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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
http://fox13now.com/2015/01/19/teen-caught-after-posing-as-obgyn-at-hospital-for-month-fooled-doctors/

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
*you's

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
*Uses stethoscope to listen to poon.*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
*Uses speculum in the butt.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
*uses tongue depressor to depress tongue*

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Melmac posted:

*uses tongue depressor to depress tongue*

i just read one of ur posts out loud and now my tongue is depressed

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Orkin Mang posted:

i just read one of ur posts out loud and now my tongue is depressed

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Ohhhh thought you said OP/GBS

Furnok Dorn
Mar 30, 2004
SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD
thopught that said teen posed as ODB

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Pulp Can Move posted:

*Uses stethoscope to listen to poon.*

Hmmm, everything sounds good down here ma'am. Your queefs are quite strong.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



quote:

“The first thing I thought was, ‘I am getting, I am really getting old because these young doctors look younger every year,” Dr. Kent said.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
We're all sick of the Florida is awful meme, OP

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

 “That must be the result. Oh, God, here goes... Oh, Dr. Vadgers says my lab work requires more information. He needs to see my boobs popping out of a cheerleading outfit. I know what you're thinking. What is the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn't? He's just being super-careful.”

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Was p obvious when he couldn't recognize a vagina from an rear end without asking the woman to stretch it open

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
why would a teenager want to be a gynocologist, does he get off on genital warts or something

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Pulp Can Move posted:

*Uses stethoscope to listen to poon.*

whispers: the poon listener....

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
"haha yuck!!"

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Judge: Mr [redacted], is it true you told Mrs Stewart, on several occasions, quote "Gosh, I didn't know they got this big"?

Defendant: No, your Honor, I did not


















...that was the echo. :smug:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dyna Soar posted:

why would a teenager want to be a gynocologist, does he get off on genital warts or something

You know that p much every woman visits the gyno not just the ones with warty vags right

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Really dig your username buddy. Really hate that you think yous is a word. Welp see you around I guess.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
of course mommy shows up and of course the kid has an illness that excuses all of his actions.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
it's always sunny in florida

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

You know that p much every woman visits the gyno not just the ones with warty vags right

if he was only interested in naked women he could have faked himself into a strip club or w/e

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

of course mommy shows up and of course the kid has an illness that excuses all of his actions.

the illness she cited was "being a male teenager"

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Crash_N_Burn posted:

butthole test

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
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C. Thomas Howell is "OBG Y Not?"

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

How the hell could the hospital not realize that this guy wasn't an employee throughout all that time?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

the cv he submitted was the dvd boxed set of doogie howser md

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Melmac posted:

the illness she cited was "being a male teenager"
affluenza move over here comes wangs syndrome

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
His Facebook is full of selfies he took with all the cooch he was peepin'

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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*cautiously, nervously pokes teh butthole*

"I umm I uhh I need to take some uh pictures for the lab, um all I have is my cell though" - Doogie Howser, OBGYN

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Dr. Beaver Cleaver

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
"Hmmm, I wonder if this will fit.."

- A Doctor

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I'm a doctor for the next few minutes. Ask me anything.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Where are my keys?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



you seem kinda young to be looking at this sort of thing

"im gay"

oh ok

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Everybody's gay, it's just a matter of degree.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dyna Soar posted:

if he was only interested in naked women he could have faked himself into a strip club or w/e

it's probably a lot harder for a teenager to get into a strip club than to stealth their way into the nookie ward

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