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i want the cake in the picture not the oreos with red food coloring
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Jan 22, 2015 18:06
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I have no desire to eat this confection whatsoever
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Jan 22, 2015 18:07
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1gnoirents posted:i want the cake in the picture not the oreos with red food coloring they both are just chocolate, with red food coloring, coacoa powder is refined differently now so it's impossible to make real red velvet cake. Trust me i work in a bakery and have to tell people this poo poo all day. If you want real red velvet you need to time travel to the 1950's stop loving telling me how you like red cake no you loving don't you just like the cream cheese frosting that taste like horse poo poo that comes in 30 lbs tubs gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you
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Jan 22, 2015 18:08
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TOILETLORD posted:they both are just chocolate, with red food coloring, coacoa powder is refined differently now so it's impossible to make real red velvet cake. Trust me i work in a bakery and have to tell people this poo poo all day. If you want real red velvet you need to time travel to the 1950's stop loving telling me how you like red cake no you loving don't you just like the cream cheese frosting that taste like horse poo poo that comes in 30 lbs tubs gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you The frosting is good though I'd rather stick it on carrot cake.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:10
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TOILETLORD posted:they both are just chocolate, with red food coloring, coacoa powder is refined differently now so it's impossible to make real red velvet cake. Trust me i work in a bakery and have to tell people this poo poo all day. If you want real red velvet you need to time travel to the 1950's stop loving telling me how you like red cake no you loving don't you just like the cream cheese frosting that taste like horse poo poo that comes in 30 lbs tubs gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you no gently caress you!!!!!!!
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Jan 22, 2015 18:10
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Honestly fat ppl threads are like the new doobie
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Jan 22, 2015 18:11
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1gnoirents posted:no gently caress you!!!!!!! I will beat you to loving death with 2 50 lbs tubs of butter cream
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Jan 22, 2015 18:11
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TOILETLORD posted:they both are just chocolate, with red food coloring, coacoa powder is refined differently now so it's impossible to make real red velvet cake. Trust me i work in a bakery and have to tell people this poo poo all day. If you want real red velvet you need to time travel to the 1950's stop loving telling me how you like red cake no you loving don't you just like the cream cheese frosting that taste like horse poo poo that comes in 30 lbs tubs gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you Wait tell me more about this why can't you make red velvet cake any more? Couldn't someone make a shitload of money making authentic red velvet cake for all the morons that like to line up for authentic conuts?
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Jan 22, 2015 18:11
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Morkyz posted:Honestly fat ppl threads are like the new doobie This isn't about fat people it is about oreos, I just figured the two overlapped significantly.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:12
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funny I thought to mysel "well theres a market maybe" because theres nothing like retarded trendy bakery shops or whatever
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Jan 22, 2015 18:13
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TOILETLORD posted:I will beat you to loving death with 2 50 lbs tubs of butter cream  Are those your tits?
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Jan 22, 2015 18:13
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Three Olives posted:Wait tell me more about this why can't you make red velvet cake any more? Couldn't someone make a shitload of money making authentic red velvet cake for all the morons that like to line up for authentic conuts? He's silly you can buy old school cocoa still and make it for real though it's far more expensive and usually marketed like ERF FRIENDLY GReEN FAIR TRADE LOVINGLY HAND HARVESTEd by REAL INDIGENOUS WORKER PAID SLAVE WEAGES Though most poo poo you buy is Dutched so yeah it won't work. EDIT like this poo poo https://www.google.com/shopping/pro...JY&ved=0CGkQuSQ
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Jan 22, 2015 18:15
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Three Olives posted:Wait tell me more about this why can't you make red velvet cake any more? Couldn't someone make a shitload of money making authentic red velvet cake for all the morons that like to line up for authentic conuts? i know it's a poo poo website but first google result with best answer http://io9.com/why-red-velvet-cake-was-originally-red-and-why-it-can-1464992225
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Jan 22, 2015 18:15
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
no they ship butter crmem and chocolate buttercreme in 50 lbs tubs.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:16
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TOILETLORD posted:no they ship butter crmem and chocolate buttercreme in 50 lbs tubs. i understand its unappetizing to see food in 5 gallon paint jugs, but that doesnt make it bad. like 1 lb of the best thing ever is just as good i there are 50 lbs of it! Ok!
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Jan 22, 2015 18:18
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1gnoirents posted:i understand its unappetizing to see food in 5 gallon paint jugs, but that doesnt make it bad. like 1 lb of the best thing ever is just as good i there are 50 lbs of it! it's shelf stable in a tub for 30 days un refrigerated, noin dairy non egg. cake is good for 5 days un refrigerated or 30 days frozen
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Jan 22, 2015 18:19
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What kind of poo poo bakery buys tubs of premade frosting instead of mixing the two or three ingredients it takes to make it yourself? I know nothing about baking btw.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:19
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til red velvet is bullshit thx toiletlord
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Jan 22, 2015 18:19
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just eat pie instead
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Jan 22, 2015 18:19
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i feel weird when i see fat people eating cake slow motion suicide
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Jan 22, 2015 18:20
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never going to eat cake again i can't believe this shti
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Jan 22, 2015 18:20
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City of Tampa posted:What kind of poo poo bakery buys tubs of premade frosting instead of mixing the two or three ingredients it takes to make it yourself? I know nothing about baking btw. big chain grocery store bakeries where the onlt thing that matters is one pserson can frost 50-60 cakes in 8 hours
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Jan 22, 2015 18:20
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satanic splash-back posted:i feel weird when i see fat people eating cake Well I think we can all agree that fat people are sub human garbage and seeing them doing anything especially eating is disgusting but this thread is about this lovely new flavor of Oreos that I really really want for somet reason.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:21
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people who aren't at least 20 lbs heavier than it looks like they should be tend to be mean because they hate life because they won;t eat food that makes them happy.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:23
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TOILETLORD posted:big chain grocery store bakeries where the onlt thing that matters is one pserson can frost 50-60 cakes in 8 hours You said you worked in a bakery you god drat liar, a grocery store bakery is like saying you are in the oil and ranching business because you work at McDonald and sometimes man the fryer.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:23
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*attention faggots*
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TOILETLORD posted:people who aren't at least 20 lbs heavier than it looks like they should be tend to be mean because they hate life because they won;t eat food that makes them happy. I eat garbage all the time but i also know how to operate a treadmill.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:23
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gary oldmans diary posted:legend has it you can look at any individual post of TO and know he is a gay man
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Jan 22, 2015 18:24
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Three Olives posted:You said you worked in a bakery you god drat liar, a grocery store bakery is like saying you are in the oil and ranching business because you work at McDonald and sometimes man the fryer. i well my job is just to pick poo poo up for women for 8 hours, and write down the stupid poo poo customers want for their dumb poo poo kids
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Jan 22, 2015 18:26
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 if you can't frost 50-60 cakes in 8 hours.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:26
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Three Olives posted:Well I think we can all agree that fat people are sub human garbage and seeing them doing anything especially eating is disgusting but this thread is about this lovely new flavor of Oreos that I really really want for somet reason. wtf oreos aren't bite sized cakes?
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Jan 22, 2015 18:26
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I'd like to pound an obese middle aged man while he is stuffing his face with these
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Jan 22, 2015 18:28
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I got a small bakery down the street. It always smells delicious when I walk past it and it always looks warm and comfortable inside, which is very welcoming considering the outside here is a frozen hellscape. I wouldn't mind working there but the pay as a baker gotta be poo poo
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Zzulu posted:I got a small bakery down the street. It always smells delicious when I walk past it and it always looks warm and comfortable inside, which is very welcoming considering the outside here is a frozen hellscape. I wouldn't mind working there but the pay as a baker gotta be poo poo It's a job that involves working directly with other humans and doing lots of actual work so probably.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:30
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Oreos taste like chocolate flavored medicine.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:32
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TOILETLORD posted:they both are just chocolate, with red food coloring, coacoa powder is refined differently now so it's impossible to make real red velvet cake. Trust me i work in a bakery and have to tell people this poo poo all day. If you want real red velvet you need to time travel to the 1950's stop loving telling me how you like red cake no you loving don't you just like the cream cheese frosting that taste like horse poo poo that comes in 30 lbs tubs gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you Next you'll be telling me love is just chemicals in your brain
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Blue Raider posted:*attention faggots* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOrnUquxtwA
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Jan 22, 2015 18:34
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THIS IS WHY AMERICA IS SO FAT.
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