Would you fuck a neandertal?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Would you fuck a neandertal?

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Is there any evidence on how big a neanderthals dick was?

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Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

matrix ripoff posted:

i dunno man imagine a girl titty but covered in coarse hair; could add a new level to the proceedings iykwim

You dont have to imagine

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 01:13

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

Big Beef City posted:

It was incredibly small.
Tools were invented solely for the purpose of 'man-scaping' so that the tiny, nipple like penis could penetrate even an iota beyond the outer lips of the neander-vulva.

Terrible, really.

In all seriousness though it must have been a weird time to be alive when the last pockets of neanderthals were dying out. I wonder if they and their homosapien neighbors recognized that they were 'others', or just felt that they were different due to culture/distance, and how they spoke of one another.

They could have been, humans have the biggest cocks of all great apes which is the secret to our success as a species

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 02:38

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