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Attention everyone in the north east. It is your duty to go out right now and get as much milk and bread you possible can. Use this as a sacrifice to the Milk and Bread God to pray for good fortune during this treacherous snow storm. If you can't get any milk or bread due to the fact that all the stores are out, your first born son will do.
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good idea op but im just going to get 20 frozen pizzas instead
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Jan 26, 2015 20:03
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i'm lactose intolerant and don't do gluten op how are the soy and rice supplies
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Jan 26, 2015 20:05
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why don't just eat the snow
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Jan 26, 2015 20:05
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i live in florida gently caress you all
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Jan 26, 2015 20:06
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i live in florida gently caress you all goondolences
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Jan 26, 2015 20:07
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lmao if the weather changes where u live
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Jan 26, 2015 20:07
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Doctor J Off posted:goondolences 
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Jan 26, 2015 20:09
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teh idea of needing milk and bread for snow storms is just a conspiracy started by the dairy and baking companies dONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES
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Jan 26, 2015 20:09
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:teh idea of needing milk and bread for snow storms is just a conspiracy started by the dairy and baking companies dONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES Kind of like Debeers inventing engagement rings and artificially inflating the value of diamonds?
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Jan 26, 2015 20:13
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Windows 98 posted:Kind of like Debeers inventing engagement rings and artificially inflating the value of diamonds? p much. adults dont need milk for pretty much anything. if you're snowed for days milk is probably the least useful item you can buy for it
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Jan 26, 2015 20:15
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Windows 98 posted:Kind of like Debeers inventing engagement rings and artificially inflating the value of diamonds? if your doors get snowed in and your windows freeze shut you could use a diamond engagement ring to cut through the glass and then you'd owe Mr. DeBeers a pretty big apology
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Jan 26, 2015 20:18
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I think instead I'll just be one of those people who doesn't pretend they live in some 19th century wilderness and simply wait out the one day before the stores open again no offense intended to the milk and bread god, please don't strike me down
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Jan 26, 2015 20:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
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Jan 26, 2015 20:23
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:if your doors get snowed in and your windows freeze shut you could use a diamond engagement ring to cut through the glass and then you'd owe Mr. DeBeers a pretty big apology Nah DeBeers don't give a gently caress, go dig up Cecil Rhodes and tell him you're sorry.
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Jan 26, 2015 20:23
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I probably would not buy milk, but that's just me
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Jan 26, 2015 20:23
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Anyone else have an embarrassing amount of zombie themed survival gear from like 2009 still
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Jan 26, 2015 20:26
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Lol like anyone on gbs is ever gonna have to buy a diamond. Also you forgot eggs and smokes op, it's blizzard time here in Connecticut baby, step up your game
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Jan 26, 2015 20:27
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I am out of milk. I think I'm going to die
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Jan 26, 2015 20:31
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You can make french toast if you get some eggs too
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Jan 26, 2015 20:32
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utterlycorrupt posted:Lol like anyone on gbs is ever gonna have to buy a diamond. Also you forgot eggs and smokes op, it's blizzard time here in Connecticut baby, step up your game yeah just got back from stop & shop confirmed: bread gone, milk gone, general panic good thing I was there for beers & meat
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Jan 26, 2015 20:33
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utterlycorrupt posted:Lol like anyone on gbs is ever gonna have to buy a diamond. Also you forgot eggs and smokes op, it's blizzard time here in Connecticut baby, step up your game I buy blood diamonds so I can one day extract the blood from them and clone all those poor africans who died
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Jan 26, 2015 20:33
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Arian_Samurai posted:You can make french toast if you get some eggs too !!
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Jan 26, 2015 20:34
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milk and bread are pretty overrated
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Jan 26, 2015 20:34
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I buy blood diamonds so I can one day extract the blood from them and clone all those poor africans who died Send those clones here, im gonna need an army of slaves to shovel this snow
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Jan 26, 2015 20:40
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dMastri posted:yeah just got back from stop & shop Also if you really are from ansonia, I had no idea goons were so close. A bit disturbing really.
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Jan 26, 2015 20:43
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I'm ready for the BLIZZARD®
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Jan 26, 2015 20:48
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KennyLoggins posted:I'm ready for the BLIZZARD® http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3697010#post440751625 Parachute account found
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Jan 26, 2015 20:52
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dMastri posted:yeah just got back from stop & shop Wait they sell beer at the Stop & Shops in CT? If so Assachusetts blows, stupid liquor license laws. There's like zero grocery stores that sell Beer here anymore.
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Jan 26, 2015 20:55
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i used my milk and bread money to buy magic beans, please advise
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Jan 26, 2015 20:59
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utterlycorrupt posted:Also if you really are from ansonia, I had no idea goons were so close. A bit disturbing really. KennyLoggins posted:Wait they sell beer at the Stop & Shops in CT?
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Jan 26, 2015 21:14
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does MY&B god accept almond milk? what about middel eastern crackers?
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Jan 26, 2015 21:16
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KennyLoggins posted:Wait they sell beer at the Stop & Shops in CT? they sell beer at all grocery stores, have fun at your package stores(stupid loving name)
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Jan 26, 2015 21:17
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like a funnire moer italian jon stewart
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Jan 26, 2015 21:18
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my local packy is owned by a paki
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Jan 26, 2015 21:19
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dMastri posted:does it really surprise you that valley trash would be goon Not really, no, I been wtby/naugy/derby trash all my life, so it's kinda cool to see other rt 8 folks on SA. And yep, thank gently caress I no longer have to drink cooking wine on Sunday mornings here.
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Jan 26, 2015 21:26
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Great how am I going to make a white russian now. Thanks a lot Massachusetts.
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Jan 26, 2015 22:03
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:they sell beer at all grocery stores, have fun at your package stores(stupid loving name) this package store has a cool name:  https://www.thebunghole.com
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Jan 26, 2015 22:14
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I go through a gallon of skim milk every three days, is this excessive GBS?
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Three-Phase posted:I go through a gallon of skim milk every three days, is this excessive GBS? Not if you're bathing in it
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