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I don't work!?! I take care of these kids when you're out getting drunk! You come home reeking of booze and I've made dinner for which you're never grateful. I don't work huh, Jesus Christ you know what, no sex for two weeks. *moves fight from bedroom to bathroom, back to bedroom then to the kitchen and eventually the laundry* krampster2 fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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You are just like your mother.
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Jan 25, 2015 11:40
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sweetie I don't like it when you leave the seat up ok babe I'll make sure I put it down in future love you love you too
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Jan 25, 2015 11:56
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hmm honey turns out I like men
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Jan 25, 2015 11:57
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and with you being a woman.. well this proves to be a problem
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Jan 25, 2015 11:57
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Ahundredbux posted:and with you being a woman.. well this proves to be a problem A woman? Ridiculous, you don't even know you're own wife. *unzips pants, reveals massive dick*
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Jan 25, 2015 12:02
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You should probs move out of your parents house op
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Jan 25, 2015 12:07
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krampster2 posted:A woman? Ridiculous, you don't even know you're own wife. i thought we were supposed to have an argument
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Jan 25, 2015 12:11
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"Stop splitting hairs" "That's apples to oranges"
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Jan 25, 2015 12:19
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Ahundredbux posted:i thought we were supposed to have an argument sorry this is how it normally goes when my dad and transexual mom argue
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Jan 25, 2015 12:19
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"how did i get herpes if you arent cheating on me"
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Jan 25, 2015 12:25
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I want a divorce dickhead
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Jan 25, 2015 12:29
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how could you? how could you gently caress that savage black man in our marital bed?!?! without giving me a heads up to hide in the closet with the camera?!?!!?!?!??!?!
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Jan 25, 2015 12:34
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im hgoing to loving kill myself
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Jan 25, 2015 12:44
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sorry wrong thread
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Jan 25, 2015 12:45
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lonesomedwarf posted:im hgoing to loving kill myself please do not kill yourself for real
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Jan 25, 2015 12:45
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is this thread like a bingo card for anyone else?
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Jan 25, 2015 12:46
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You... You... Premature ejaculator!
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Jan 25, 2015 12:50
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Ow! Why didn't you stop when I used the safe word? Now my rectum hurts
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Jan 25, 2015 12:55
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Queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!
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Jan 25, 2015 12:59
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your dick is shaped funny
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Jan 25, 2015 13:12
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Jan 25, 2015 13:14
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Yeah well if you hadn't gained 40 pounds I wouldn't HAVE to drink. And don't you fuckin DARE pour that down the sink you horrible oval office
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Jan 25, 2015 16:48
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Jan 25, 2015 16:50
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You're gonna call the cops? Don't turn an assault into a murder!
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Jan 25, 2015 16:53
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I knew I shouldnt have married a [insert race, religion, ethnicity, political alignment]
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Jan 25, 2015 16:54
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calm down, just calm down
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Jan 25, 2015 16:59
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okay damnit this is the last straw. get your fat rear end out of that loving chair or call 9-11, either way im not feeding you anymore you worthless fat pussy of a man. its been a month and the chair is covered in poo poo. you are disgusting. i cant believe i put up with this for a month. i must be loving crazy too. jesus christ.
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Jan 25, 2015 17:01
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I'm going to hell for  in at all these
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Jan 25, 2015 17:02
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I'm not going to bother discussing this with you cause you are already in a mood!!
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Jan 25, 2015 17:03
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Can you please pass the salt?
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Jan 25, 2015 17:05
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Someday I hope you will understand son, but your mother's a crazy bitch. I can't live here anymore. You're the man of the house now. *turns the mobile dial a few times*
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Jan 25, 2015 17:06
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Thank god my husband is home from work, says wife, now he can spend some time with our kids Thank god I'm finally home from work, says husband, now I can relax without having anybody make any demands of me the story ends when they kill themselves
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Jan 25, 2015 17:06
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Give Pat a Job posted:You are just like your mother. but its ok, I'm gay too
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Jan 25, 2015 17:06
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Why didn't you just tell me you did 9/11
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Jan 25, 2015 17:10
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You don't make me FEEL like you're glad I'm home!
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Jan 25, 2015 17:14
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Jan 25, 2015 17:17
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I don't give a gently caress what your slut of an ex girlfriend did!
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Jan 25, 2015 17:21
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Hey you want to eat out tonight babes? Sure that sounds good What do you fancy, Indian or Chinese? I don't mind darling, what ever you want OK, I'll book us in the Indian place Oh ok, but I really wanted Chinese... gently caress YOU SLUT
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lol marriage is for suckers. who the gently caress actually wants to get married what man wants to get married, i should say
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