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Greg...let's get a flight of juices I'm feeling daring
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Jan 22, 2015 20:19
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Fishy Joe posted:I wonder what Greg White does when hes not wearing weird rear end glasses or drinking juice with psychotics from the internet he works at the Happy Carrot health food store on Bleeker St
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Jan 22, 2015 20:31
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Fishy Joe posted:I wonder what Greg White does when hes not wearing weird rear end glasses or drinking juice with psychotics from the internet or possibly nude gay housecleaning
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Jan 22, 2015 20:33
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Germstore posted:The clerk smirked for a split second when he heard 'celiac' and she made up the scenario on the way home is what I'm getting. “That’s right. But I mean, what protein?” he asked with one evil eyebrow raised.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:34
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The protein is cum, is what she's getting at here the man wanted to cum in her face
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Jan 22, 2015 20:35
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I'm amazed at some of the comments, they're very un-internet-SJW "It's stupid to write entire articles about every little rude encounter u might experience. I know that there are things of greater consequence happening to women around the country other than getting a late-night joke parraoted at you." "And honestly, enough with the hypersensitivity. The whole world is not going to walk on eggshells to make sure no one's feelings are hurt ever. It's just not going to happen. This situation wasn't okay, but it's like a complain to your friend on the phone and never think about it again, not like a Defining Moment."
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Jan 22, 2015 20:39
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http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/life-as-a-military-wife "The prospect of a life spent in small towns where I couldn't make any connections beyond my relationship seemed like a prison sentence." tl;dr I moved to be with my boyfriend and because I never left the house I never made any friends and somehow it's his fault e: also the article says "girlfriend" and the URL says "wife" lol
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Jan 22, 2015 20:47
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ThaGrandCow posted:What the hell is a flight of juice? very gay
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Jan 22, 2015 20:50
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a hole-y ghost posted:Ah yes.. I was friend zoned by a Salvation Army man... I know the life of a Military Wife... it was like a PRISON SENTENCE
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Jan 22, 2015 20:59
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IHTM: Glutenazi Tried to Poison My Artisanal Juices with Gluten
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Jan 22, 2015 21:36
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Brain In A Jar posted:best ihtm: "Here are some suspects: bad habits that compromise the immune system (i.e. wine), dirty gym shorts, towels that never dry because I leave them in the bathroom." nasty bitch is nasty
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Jan 22, 2015 22:08
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Almost all of these sound like joke poo poo we would make up around here, but they are real it's wonderful
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Jan 22, 2015 22:18
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IHTM: rear end Boils
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Jan 22, 2015 22:22
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Greg's juice enema backfired, might as well get burgers and shakes
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Jan 22, 2015 22:36
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Moridin920 posted:it's just an autoimmune disorder like any other lol you guys are weird we got a gluten justice warrior over here
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Jan 22, 2015 22:46
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Olivia Colman after being mauled by a chimp
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Jan 22, 2015 22:47
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BKPR posted:why is the one about the black lady in yoga "it happened to me" xojane.com is the answer to the question "where the white women at"
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Jan 22, 2015 23:18
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Top City Homo posted:http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-contest-entry-i-had-pinworms " UGH! It’s never-ending with this vagina of mine, if I had any sense at all I'd get rid of the damned thing! "
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Jan 23, 2015 00:09
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Frog Act posted:lmao this it happened to me stuff is incredibly inconsequential how can you write over a thousand words about ordering something from burger king, complete with pictures and youtube embeds but she had BOYS in her car, gotta tell the other pestilence-ridden ladies about it
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Jan 23, 2015 00:16
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"I had just gotten out of the car and closed the passenger door behind me when my phone rang. I motioned to my boyfriend to go on ahead and that I'd be right there. He decided to stand about 15 feet away from me. I turned my back to him and took in the barren view of the Ikea parking lot on a dreary spring day." a John Hughes movie, directed by Clint Eastwood
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Jan 23, 2015 00:21
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god drat this site is a goldmine
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Jan 23, 2015 00:33
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Sorry honey, your pinworms are just a little too rowdy lately
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Jan 23, 2015 00:51
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Toriori posted:I don't mind xojane. Mostly people will call out any too sensitive bullshit. Any article written by "se" are a treasure because "ou" is so self righteous about everything and always makes it about ou. Oh, that's ou's pronoun by the way. Don't have a clue what it means. 
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Jan 23, 2015 01:21
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:someone should take this smilie, but have the eyes bulge ad different times. so like the left pops out while the right retract. get what im sayin what is your av text about? you got rear end boils or something
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Jan 23, 2015 01:31
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Frog Act posted:i wonder if they'll pay me $50 if i can frame getting cut off in traffic as a microaggression gently caress microaggression, that was a turning point in your life and reshaped your relationship with your mother for some reason
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Jan 23, 2015 01:32
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I don’t have the time to waste on hit pieces targeting me and my identity.
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Jan 23, 2015 01:43
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Yivgev posted:
why is this dude posting on the white girl website
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Jan 23, 2015 02:10
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:cards against humanity sucks rear end it's fun if you have friends who are fun
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Jan 23, 2015 03:27
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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/how-often-should-you-shower "I shower between every other day or every two days . . . or longer. Don't worry, if I catch a whiff of my own stink I hop right in." GrrrlSweatshirt posted:these women nest in filth and squalor
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Jan 23, 2015 17:49
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http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-confronted-every-man-who-catcalled-me Dumb woman responds to dumb catcalling men, lots of dumb ensues
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Jan 23, 2015 19:41
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I've got Cedric the Entertainer disease
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Jan 23, 2015 19:48
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i remember some girl named i think leshy was breathlessly warning other women in e/n that having a straight guy talk to you without you engaging him first was "potentially sexual assault" I bet she's a basic bitch
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Jan 23, 2015 23:34
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feel free to mingle here
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Jan 24, 2015 08:04
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Shannonmcn posted:Just got to my Dads and showed him, he said all vodka is fine and stopped paying attention and my super-sjw sister said she's a crazy loving bitch who she hopes dies. Wise words. I keep reading this over and over and it's getting kinda mesmerizing
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Jan 25, 2015 01:27
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Rando posted:Does the sister wish her self dead or what's the deal there? http://hudsonhongo.com/joyce/index.php
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Jan 25, 2015 01:31
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:shannonmcns super sjw sister wished death on herself after her dad emptied himself out of both ends for 3 days next on Reality Show
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Jan 25, 2015 01:36
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Spanish Manlove posted:oh poo poo motherfucker it's page 12 it's the thread crier checking in
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Jan 25, 2015 01:40
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"She pulled her worn cardigan closed over her t-shirt, as if I'd seen too much already. Perhaps I brought a little water to her well, as I let my hand accidentally on purpose touch hers as we entered the elevator." Greg White brings all the girls water to their wells
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Greg runs mad game on that gluten-free rear end "girl I will bring so much water to your well, you will be a straight up artesian aquifer"
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Jan 26, 2015 18:08
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