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Some Animals Go to the $1 Movie, How Did They Pay to Get In?
the duck had a bill
the deer had a buck
the other deer had the doe
the hog had four quarters
the frog had a green back
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Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
Spelling Test

  • A vegetable in one letter -- p
  • A drink in one letter -- t
  • An insect in one letter -- b
  • A line-up in one letter -- q
  • A question in one letter -- idk this one
  • Chilliness in two letters -- i c ?? idk
  • Too much in two letters -- x s
  • No difficulty in two letters -- e z
  • A composition for school in two letters -- s a
  • Vacant in two letters -- m t
  • Surpassing other efforts in two letters --- x l
  • The results of the cause in two letters -- f x
  • Great joy in three letters -- x t c
  • Your opponent in three letters -- foe
  • A class of drugs in two letters and one number -- o p 8 ?
  • Convenient and practical in five letters -- idk

Steampunk iPhone fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jan 25, 2015

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Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Rando posted:


Game Two: Do you know Mary and Rose?

  • 1 Mary goes to sea
  • 2 Rose says her prayers
  • 3 Mary is a puppet
  • 4 Rose is gloomy
  • 5 Mary is habitual
  • 6 Rose is in a mystical secret society
  • 7 Mary is of a desirable age
  • 8 Rose is optimistic
  • 9 Mary's favorite plant

the answer to #9 is Marijuana, the infamous "weed" plant.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Rando posted:


Game Three: The Age of Things

  • 1 An electrician
  • 2 A sapper
  • 3 A family's age
  • 4 The mailman's age
  • 5 A POW's age
  • 6 A theater's age
  • 7 An obsolete vehicle's age
  • 8 The toilet's age
  • 9 The football team's age
  • 10 The butcher's off-cut's age

all of them are 69 years old

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Rhyme Time

  • Short foliage

this one is also about weed

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Convenient and practical in five letters -- xpdnc

wtf

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
  • 1 Mary goes to sea -- queen mary
  • 2 Rose says her prayers -- rosary
  • 3 Mary is a puppet -- marionette
  • 4 Rose is gloomy -- morose?
  • 5 Mary is habitual -- customary?
  • 6 Rose is in a mystical secret society -- rosicrucians
  • 7 Mary is of a desirable age -- marriageable
  • 8 Rose is optimistic -- rose-tinted glasses
  • 9 Mary's favorite plant -- weed
  • 10 Rose's favorite rhododendron -- its weed

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Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

TwoStepBoog posted:

500 + Moses' boat = no light (DARK)
1000 + a poem = the manner of things (MODE)
5 + frozen water = your wickedness (VICE)
1000 + birds of a feather = the baby's dinner (M idk)
50 + a tree = a whip (L idk)
500 + uncooked = pulling (DRAW)
1000 + a hot coal = MY MASSIVE COCK (M idk)

50 + a tree = lash

1000 + coal =member

1000 + birds of a feather = milk

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