but we all know it's a hookup app.

flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Jan 22, 2015

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

glowing-fish posted:

This would also be good for guys who are into fat/ugly either because it is there thing or because they want a girl with low self-esteem.

I'm looking for a girl with:

1. Low self esteem
2. high credit score

Thanks!

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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loving glad i'm married and i don't have to worry about this stupid dating bullshit ever again

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



op is uggo lol

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

matrix ripoff posted:

loving glad i'm married and i don't have to worry about this stupid dating bullshit ever again

dating sucks but being married sounds like it would be way worse

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5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

midnightclimax posted:

Is OKCupid still a thing or do all the cool people just use Tinder now?

it's still a thing. girls who are looking for something "more serious" usually have both a tinder and an okcupid or match.com profile. tinder is basically a default go to app for now.

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