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please include lots of details including names of those you've killed and your motivation for doing so. As for me, I've never actually committed a murder.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:40 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:47 |
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I killed a handful of ants as a kid, but I don't remember their names. A lot of flies, though. Like, dozens. Sometimes a dozen or more in a day. Death by 'hitting them with thing', usually. Is this helpful to your research?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:47 |
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i am slowly killing my parents with shame and one time I stomped on a pigeon for the sexual rush but aside from that none
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwdti8vWUDA
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:49 |
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On July 30, 1975, I kidnapped Jimmy Hoffa outside of the Machus Red Fox restaurant in Detroit. I and my cohorts took him to a warehouse owned by some of our associates. I executed Mr. Hoffa with a .38 caliber gunshot to the back of his head. We then dismembered his body, put it in a weighted trunk, and dumped it into the Detroit River.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:57 |
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you almost got me you sneaky
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 00:57 |
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I've been killing GBS posters and assuming their identity one by one for months, and so far it seems like nobody's really noticing or paying attention which is kinda wierd. IDK if that counts as them all account sharing or what but nbd there'll be more
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:03 |
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I could murder a bucket of chicken right now. With ketchup I'd maim some Mac-N-Cheese, but it would survive
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:13 |
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honeypot thread don't actually confess to your murders here
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:13 |
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Manifest posted:honeypot thread What are you hiding citizen?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:15 |
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so sneaky. do you kiss your mom with that sneak y mouth of yours op?
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:17 |
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my dexter-style murder trophy list: - grammar / english language - good taste - several vaginas - like a million people in video games - bugs (both software and insects) - totally working software - time
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:26 |
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I ran over a baby seagull one
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:28 |
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VendaGoat posted:I could murder a bucket of chicken right now. I'm going to kill you for putting ketchup near any of those things. Yes, even just the 'mac' portion of MnC oh mnc, that'd be a good username
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:30 |
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mookface posted:I ran over a baby seagull one Post this story in Pet Island. I'm secretly trying to get you murdered
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:30 |
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VendaGoat posted:Post this story in Pet Island. It was the baby seagulls time its in a better place now
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:33 |
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I murdered you, Inevitable.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:35 |
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I murdered kurt cobain
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:38 |
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-I shot a duck once. -ran over a little bird on accident driving through Kansas. I am very wanted by bird authorities, there are many bird that want to see me go to bird court and face my bird crimes. I'm not all bad though, I saved a baby blue jay that fell out of it's nest.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:39 |
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i killed op and even he doesnt know about it
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:40 |
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My atheism killed...god.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:41 |
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I ate a bunny
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:45 |
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JiveHonky posted:you almost got me you sneaky Write your confession down and put it in here.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:46 |
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Shot a transvestite in Reno just to watch xim die
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:48 |
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the lindberg baby
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:53 |
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i killed my boner by reading this thread
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:55 |
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I killed a baby once by blowing raspberries on his belly. He died from laughter. That or SIDS.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 01:59 |
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brain cells i guess
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:03 |
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Also this thread.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:04 |
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Wouldn't you like to know
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:06 |
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There was this time I owed a bunch of money for this cocaine this guy fronted me and...Oh you son of a bitch, you almost got me. You!
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517WVJNdO5g
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:08 |
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I killed my landlord (loving bitch) with an axe and her sister walked in on it so I had to kill her too.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:09 |
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I've murdered a few toilets
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6F08qOiRjw
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:13 |
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I have led a one man war against stinkbugs. It's more of a genocide at this point. I have killed thousands and ain't nobody gonna stop me
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 02:19 |
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Soldiers have apparently died for my freedom. Suckers.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 03:16 |
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I hit some guy walking down the road one night. It was in the middle of nowhere and I had been drinking so I didn't stop. He probably died.
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 03:29 |
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i died posting in this thr
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# ? Jan 27, 2015 03:31 |
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I beheaded a small rodent with a shovel, it had been mangled by a cat. The shovel hit a rock too and made a loud sound, it was raining. It was gloomy like a sad anime.
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