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-- your dad post more epic dad quotes.
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more epic dad quotes
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Jan 30, 2015 07:54
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epic dad quotes eh
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Jan 30, 2015 07:57
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"I killed your mom"
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Jan 30, 2015 07:58
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I'm gay.
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Jan 30, 2015 07:59
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just the tip
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Jan 30, 2015 07:59
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"You're adopted" - Dad
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Jan 30, 2015 08:00
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the best part of you dried up on your mommy's thigh
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Jan 30, 2015 08:05
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my dad fucks me
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Jan 30, 2015 08:06
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eternalname posted:my dad fucks me
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Jan 30, 2015 08:07
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Dad gay. So what
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Jan 30, 2015 08:07
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'i am the alpha and the omega'~~ur dad looking into a mirror with a boner poking out above ur moms panties
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Jan 30, 2015 08:08
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Orkin Mang posted:'i am the alpha and the omega'~~ur dad looking into a mirror with a boner poking out above ur mom
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Jan 30, 2015 08:10
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i hosed your dad
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Jan 30, 2015 08:46
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Jan 30, 2015 08:47
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You're right, I'm not your real dad. In fact, I'm not real at all. The dadness was inside you all along.
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Jan 30, 2015 08:49
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You know son, I won't be around forever...
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Jan 30, 2015 08:49
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my chad cucks me
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Jan 30, 2015 09:05
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"When did you turn so Chinese?" -My dad, drunk as hell at 2 am on the living room couch, 2002. e: We're both white guys.
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Jan 30, 2015 09:24
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i am your father
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Jan 30, 2015 09:25
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"Your generation is completely hosed and you guys don't have a chance in holy hell." -My Dad to me, just after graduating highschool.
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Jan 30, 2015 09:28
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"Look, everyone does stupid poo poo as a kid, just don't do it again alright?" ~ My dad, after learning I got busted shoplifting in high school "I don't care if you have a bit of a puff of marijuana from time to time, but if I ever hear you're smoking cigarettes or popping pills or whatever I'll beat your frigging head in" ~ Like three sentences later
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Jan 30, 2015 10:55
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"What are you doing there?" While I'm in a toilet.
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