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I just took a shower and as usual it was most excellent. I used to feel slightly disappointed after a shower because I felt I hosed it up. I wasted 20 minutes instead of getting clean, so I came up with a routine I now follow each time. Before I get into the shower I usually apply a kiehls rare earth pore cleansing masque and allow it to dry for about 10 minutes before getting in. - I get in and turn on the water - I crank up the heat to open my pores - I usually stay at this stage for 5 minutes - I apply a bit of oil in my hair and it's going to work for about 8 minutes - I use a body scrub to exfoliate - Apply shampoo (three times a week) - We're about 13-15 minutes in and I rinse thoroughly - I use a soap with a washcloth - Rinse again - Turn OFF the heat and cool down for about 2 minutes. - Turn off the water. Final time around 18 minutes I get out and just sit and relax for a couple of minutes. I apply origins zero oil toner followed by origins mega-mushroom melief face cream. I don't use a deodorant. Couple of things that might help you: - ALWAYS finish with cold water as it helps to close your pores naturally - Buy a washcloth. There's no way you get clean just by rubbing your hands all over your body. Don't argue. - Exfoliate a couple of times a week. Dry skin is gross. If there's any question I'll try to answer them.
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i make sure to wash my face before my rear end
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Jan 22, 2015 18:29
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i use soap, and maybe some water and shave every day except i only shave on days i work because razors are expensive
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Jan 22, 2015 18:29
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I usually stick to singing classic rock but sometimes i take it slow and shed a tear with some elton john
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Jan 22, 2015 18:31
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also op is a dumb fukker he assholke
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Jan 22, 2015 18:31
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I wash my body and hair and then stand in the warm water for twenty minutes thinking about things.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:32
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snodig posted:I just took a shower and as usual it was most excellent. I used to feel slightly disappointed after a shower because I felt I hosed it up. I wasted 20 minutes instead of getting clean, so I came up with a routine I now follow each time. Before I get into the shower I usually apply a kiehls rare earth pore cleansing masque and allow it to dry for about 10 minutes before getting in. 
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Jan 22, 2015 18:41
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snodig posted:Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. Do you really want to get into an arguement with me? op so smert
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Jan 22, 2015 18:42
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dog buttz posted:I wash my body and hair and then stand in the warm water for twenty minutes thinking about things.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:43
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Usually I get in the shower, turn on the water, then fall asleep for 45 minutes.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:56
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suck my dick op
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Jan 22, 2015 18:57
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which FYAD rereg are you OP?
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Jan 22, 2015 19:01
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I have to maintain division 1 world in support and recon, so I try and make showers expedient and infrequent.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:03
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i don't have time to shower; i have forums to moderate
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Jan 22, 2015 19:06
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no OP my shower routine is a loving joke it's poo poo
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Jan 22, 2015 19:16
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I use Chandrika soap and start with a hot shower and a full body loofa. Then warm water to exfoliate my face. Then I crank up the heat and chill for a couple. After I towel off I use cold water on my face to tighten things up.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:18
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lol if u can't open and close your pores at will
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Jan 22, 2015 19:19
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i scrub all of my skin off and let the hottest water that will come out scald my open blood while uttering a skeletal laugh and holding my screams inside, then use an appropriate regenerating scrub to make all of the skin grow back, robustly and without dirt. however, immediately after pulling back the shower curtain, invisible contaminants drift in and make contact with my pores, so i must begin the routine over again. i'm in a layer of hell where i'm being punished for allowing sewage to make all the people in a small village sick, though. in life i preferred the body washes for sensitive skin and used a loofah for exfoliating.
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psyopmonkey posted:I use Chandrika soap and start with a hot shower and a full body loofa. Then warm water to exfoliate my face. Then I crank up the heat and chill for a couple. Chandrika is very nice. I think they use coconut oil in all their products which work wonders for body AND hair.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:26
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Sure do, OP. Would you like to see? 
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Jan 22, 2015 19:27
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op is either a woman or gay
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Jan 22, 2015 19:28
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i get nude then bend over and turn on the water until the temperature is good & hot. sometimes my dick pisses all down the drain at this point because its a beast and dont need no toilet then i get in the shower and put body wash on my body & face. use washcloth to scrub face then anotehr washcloth for body and then another one for my bhole to make sure she sparkles. sometimes i shave. turn off water. get out & dry off. Why did i tell you all that you loving weirdo
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snodig posted:Chandrika is very nice. I think they use coconut oil in all their products which work wonders for body AND hair. Yeah. I used to use Dove. Now that ive switched to Chandrika my skin seems like its never dry. Plus its super cheap and is from Pakistan. Whats not to love?! 
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Jan 22, 2015 19:31
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i also pee in in the shower
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Jan 22, 2015 19:32
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Most mornings I incoherently stumble into the shower and turn the temperature to 3/4 hot. After about a 10 minute nap with the water raining down on me I'm shocked awake by the realization that this cog in the capitalist wheel needs to get his rear end to work or else bossman will make my life worse than it already is. At this point I fight the urge to put the shotgun in my mouth and go back to sleep. Rinse and repeat.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:34
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i took the drain cover off so i could drop logs right down that bitch
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Jan 22, 2015 19:35
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i know some goons don;t shower so i came to do a quick psa that you can by shower powder which is just adult deoderizing baby powder,
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Stoic Commie posted:i took the drain cover off so i could drop logs right down that bitch get a shower head with a hose for breaking them babies up
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Jan 22, 2015 19:36
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Darkman Fanpage posted:get a shower head with a hose for breaking them babies up you're in the shower just use your foot and rinse it off
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Jan 22, 2015 19:36
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snodig posted:I don't use a deodorant. Here we go again
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Jan 22, 2015 19:37
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quick note: just asked my demon master and if you actually piss in the shower like some kind of loving animal, you will actually be in the same level of hell, no matter what other good deeds you did to try making up for said monstrous war crime.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:38
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TOILETLORD posted:i know some goons don;t shower so i came to do a quick psa that you can by shower powder which is just adult deoderizing baby powder, That stuff doesnt get you clean. It made me feel worse. Ill stick to wet wipes.
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TOILETLORD posted:i know some goons don;t shower so i came to do a quick psa that you can by shower powder which is just adult deoderizing baby powder, why dont goons shower?????????? shower is loving great. easily one of the best 30 minutes you can spend a day
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Jan 22, 2015 19:38
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I stand under the hot water and have a good 15-20 minute wank.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:39
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i dont shower on days i get high because one time i was really high in the shower and things got weird
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how can you wank in the shower? i get desensisitived and give up after a few minutes.
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also can we get an estimate as to the time cycle on the pissing the shower debate? maybe a thread every three days? i'd say more often than the whole milk v. skim milk debate but way less often than the ol' circumcision one.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:41
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Xaris posted:how can you wank in the shower? i get desensisitived and give up after a few minutes. plenty of lotion around and a good imagination
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i dont shower on days i get high because one time i was really high in the shower and things got weird Introspection is a helluvadrug.
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Bicyclops posted:also can we get an estimate as to the time cycle on the pissing the shower debate? maybe a thread every three days? i'd say more often than the whole milk v. skim milk debate but way less often than the ol' circumcision one. youre the only one that has a problem with peeing in the shower everyone else is cool with it
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