ITT: We are in line at the gas station

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > ITT: We are in line at the gas station

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

*sprints in at 11:59 PM trying to buy beer, doesn't make it, gets upset at clerk*

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Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

*whips out debit card* THIS IS MINE IT'S NOT STOLEN, I say, unsolicited.

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Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Broken Box posted:

*third woman in a row pulls out a dripping wad of one dollar bills from under her sweaty sagging tits after setting down three mountain dews and grunts* "a pack of L&M reds"

Too real

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 19:42

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