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NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
So lots of goons want to know how to get a girl to like them. It is actually pretty easy. If you know a girl that you want to like you just do this. Grab both her boobs and then go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start. Then she will totally like you!

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GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Tie her up in your basement OP

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Say her pussy smells good even if it smells awful

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME
Which boob is A and which is B? :ohdear:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

make a lot of money and have a thick dick hth

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
u got to take the red pill, doug

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
gently caress a bunch of dudes first

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get a laser pointer and cans of tuna and a scratching post

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

KiddieGrinder posted:

Which boob is A and which is B? :ohdear:

if u have to ask u already hosed up

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
suck her dick

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tell her that pussy smell like Jell-O.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
This is a serious life hack thread. This really works. Please don't ruin the thread with crap.

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...
be funny + charismatic :)

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
put your fists up, scuttle back and forth in front of her rhythmically, then when she's distracted, deposit your sperm near her cloaca.

Dunno why guys constantly gently caress it up.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


just be yourself

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
NO DONT

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Put the slightest bit of effort into your appearance, don't smell bad, be a little sociable, don't be crushingly shy.

Or neg her.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

hold a girl's left boob as shes coming out of sleep mode in order to boot her into safe mode (with networking)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

NakedWithCandy posted:

So lots of goons want to know how to get a girl to like them. It is actually pretty easy. If you know a girl that you want to like you just do this. Grab both her boobs and then go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start. Then she will totally like you!

Soak a rag in choloform. Put it over her face. Keep her in your basement as your pet forever! She'll love it when you bring her flowers or another person to talk to.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Stockholm Syndrome.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014

Retail Slave posted:

Soak a rag in choloform. Put it over her face. Keep her in your basement as your pet forever! She'll love it when you bring her flowers or another person to talk to.

Don't bring anyone else or she might like them more. Then bad things would have to happen.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

NakedWithCandy posted:

Don't bring anyone else or she might like them more. Then bad things would have to happen.

But she needs to have a friend to talk to when I'm not around. My precious beautiful pet who will NEVER LEAVE ME OR I'LL WEAR HER FACE AS A HAT needs friends outside of me.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
shower everyday
shave everyday
have good prospects and skills
don't be negative
don't be weird

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

be sensitive about their gluten sensitivities

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
there's no way to "get" her to like you. she either will or she won't

she won't

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Give her a doll you patiently made with locks of her hair that you have been sniping over the last 6 months, bitches love romantic poo poo.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

numberoneposter posted:

be sensitive about their gluten sensitivities

Treat her like poo poo and she'll still thank you though.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Be yourself

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
cum, a poo poo load

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Hexel posted:

Be yourself

ahahahahaha no really. Don't do this.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Retail Slave posted:

ahahahahaha no really. Don't do this.
no poo poo, pretend to be someone famous, like napoleon or indiana jones

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Hexel posted:

Be yourself

I already posted this, and it is the true and correct answer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Have a credit rating greater than 700

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
wear nice clothes and other things that make you look wealthy.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Do It Once Right posted:

I already posted this, and it is the true and correct answer.

nah, be you, but like

a better you.

VendaGoat posted:

Have a credit rating greater than 700

also this

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Be a rebel. Nothing young girls love more than pissing off their parents.

Also, be black (if you're aiming for a white girl).

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Stop acting nervous in front of girls. They can smell fear and it's disgusting.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
We can also smell your dick, so please wash your dilz

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Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I've been told that girls really like gay guys OP, you could try that.

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