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TheShrike
Oct 30, 2010

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
Terrorist attack? Blizzard?

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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who cares fucktard

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib
Not just them. Instagram, Battle.net, Tinder, Twitter.

Either terrorists or the blizzard has somehow taken down San Francisco with it.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Equine Don posted:

who cares fucktard

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




cut my life into pieces

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I care deeply.

Stay safe Facebook ghost.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i have no face and can't read because of having no face. in social networking terms i just cant win

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
they sold out to satan after getting popular amongst kids in a certain time,

oh wait you mean rihgt now well mabye the slumlord owning the server farm its kept forgot to pay rent??

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
it appears to not be working

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Hopefully it got nuked by ISIS and Mark Zuckerburg is dead

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
im downloading alot of porn right now, sorry ill be done soon

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I am also super proud that Something Awful's infrastructure is robust enough to repel the cyber terrorists :patriot:

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

less than three posted:

Not just them. Instagram, Battle.net, Tinder, Twitter.

Either terrorists or the blizzard has somehow taken down San Francisco with it.

wow you sure have the scoop on the internet's gayest apps and websites

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Equine Don posted:

who cares fucktard

literally millions of people

literally

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy


less than three posted:

Not just them. Instagram, Battle.net, Tinder, Twitter.

Either terrorists or the blizzard has somehow taken down San Francisco with it.

Good thing I raided earlier and not now :v:

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
realtalk probably a big Amazon EC2 outage

Someone's getting fired.

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

devin2 posted:

literally millions of people

literally

like i'm not even joking at all. millions of people from around the world are currently freaking THE gently caress OUT

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I'm freaking out.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I haxxored it op.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
At least youpoop is working.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Listening to this right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwTPPDNawA

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
heh facebook?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

devin2 posted:

like i'm not even joking at all. millions of people from around the world are currently freaking THE gently caress OUT

im glad

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
i don't even have a facebook

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
:smug:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/facebook.com
Well I guess it's official


devin2 posted:

like i'm not even joking at all. millions of people from around the world are currently freaking THE gently caress OUT

... and they're desperate to tell all their friends about how badly they're freaking out but they can't post any status updates so their feelings aren't being validated by anyone so they're freaking out even more

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh hey FB is back already

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib
dis map from Norse Security says that China is pretty mad about something.



http://map.ipviking.com/ also make it your screensaver it's great.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
it's lizard squad :getin:

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
:eek::eek::eek::eek:Facebook and Twitter is down for 5 minutes time to make a GBS thread about it:eek::eek::eek::eek:

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

fyodor posted:

it's lizard squad :getin:

https://twitter.com/lizardmafia/status/559963134006292481

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

More like blizzard squad amirite

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

HEY VAPER posted:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:Facebook and Twitter is down for 5 minutes time to make a GBS thread about it:eek::eek::eek::eek:

A bunch of news sites posted reports as well

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/322883/facebook-instagram
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-27/facebook-down-users-report-widespread-outages/6049752
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/01/26/facebook-instagram-down-as-hacker-group-claims-responsibility/
Etc etc


It's :qq::qq:very important news:qq::qq:

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

good time for francis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTEyfNbcMgg

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

face book, more like idiot website, the website for idiots...... heh :smug;

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

wow were you aware that it's snowing in a major metropolitan area where there's a building with central heating every 2 inches????

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Did they post that before they took Twitter down or did they have a :doh: moment and have to stop hacking Twitter so they could post their update

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009


how long does this guy realistically have to live?

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

i don't even have a facebook

lonesomedwarf posted:

face book, more like idiot website, the website for idiots...... heh :smug;

lol all these bad ironic I don't have a facebook posts in a GBS thread posted by a guy who was freaking out about facebook and twitter being down for 5 minutes

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Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Equine Don posted:

who cares fucktard

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