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Xaris posted:actually you should like bros. every goon wishes they were one
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the purest bro i knew in school spent all evening lying to security after his friend got drunk, called a black student a friend of the family and threatened to shoot him. it takes character to stand up for your friends like that.
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pretty sure the whole thing bro thing died out about five years ago.
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bro checking in. ama
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fanged wang posted:bro checking in. ama you want to toss some football bro?
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Gaunab posted:you want to toss some football bro? cant bro i got this thing w/ my girl
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Count Freebasie posted:Take off your Warby-Parkers and face reality, son. Those hot chicks will turn into the hot moms that are working out at the gym and trying to keep themselves looking tight. Hipster girls manage to do one thing at best: stay thin, but normally looking like Shelly Duvall from "The Shining." Only a tiny amount, most sorority type girls got fat as hell as soon as they got married and popped a baby.
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Cyril Sneer posted:pretty sure the whole thing bro thing died out about five years ago. Bros still exist, they just don't have Justin Bieber haircuts anymore like in the early 2000s. You can still catch one in the wild if you have a spare growler for a trap.
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the best bro is rob gronkowski
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I live in SoCal I can confirm bros are the worst
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Here's an example of a brodozer, courtesy of two streets over: 
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Calm the gently caress down with all the rape stuff, OP. drat.
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It's not rape if they're dead
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naem posted:I found myself to be the bro among nerdy hipster counter culture kids and the nerdy, hipster counter culture kid among bros
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Armchair Calvinist posted:Here's an example of a brodozer, courtesy of two streets over: naem posted:I found myself to be the bro among nerdy hipster counter culture kids and the nerdy, hipster counter culture kid among bros
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Jan 26, 2015 02:13
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Some of the nicest guys I've known were überbros. Like just hang out with them and be chill and party
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Bishop posted:Some of the nicest guys I've known were überbros. Like just hang out with them and be chill and party Thats true. That's all a bro wants to do - chill and party.
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Jan 26, 2015 02:17
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the biggest threat to bros are other bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
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Armchair Calvinist posted:Here's an example of a brodozer, courtesy of two streets over: con and firmed lifted trucks are very bro
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do u think there are any actual goon bros?
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Jan 26, 2015 03:27
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GiP might as well be called Bro Corral
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Bro : Nerd : Hipster Fighter : Wizard : Rogue? Discuss
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Cyril Sneer posted:do u think there are any actual goon bros? lowtax is a bro
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naem posted:Bro : Nerd : Hipster They get a roll to know something about anything and are mostly just loud mouthed braggarts
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naem posted:Bro : Nerd : Hipster Wow. It all makes sense now.
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Jan 26, 2015 03:36
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VendaGoat posted:
Yes but pick pockets, disarm traps, hide in shadows, climbing- high high charisma and barter skills- they can make or break a campaign
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Wow, you totally missed an opportunity for a "Brontam Menace" joke what?
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naem posted:Yes but pick pockets, disarm traps, hide in shadows, climbing- high high charisma and barter skills- they can make or break a campaign Wait, are you using this as an argument for or against them being bards?
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naem posted:Bro : Nerd : Hipster shut up nerd
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naem posted:Yes but pick pockets, disarm traps, hide in shadows, climbing- high high charisma and barter skills- they can make or break a campaign what does that have to do with hipsters? you started from an incredibly weak premise and now it's just nonsense
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VendaGoat posted:Wait, are you using this as an argument for or against them being bards? All I know is my boy Kev? He talked us past the bouncer and we got backstage WITH THE BAND and we had girls all over us, it was unreal bro
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naem posted:All I know is my boy Kev? He talked us past the bouncer and we got backstage WITH THE BAND and we had girls all over us, it was unreal bro I do not believe any part of that story
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Jan 26, 2015 03:46
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*hides in shadows*
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naem posted:All I know is my boy Kev? He talked us past the bouncer and we got backstage WITH THE BAND and we had girls all over us, it was unreal bro Bards have a crippling weakness for wanting everyone to like them. I'm taking your comment as thus.
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Jan 26, 2015 03:49
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how come when something unexpected occurs, bro's say "Um, YEAH....THAT just happened!"
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What are we calling late teens/early 20-somethings now? That are they doing wrong? Oh, everything? Remember slackers? naem posted:Bro : Nerd : Hipster This is very wise. Girl : Cleric
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Jan 26, 2015 04:25
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I read a study that said 12 out of every 7 women will be raped at least once in her life by bros.
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Jan 26, 2015 05:12
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Bros are great. They lift and drink and do all the fun poo poo that loser nerds don't do.
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To be honest I think I would rather hang out with bros than awkward nerds, and I'm not super into sports. They can keep a conversation going more more than 5 minutes at a time, and I have no problem talking about sports, excessive drinking, and doing dumb poo poo while intoxicated. Also, all the bros I know down here like 90's rap, so at least we get the good tunes rather than some indie bullshit. They would probably be more willing to go in on a 12 pack of 211 with me over some craft beer nonsense.
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BOY EAT A rear end OUT posted:bros are the worst thing to happen to this world urge to rape rising
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