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We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil; Our home is girt by sea; Our land abounds in nature’s gifts Of beauty rich and rare; In history’s page, let every stage Advance Australia Fair. In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia Fair. Beneath our radiant Southern Cross We’ll toil with hearts and hands; To make this Commonwealth of ours Renowned of all the lands; For those who’ve come across the seas We’ve boundless plains to share; (factually incorrect lyric) With courage let us all combine To Advance Australia Fair. In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia Fair. That's right cunts, it's motherfucking Australia day. What are you doing for Aussie day? What snags are you cooking? How are you going to get out of work tomorrow morning when your hung over? Most importantly, what's going to be no.1 on the hottest 100? Pic of me celebrating our great nation's day  
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australia day is wierd because the day before I get optimistic about the country seeing all the many cultures within the nation come together and celebrate their lives and the day after I read about drunken racist violence
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Jan 25, 2015 23:31
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everyone who posts in this thread has to kiss the australian flag or i'll bash 'em gently caress off were full
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Jan 25, 2015 23:32
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I'm kissing my commemorative flag board shorts
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Jan 25, 2015 23:34
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 https://www.facebook.com/DrawingDicksOnTheHeraldSun
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Jan 25, 2015 23:35
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moving to melbourne soon cya soon aussies
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Jan 25, 2015 23:37
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Xaris posted:moving to melbourne soon Have been there once. It's the best of all the large cities imo. Not very many bogans or munted cunts, more fancy and civilised. So it's not really true Australia.
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Jan 25, 2015 23:43
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isnt australia just like england except everyone has a tan
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Jan 25, 2015 23:45
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I've celebrated in true Aussie fashion by going to the country, and being drunk since Friday night. Straya.
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Jan 25, 2015 23:45
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http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/14/ Oh so that's what happens when you forget to give your thread a tag, woops.
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Jan 25, 2015 23:47
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Pookum posted:isnt australia just like england except everyone has a tan This and we're better at sports but yeah that's basically it
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Jan 25, 2015 23:48
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the aussie flag capes are flowing free. the aussie flag bikinis are skimpy. the aussie flag beach towels are out and about and covered in sand. the aussie flag 4wd car flags are riding high. the aussie flag thongs are new and flappin. the aussie flag stubby holders are cool and wet.  hey mate have you seen that richie benaud lamb ad? fuckin gold mate
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Jan 25, 2015 23:48
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so is this like australia 4th of jyly do you guys shoot off fireworks or is that too dangerous because you live in a dry rear end desert
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Jan 25, 2015 23:52
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I don't know how many people are going to be in Aussie flag bikinis today when its pissing down from one end to the other but I'll keep my eye out for patriotic reasons anyway.
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Jan 25, 2015 23:53
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Pookum posted:so is this like australia 4th of jyly No Australia Day is a mix of Oktoberfest and a Race riot.
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Jan 25, 2015 23:53
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straya ya shitcunt
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Jan 25, 2015 23:54
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ok but what about the fireworks
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Jan 25, 2015 23:56
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Celebrating with 2.5X the rate of pay.
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Jan 26, 2015 00:02
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way to go you dumb roobangers you went and made your own country out of the worlds shittiest most barren continent, so lovely that it was where they sent felons away to, which most of you are descended from has australia even contributed anything to the world besides steve irwin
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Jan 26, 2015 00:03
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Pookum posted:ok but what about the fireworks I don't think there are fireworks sadly. Sometimes people drink too many cocktails and they produce something akin to fireworks but rarely can you it from the other side of a city.
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Jan 26, 2015 00:03
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Feranon posted:way to go you dumb roobangers you went and made your own country out of the worlds shittiest most barren continent, so lovely that it was where they sent felons away to, which most of you are descended from We gave the world WiFi apparently. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_inventions. And Crocodile Dundee.
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Jan 26, 2015 00:08
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Feranon posted:has australia even contributed anything to the world besides steve irwin 
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Jan 26, 2015 00:09
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   happy ausralia day
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Jan 26, 2015 00:17
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Any goon recommendations from fellow goons? I was thinking a dry white but can be convinced otherwise (no fruity lexia tho)
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Jan 26, 2015 00:27
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Exclamation Marx posted:
and you don't like immigration laws because...
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Jan 26, 2015 00:36
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I thought the Australian government banned the internet. How did you post this?
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Jan 26, 2015 00:41
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its fuking raining in sydney what kind of shitehouse australia day is this
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bloody abbos, mate
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Jan 26, 2015 00:50
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ColtMcAsskick posted:Any goon recommendations from fellow goons? I was thinking a dry white but can be convinced otherwise fruity lexia makes you sexier
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Jan 26, 2015 00:57
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TheIllestVillain posted:its fuking raining in sydney what kind of shitehouse australia day is this Fuckin hot as buggery in brisbane right now mate
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Jan 26, 2015 00:57
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austraila is good at sharks but bad at beer
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Jan 26, 2015 00:58
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I went to Outback steakhouse and ordered everything in an Australian accent.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:03
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Jabberlock posted:I went to Outback steakhouse and ordered everything in an Australian accent. the blooming onion is actually a special plant that only grows in the outback.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:04
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boundless plains to share cunts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA04tIDL_-w
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Jan 26, 2015 01:21
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Australia is what South Africa would be if the Boers won.
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Jan 26, 2015 01:33
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Australia is what South Africa would be if the Boers won. would they also have their own nazi knockoff symbol?
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Jan 26, 2015 01:34
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mookface posted:and you don't like immigration laws because... Australians should gently caress off home to Britain and stop making GBS threads up Australia.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TNCf0cwJsY
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im not celebratin nothin
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Exclamation Marx posted:
lol at any fuckin idiot who knows the second verse of the anthem
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