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Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I'll let Yelp know you're a human being.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hot dogs > internet porn

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



numberoneposter posted:

i see the hot dog thread has infiltrated your brain as it has mine

spent a good 15 minutes talking to a friend about hot dogs today. i've got hot dogs on the mind

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



gonna cook a hot dog super crispy, slice it up, and use it on some 'za (short for pizza) like a pepperonis.

that's a little "life hack" you can tell your friends about. make sure you give me credit! haha!

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Business Gorillas posted:

spent a good 15 minutes talking to a friend about hot dogs today. i've got hot dogs on the mind
Just hit the nearest 7-11 or whatever and get some? Convenience store dogs are pretty decent if you got the hankering for that kind of thing.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

post pics of this pizza ffs

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



ArbitraryC posted:

Just hit the nearest 7-11 or whatever and get some? Convenience store dogs are pretty decent if you got the hankering for that kind of thing.

i only buy 100% beef kosher hot dogs. only the finest "dogs" (short for hot dogs) for me

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
What The gently caress

Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

toggle posted:

post pics of this pizza ffs

No need, it will be a picture of a pizza with, like, two jalepeno pieces per slice.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to go to town on my dogs, break out the good PBR and everything

gonna cook em on my deck and yell at traffic and passerbyers

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
What if the as of the pizza, the crust so tspeak, was gay? Anybody think of this?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



numberoneposter posted:

im going to go to town on my dogs, break out the good PBR and everything

gonna cook em on my deck and yell at traffic and passerbyers

its winter and my grill's cast iron, so i can't cook them outside. gonna broil the poo poo out of them. looking forward to "getting my dog on" with some PBR

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



sexy young infidel posted:

What if the as of the pizza, the crust so tspeak, was gay? Anybody think of this?

i was pretty disappointed that the "that's a spicy meatball!" pizza didn't have any meatballs on it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think the OP made the whole thing up for clickbate

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



gonna get some bbq chips and cole slaw to put on my hot dog tomorrow

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



do you think you can make like a luther hot dog

like, you could cut an eclair in half, scoop out all the custard, put a hot dog in it, then eat it

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

i have found that spice and flavor are different things and you can rarely have a lot of both. HTH

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i dont even remember the name of the place i ordered it from i just looked at the box and theres no name on it

this is like that ep of are you afraid of the dark w/ the magic store that disappears but instead its just a pizza that makes you poo poo lava the next day

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

numberoneposter posted:

i think the OP made the whole thing up for clickbate

ive been clickbating so much today my mouse is raw

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Rookie mistake OP. You always go with a safe bet at a new pizza place. A simple but good combo that will quickly make clear what the general quality and taste of the dough/crust, sauce and cheese is as well as topping density and quality.

Any place that can gently caress up a pepperoni and mushroom pizza is one to never go back to. Alternately, if its acceptable or even good then you can be more bold on future visits.

You hosed up.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
TELL ME ABOUT SAUCE

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

There's no such thing as a bad pizza, OP. You could poo on my pizza and I'd still have to eat it, because it's pizza.

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
Had that frito-lay chilli pizza from pa-johns and it tasted going down exactly how I imagine it tasted coming out.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Aww, did poor little shiksa burn their rear end in a top hat? Abloo bloo bloo. Go drink some pepper spray before you start crying, you pansy.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Where do you fuckers live where pizza hut is top-tier poo poo? Connecticut mostly sucks but at least we got decent pizza here. Avoid the Albanian joints though, their pies taste like something that was made by an albanian.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

say no to bats posted:

Rookie mistake OP. You always go with a safe bet at a new pizza place. A simple but good combo that will quickly make clear what the general quality and taste of the dough/crust, sauce and cheese is as well as topping density and quality.

Any place that can gently caress up a pepperoni and mushroom pizza is one to never go back to. Alternately, if its acceptable or even good then you can be more bold on future visits.

You hosed up.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Don't get pepperoni on your pizza, it is an abysmal protein that is salty and gross.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

they sell whole pizzas at some gas stations

who is desperate enough to look at gas station pizza and think "yeah that's a thing i should eat"

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Drum posted:

they sell whole pizzas at some gas stations

who is desperate enough to look at gas station pizza and think "yeah that's a thing i should eat"

if you have ever even once tried a pizza from a sams club you'd wish you could trade the entire thing for one slice of frozen gas station pizza

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Drum posted:

they sell whole pizzas at some gas stations

who is desperate enough to look at gas station pizza and think "yeah that's a thing i should eat"

the hunts brothers gas station pizza is about on par with little caesars, but more expensive

take that however you want to

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Drum posted:

they sell whole pizzas at some gas stations

who is desperate enough to look at gas station pizza and think "yeah that's a thing i should eat"

Casey's breakfest pizza is the best thing ever if yoy disagree I would fight you irl but im too winded from diabetes to go meet up somewhere and beat your rear end

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
why are 75% of the posts in this thread forum superstar numberoneposter

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I just got a text from the op

"Do not tell gbs but I rubbed the peppers all over my dick then sucked my own dick"

Sorry op. Had to share

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
My dad used to make pizza by putting tomato paste, mozzarella and frozen breakfast sausage links on halved English muffins, then burning them in the broiler. I say "used to" because one time when he pulled that poo poo I did what needed doing & poisoned his precious little "pizzas".

mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jan 25, 2015

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
Pics or it didn't happen

Post the pizza

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Business Gorillas posted:

spent a good 15 minutes talking to a friend about hot dogs today. i've got hot dogs on the mind

So, you have wieners on the mind then, eh? Big wieners. Going into your mouth.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Drum posted:

they sell whole pizzas at some gas stations

who is desperate enough to look at gas station pizza and think "yeah that's a thing i should eat"

the 711 cheese pizza is better than little caesar's but the same price so i guess me

e: also if im drunk i can get smokes, more beer, and a pizza in one stop hell yeah

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

the 711 cheese pizza is better than little caesar's but the same price so i guess me

There is a specialty pizza place right next door to the 7-11 on my street and yet the 7-11 advertises their lovely pizza in their window. Who the gently caress walks by a specialty pizza place and is like no I want pizza from 7-11?

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Father_Johann
Aug 28, 2008
Put Tears of Fire hot sauce on every pizza it makes it better http://www.tearsofjoysauces.com/product_info.php?products_id=647

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