So lots of goons want to know how to get a girl to like them. It is actually pretty easy. If you know a girl that you want to like you just do this. Grab both her boobs and then go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start. Then she will totally like you!
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Tie her up in your basement OP
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:47 |
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Say her pussy smells good even if it smells awful
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:48 |
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Which boob is A and which is B?
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:49 |
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make a lot of money and have a thick dick hth
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:50 |
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u got to take the red pill, doug
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:51 |
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gently caress a bunch of dudes first
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:52 |
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get a laser pointer and cans of tuna and a scratching post
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:54 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Which boob is A and which is B? if u have to ask u already hosed up
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:56 |
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suck her dick
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 01:56 |
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Tell her that pussy smell like Jell-O.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:00 |
This is a serious life hack thread. This really works. Please don't ruin the thread with crap.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:01 |
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be funny + charismatic
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:02 |
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put your fists up, scuttle back and forth in front of her rhythmically, then when she's distracted, deposit your sperm near her cloaca. Dunno why guys constantly gently caress it up.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:04 |
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just be yourself
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:05 |
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NO DONT
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:07 |
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Put the slightest bit of effort into your appearance, don't smell bad, be a little sociable, don't be crushingly shy. Or neg her.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:09 |
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hold a girl's left boob as shes coming out of sleep mode in order to boot her into safe mode (with networking)
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:10 |
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:11 |
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NakedWithCandy posted:So lots of goons want to know how to get a girl to like them. It is actually pretty easy. If you know a girl that you want to like you just do this. Grab both her boobs and then go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start. Then she will totally like you! Soak a rag in choloform. Put it over her face. Keep her in your basement as your pet forever! She'll love it when you bring her flowers or another person to talk to.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:11 |
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Stockholm Syndrome.
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Retail Slave posted:Soak a rag in choloform. Put it over her face. Keep her in your basement as your pet forever! She'll love it when you bring her flowers or another person to talk to. Don't bring anyone else or she might like them more. Then bad things would have to happen.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:13 |
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NakedWithCandy posted:Don't bring anyone else or she might like them more. Then bad things would have to happen. But she needs to have a friend to talk to when I'm not around. My precious beautiful pet who will NEVER LEAVE ME OR I'LL WEAR HER FACE AS A HAT needs friends outside of me.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:15 |
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shower everyday shave everyday have good prospects and skills don't be negative don't be weird
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:15 |
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be sensitive about their gluten sensitivities
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:15 |
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there's no way to "get" her to like you. she either will or she won't she won't
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:16 |
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Give her a doll you patiently made with locks of her hair that you have been sniping over the last 6 months, bitches love romantic poo poo.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:16 |
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numberoneposter posted:be sensitive about their gluten sensitivities Treat her like poo poo and she'll still thank you though.
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Be yourself
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:18 |
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cum, a poo poo load
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:18 |
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Hexel posted:Be yourself ahahahahaha no really. Don't do this.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:20 |
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Retail Slave posted:ahahahahaha no really. Don't do this.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:21 |
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Hexel posted:Be yourself I already posted this, and it is the true and correct answer.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:21 |
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Have a credit rating greater than 700
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:22 |
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wear nice clothes and other things that make you look wealthy.
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Do It Once Right posted:I already posted this, and it is the true and correct answer. nah, be you, but like a better you. VendaGoat posted:Have a credit rating greater than 700 also this
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:24 |
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Be a rebel. Nothing young girls love more than pissing off their parents. Also, be black (if you're aiming for a white girl).
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:25 |
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Stop acting nervous in front of girls. They can smell fear and it's disgusting.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:26 |
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We can also smell your dick, so please wash your dilz
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 02:27 |
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I've been told that girls really like gay guys OP, you could try that.
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