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Dely Apple posted:If you have mid-period sex you get those nice squishy clots that come out to squeze in the post-coitus bliss And if you can't handle the Car Wreck there are still two other perfectly good holes.
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nomadologique posted:IT ENDED WITH U It was several years before I was conceived. ... or so I'm told.
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Jan 29, 2015 07:22
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GUESS THSOE SPERM WERE ABOUT AS RETARDED AS U LOL
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Jan 29, 2015 07:23
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Thread is makin me hungry for some tomato gravy! OH! forgetta bout it
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Jan 29, 2015 07:24
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da gaba gaba goul
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Jan 29, 2015 07:32
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Better be on the DVD those fuckers.
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Jan 29, 2015 07:33
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Good, this book sets unrealistic prescient for big cocked powerful lovers like myself, will smash your gash but only that special lady gets life raft treatment when the red tide rolls
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Jan 29, 2015 07:36
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did they keep the scene where he subjects her to years of manipulative emotional abuse, op?
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Egbert Souse posted:Everything about this book seems WASP as gently caress. Funny you bring up American Psycho, there was an an absolutely horrific part of the book that didn't make it into the movie. (Although the movie has a much more comedic tone than the book so I'd call it justified. I've never read 50 shades, but the movie will probably be better without that scene) Patrick Bateman slathers the inside of a woman's vagina with cheese and traps a hungry rat inside her to chew through genitalia.
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Mak0rz posted:did they keep the scene where he subjects her to years of manipulative emotional abuse, op? you mean marriage? yep! *laugh track*
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Red Suit posted:Funny you bring up American Psycho, there was an an absolutely horrific part of the book that didn't make it into the movie. (Although the movie has a much more comedic tone than the book so I'd call it justified. I've never read 50 shades, but the movie will probably be better without that scene) Patrick Bateman slathers the inside of a woman's vagina with cheese and traps a hungry rat inside her to chew through genitalia. someones never seen he directors cut
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:someones never seen he directors cut *heads to netflix* edit: trip report: defeated
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Mak0rz posted:did they keep the scene where he subjects her to years of manipulative emotional abuse, op? Hey, the market's spoken. First Twilight, then 50 Shades... Abusive relationships are the new hotness. Next year's most popular romance will be the torrid diaries of a young woman, caught in the erotic ecstasy of being ritually circumcised and sold into white slavery.
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Jan 29, 2015 11:48
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Just go gay, no more period blood ever
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Simian_Prime posted:So apparently the Fitty Shades of Gray has a part in the book where Ed Twilight want to hit that pre-teen gash so hard that he pulls out not-Bella's bloody tampon out and throws it across the room, and she gets all hot because pussy blood makes the best lube. Lol @ the pathetic nerd who didnt do this constantly as a teenager
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Jan 29, 2015 22:19
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If you leave only one hole bleeding when you're done with a woman you obviously ain't a real man
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Jan 29, 2015 22:50
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I don't get period sex as MY BOYFRIEND doesn't like blood at all. I got some disposable soft cups to enable some action but they made a weird rustling noise.
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so pissed bout this movie
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treat em like dirt, and theyll stick to you like mud
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Jan 29, 2015 23:24
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Not gonna see him with a big ol' Menstrualstache?
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Jan 29, 2015 23:25
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what the gently caress
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Jan 29, 2015 23:26
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the first major motion picture to be adapted from hosed up fanfiction, momentous
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Jan 29, 2015 23:30
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I guess even Hollywood is not that desperate yet.
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clicked this thread while eating ribs. that'll teach me
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Wait, preteen? Like aatrek's fave?
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Why do people make a big deal about period sex. Louis Ck has that bit where he talks about young men being afraid of women's bodies but I can't say I know many dudes who would turn down sex solely because their gf was on the rag. Like where are these alleged men in committed relationships that just forgo sex for a week every month?
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so this movie is going to be nc-17 right? might be the first movie with a rating like that to be a huge success in god knows how long but pg-13 will always be the honeypot
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lol you think this is gonna be nc-17 are you brain dead, its gonna be R so they can actually you know make money from it. if they could somehow make it pg-13 they would have done that no movie that has a chance of making more than like 500,000 at the box office actually accepts an nc-17 rating
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i dont know anything about that book, but that is total loving bullshit. period blood makes HORRIBLE lube. it like partially dries or congeals or something weird, causes bad friction. anybody whos hosed on the rag knows this
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I like to have sex, but - hang on, hear me out - not if my partner doesn't feel like it.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I like to have sex, but - hang on, hear me out - not if my partner doesn't feel like it. If your regular "partner" isn't down, just use your other hand man
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i personally dont like my dick covered in coagulated endometrium
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Jan 30, 2015 00:58
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Beep Street posted:I don't get period sex as MY BOYFRIEND doesn't like blood at all. I got some disposable soft cups to enable some action but they made a weird rustling noise. hm, sounds like he's a fag
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The Cosby Mysteries posted:so this movie is going to be nc-17 right? might be the first movie with a rating like that to be a huge success in god knows how long but pg-13 will always be the honeypot My prediction is pg13 with an "unrated" DVD since stores will carry unrated an sell it to kids no prob but nc17 is poisonous.
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is the forced poo poo eating scene still in it?
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you irl posted:is the forced poo poo eating scene still in it? Wait why is this a best seller?
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you irl posted:is the forced poo poo eating scene still in it? 50 shades of Salo.
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Jace Madan posted:50 shades of Salo. 50 Sades of Grey.
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Simian_Prime posted:Hey, the market's spoken. First Twilight, then 50 Shades... Abusive relationships are the new hotness. Hot.
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