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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
please include lots of details including names of those you've killed and your motivation for doing so.


As for me, I've never actually committed a murder.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I killed a handful of ants as a kid, but I don't remember their names. A lot of flies, though. Like, dozens. Sometimes a dozen or more in a day. Death by 'hitting them with thing', usually.

Is this helpful to your research?

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
i am slowly killing my parents with shame and one time I stomped on a pigeon for the sexual rush but aside from that none

Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwdti8vWUDA

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
On July 30, 1975, I kidnapped Jimmy Hoffa outside of the Machus Red Fox restaurant in Detroit. I and my cohorts took him to a warehouse owned by some of our associates. I executed Mr. Hoffa with a .38 caliber gunshot to the back of his head. We then dismembered his body, put it in a weighted trunk, and dumped it into the Detroit River.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
you almost got me you sneaky

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I've been killing GBS posters and assuming their identity one by one for months, and so far it seems like nobody's really noticing or paying attention which is kinda wierd. IDK if that counts as them all account sharing or what but nbd there'll be more

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I could murder a bucket of chicken right now.

With ketchup

I'd maim some Mac-N-Cheese, but it would survive

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
honeypot thread

don't actually confess to your murders here

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Manifest posted:

honeypot thread

don't actually confess to your murders here

What are you hiding citizen?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
so sneaky. do you kiss your mom with that sneak y mouth of yours op?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

my dexter-style murder trophy list:
- grammar / english language
- good taste
- several vaginas
- like a million people in video games
- bugs (both software and insects)
- totally working software
- time

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I ran over a baby seagull one

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

VendaGoat posted:

I could murder a bucket of chicken right now.

With ketchup

I'd maim some Mac-N-Cheese, but it would survive

I'm going to kill you for putting ketchup near any of those things.

Yes, even just the 'mac' portion of MnC

oh mnc, that'd be a good username

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mookface posted:

I ran over a baby seagull one

Post this story in Pet Island.

I'm secretly trying to get you murdered

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Post this story in Pet Island.

I'm secretly trying to get you murdered

It was the baby seagulls time its in a better place now

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I murdered you, Inevitable.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I murdered kurt cobain

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


-I shot a duck once.
-ran over a little bird on accident driving through Kansas.

I am very wanted by bird authorities, there are many bird that want to see me go to bird court and face my bird crimes. I'm not all bad though, I saved a baby blue jay that fell out of it's nest.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i killed op and even he doesnt know about it :unsmigghh:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



My atheism killed...god. :smug:

naem
May 29, 2011

I ate a bunny

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

you almost got me you sneaky

Write your confession down and put it in here.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Shot a transvestite in Reno just to watch xim die

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


the lindberg baby

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
i killed my boner by reading this thread

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
I killed a baby once by blowing raspberries on his belly. He died from laughter. That or SIDS.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
brain cells i guess

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
Also this thread.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Wouldn't you like to know

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
There was this time I owed a bunch of money for this cocaine this guy fronted me and...Oh you son of a bitch, you almost got me. You!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517WVJNdO5g

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
I killed my landlord (loving bitch) with an axe and her sister walked in on it so I had to kill her too.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I've murdered a few toilets

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6F08qOiRjw

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I have led a one man war against stinkbugs. It's more of a genocide at this point. I have killed thousands and ain't nobody gonna stop me

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Soldiers have apparently died for my freedom. Suckers.

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

I hit some guy walking down the road one night. It was in the middle of nowhere and I had been drinking so I didn't stop. He probably died.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
i died posting in this thr

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W424
Oct 21, 2010
I beheaded a small rodent with a shovel, it had been mangled by a cat. The shovel hit a rock too and made a loud sound, it was raining. It was gloomy like a sad anime.

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