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DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

THIS IS THE PC THREAD, IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF MORON WHO PLAYS HALO GAMES ON CONSOLES THEN GO TO THE CONSOLE THREAD BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO LOAD UP BATTLELOG ON YOUR PLAYSTATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jcojxeMibA
CAR RADIOS MOTHERFUCKER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xFVaAmCJoo

:cumpolice:

RELEASE DATE: MARCH 17, 2015

BATTLELOG PAGE: https://battlelog.medalofhonor.com/bfh

Hardline is the latest installment in Electronic Art's best selling Halo franchise. This one is a bit different from the previous entries, being made by a different dev team, Visercal (Dead Space) so we can finally retire the unfunny :dice:

smilie! It moves away from the World War Whatever Number We're Up To Now setting of previous Halo games and instead to a Modern Urban Crime Enviroment with a greater focus on close combat and fast cars.

:pcgaming:

System Requirements

quote:

Recommended:
OS: WINDOWS 8 64-BIT (with KB971512 Update)
CPU: INTEL QUAD-CORE CPU, AMD SIX-CORE CPU
MEMORY: 8 GB RAM
GRAPHICS CARD: AMD Radeon R9 290, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 760
GRAPHICS MEMORY: 3 GB
HARD DRIVE: 60 GB
DIRECTX 11

Minimum:
OS: WINDOWS VISTA SP2 64-BIT (with KB971512 Update)
PROCESSOR: Athlon II/Phenom II 2.8 GHz, Intel Core i3/i5 2.4GHz
MEMORY: 4 GB RAM
GRAPHICS CARD: ATI Radeon HD 5770 (1 GB), NVIDIA GeForce GTX 260 (896 MB)
HARD DRIVE: 60 GB
DIRECTX 11

Exact specs should be released by the time the beta starts. Sit tight.

Features

-All new setting in the Modern Urban Crime Enviroment
-9 new maps, all supporting up to 64 players (as with every Halo game save BC2)
-Many new game modes, but Conquest will make a return so if they suck you can fall back on that
- :cumpolice:

-Hilarious bugs that will all get patched out in 2 months.
-Commander is replaced with "hacker" who can take control of certain parts of the enviroment, unfortunately not much is known but it's probably gonna be cooler than the commander was
-A single player campaign that's probably gonna suck. While Visceral can probably do a better job than DICE, it's still not worth getting your hopes up.
-New gadgets like the zip-line, grapling hook and trip-mines.
-Hanging out of car windows.
-A fuckload of guns, including the AKM, TEC-9 and double barrel shotgun.
-Tanks, Helicopters, Boats and other vehicles are still in, don't worry this poo poo is still Halo.
-Halo 4's "Levelution" will return. In the alpha you could bring down a massive crane that would gently caress up the surrounding buildings and overpass.
-New System for unlocking weapons, gadgets, attachments and vehicle upgrades: Halo Bucks!. Similar to Call of Duty: The Black Cops: The Number One's Trout Bucks system.
-Spray your battlelog emblem onto any flat part of the world geometry!
-ALLIGATORS CONFRIMED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuuThmV0hOk

GAMEMODES

Lots of new ones. As far as I can tell Conquest (and maybe Bloodmoney?) is still the only one meant for 64 players while the others are meant for 32 players. This will not stop 64 player Heist servers from popping up.

-Conquest: Classic BF, will be playable in the beta
-Team Deathmatch
-Heist: Criminals try to break into a vault to steal loot and then escape with it, :cumpolice:

must stop them. think Rush but better. One of the gamemodes from last summer's alpha, returning for the beta. Really fun if you have a decent team.
-Bloodmoney: Pile of cash in the middle of the map. Bring the most cash from the pile to your base. You can also sneak into the enemy base and steal theirs. One of the gamemodes in the alpha. Not too amazing.
-Hotwire: Domination, but the point's not a point it's a car! Drive fast to score points. Confrimed to be featured in the open beta. Really, really fun.
-Rescue: Police try to rescure hostages and criminals try to stop them. Meant for smaller player counts, one life each round. It's pretty much Counter-Strike.
-Crosshair: One life just like with Rescue, but this time the police are escorting a VIP as the criminals try to assassinate him.

More info, HERE!

Maps

Generally smaller and tighter than Halo 3/4s maps. However there's nothing that looks as linear as Metro, Locker or the BC2 maps.

-Downtown
-Bank Job
-The Block
-Dustbowl
-Hollywood Heights
-Growhouse
-Derailed
-Riptide
-Everglades

More info, HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvLLL1hZRCU

Hardline Premium

Yes there is Premium for this game. Costs $50 same as always and will have 4 DLC packs and some other random bonuses that no one really gives a poo poo about such as a Call of Duty style prestige system that no one will actually do. Having said that, the first DLC pack won't be launched until the summer so you have a few months to track it down for cheaper before you start to miss out on poo poo.

Goon platoons

(click the images to get these badical emblems)

[CUMP] - The :cumpolice:

will be the main goon platoon for North America.

THE :cumpolice:

BATTLELOG PLATOON IS RIGHT HERE: http://battlelog.medalofhonor.com/bfh/platoons/view/2185842860893017448/

The best way to be able to play the beta and eventually final game with goons will be to check out the Camping The Stairs mumble. The PGS thread with all CTS mumble info can be found right here

In fact, [CUMP] recruitment will only be open to people who are regulars on mumble for the time being. So you'll need to actually play with us to get in. This way we don't run into the problem with the [LLJK] platoon where a load of people who don't play are taking up slots thereby requiring us to make a half-dozen extra platoons for the people who do.

ATF [CUMP]'EM AND DUMP'EM SERVER BATTLELOG SERVER

The :cumpolice:

will have an official :cumpolice:

server - ATF [CUMP] EM AND DUMP EM! be sure to join it when the game is out and the server is live. It will be max 40 players. The PGS thread will be linked once that's up but I'm not gonna make it until I get all the server's info and poo poo so there can be actual content to the thread.

Any auxiliary platoons ~~will be added once they are created and needed~~ will not be needed as Halo 4 platoons will still work in Hardline.

:cumpolice:

DoctorStrangelove fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Mar 18, 2015

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:10

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:17

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I AM A MENTALLY DISABLED HOMOSEXUAL NAMED CHRONOJAM, HOW DO I DO BASIC poo poo A FOURTH GRADER COULD FIGURE OUT ON HIS OWN?

<-- CLICK HERE TO LEARN TO PLAY

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DoctorStrangelove fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Mar 13, 2015

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:11

DA PANET EARF: Jun 14, 2011

The gay agenda will return for Battlehalo 3: Hardman edition. Stay tuned for platoon information.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:21

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

Wanna watch more of dat show.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:24

Handuar: Jun 30, 2007; GET IN THE DAMN CRAZY-BUS ARTHUR!

Trigger warning, Sherman will rise again.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:28

Residency Evil: Jul 28, 2003; 4/5 godo... Schumi

Will Blood Gulch be playable in this?

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:29

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHU GONNA DO WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THEY CUMP FOR YOU

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:29

Burreeto Burreyeto: Aug 28, 2009; I'm a gay zebra.

DoctorStrangelove posted:

GOTY 2012

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:30

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

vandalism posted:

Wanna watch more of dat show.

Mad Bull 34 :nws:

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:30

Handuar: Jun 30, 2007; GET IN THE DAMN CRAZY-BUS ARTHUR!

In the event they cump for you, burn down Atlanta and salt the earth.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:31

Opposing Farce: Apr 1, 2010; Ever since our drop-off service, I never read a book.
There's always something else around, plus I owe the library nineteen bucks.

How much drilling does this game feature?

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:33

chajusong: Oct 18, 2002

I preordered this game because I am a Huge Idiot with poor decision making skills, but I'm looking forward to playing with the Cum Police.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 02:44

Hobo Siege: Apr 24, 2008; by Cowcaster

Guys, the better heist game. Go get it.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:03

Handuar: Jun 30, 2007; GET IN THE DAMN CRAZY-BUS ARTHUR!

I'm glad they're finally letting us test the sequel to EA Sports PGA Tour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYcPfisx018

# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:03

Dead Like Rev: Sep 6, 2010; "The dead walk among us."

WHY GOD WHY!? WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH ANOTHER BATTLEFIELD!?

# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:09

Megasabin: Sep 9, 2003; I get half!!

Is this game just going to be the lovely money grab it looks like, or is there a reason to actually care? I feel like a lot of people will probably skip this and just wait for Battlefront.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:16

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Megasabin posted:

Is this game just going to be the lovely money grab it looks like, or is there a reason to actually care? I feel like a lot of people will probably skip this and just wait for Battlefront.

This game's probably gonna be better than Battlefront.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:41

Hobo Siege: Apr 24, 2008; by Cowcaster

They're both gonna be piles of overproduced, undertested dogshit.

Though I fully expect Battlefront to be the more playable of the two unless it's pushed out to meet a holiday deadline.

Which it will be.

FUK VIDEO GAMES

# ? Jan 31, 2015 03:48

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Hey guys new trailer released: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSkxu6Fnlk

# ? Jan 31, 2015 04:22

Hornet: Nov 13, 2007; Gamer

TubeStank posted:

Hey guys new trailer released: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSkxu6Fnlk

I actually really liked the remake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtUcpYifkAk

# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:01

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

The QA department is dead. Looks like we have do the beta test ourselves.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 08:19

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

Hobo Siege posted:

Guys, the better heist game. Go get it.

This game better has some lines like "GET THE gently caress DOWN" OR "KISS THE GODDAMN GROUND". Also lots of drilling.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 11:58

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

What's the over-under for the number of shits getting pushed in for this one?

# ? Jan 31, 2015 12:18

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I am so hard for Hardline.

Are you guys hard for Hardline?

# ? Jan 31, 2015 14:34

virtualboyCOLOR: Dec 22, 2004

# ? Jan 31, 2015 14:43

Skyl3lazer: Aug 27, 2007; [Dooting Stealthily]

Man this game was really bad in that beta thing they had a month or two ago, I doubt it's changed

# ? Jan 31, 2015 14:46

Sparticle: Oct 7, 2012

Skyl3lazer posted:

Man this game was really bad in that beta thing they had a month or two ago, I doubt it's changed

You have an odd perception of time

# ? Jan 31, 2015 14:58

Skyl3lazer: Aug 27, 2007; [Dooting Stealthily]

Sparticle posted:

You have an odd perception of time

When was it? I just remember it being total poo poo

# ? Jan 31, 2015 16:11

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

mcbexx posted:

What's the over-under for the number of shits getting pushed in for this one?

That's not how over-under works. You're off the case. Get the gently caress out of my office.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 16:15

Pierson: Oct 31, 2004; College Slice

How was Heist-mode in the alpha/beta? An AAA-quality, PVP version of Payday 2 sounds fuckin' awesome but this is DICE and Battlefield so I have little hope of that being true.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 16:20

Shrinkage: Oct 23, 2010

Skyl3lazer posted:

When was it? I just remember it being total poo poo

I think it's next month.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 16:21

Sparticle: Oct 7, 2012

Skyl3lazer posted:

When was it? I just remember it being total poo poo

June

# ? Jan 31, 2015 16:28

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

Pierson posted:

How was Heist-mode in the alpha/beta? An AAA-quality, PVP version of Payday 2 sounds fuckin' awesome but this is DICE and Battlefield so I have little hope of that being true.

DICE didn't make this game, they're doing Battlefront. Visceral (Dead Space series) is behind this one.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 16:32

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Pierson posted:

How was Heist-mode in the alpha/beta? An AAA-quality, PVP version of Payday 2 sounds fuckin' awesome but this is DICE and Battlefield so I have little hope of that being true.

Yeah I dunno, the strength of BF has usually been doing stuff like sniping helicopters with a tank or killing snipers by guiding a remote-controlled missile up their rear end. It was never really all that good at twitchy short-ranged infantry-only firefights. Though maybe the new developer manages to turn that around, I dunno.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 16:38

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

I will check the beta but I'll only pick this up in the bagain bin...

Is there a copsperg radio code for Police brutality? That should be the eurogoon clan tag.

Otherwise [HARD] with a logo of someone pitching a tent

# ? Jan 31, 2015 17:27

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Prepare for the horde of "JusticeFor<insert name>" names.

# ? Jan 31, 2015 17:53

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

no thanks

# ? Jan 31, 2015 17:57

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

DoctorStrangelove posted:

THIS IS THE PC THREAD, FOR THE HALO: HARDLINE CONSOLE THREAD, GO HERE! WHY YOU WOULD EVER WANT TO PLAY A HALO GAME ON CONSOLES IS BEYOND ME BUT GO RIGHT AHEAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xFVaAmCJoo

RELEASE DATE: MARCH 17, 2015OPEN BETA: FEBRUARY 3, 2015

BATTLELOG PAGE: https://battlelog.medalofhonor.com/bfh

Hardline is the latest installment in Electronic Art's best selling Halo franchise. This one is a bit different from the previous entries, being made by a different dev team, Visercal (Dead Space) so we can finally retire the unfunny similie! It moves away from the World War Whatever Number We're Up To Now setting of previous Halo games and instead to a Modern Urban Crime Enviroment with a greater focus on close combat and fast cars.

System Requirements

Exact specs should be released by the time the beta starts. Sit tight.

Features

-All new setting in the Modern Urban Crime Enviroment
-9 new maps, all supporting up to 64 players (as with every Halo game save BC2)
-Many new game modes, but Conquest will make a return so if they suck you can fall back on that
-
-Hilarious bugs that will all get patched out in 2 months.
-Commander is replaced with "hacker" who can take control of certain parts of the enviroment, unfortunately not much is known but it's probably gonna be cooler than the commander was
-A single player campaign that's probably gonna suck. While Visceral can probably do a better job than DICE, it's still not worth getting your hopes up.
-New gadgets like the zip-line, grapling hook and trip-mines.
-Hanging out of car windows.
-A fuckload of guns, including the AKM, TEC-9 and double barrel shotgun.
-Tanks, Helicopters, Boats and other vehicles are still in, don't worry this poo poo is still Halo.
-Halo 4's "Levelution" will return. In the alpha you could bring down a massive crane that would gently caress up the surrounding buildings and overpass.
-New System for unlocking weapons, gadgets, attachments and vehicle upgrades: Halo Bucks!. Similar to Call of Duty: The Black Cops: The Number One's Trout Bucks system.
-ALLIGATORS CONFRIMED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuuThmV0hOk

GAMEMODES

Lots of new ones. As far as I can tell Conquest (and maybe Bloodmoney?) is still the only one meant for 64 players while the others are meant for 32 players. This will not stop 64 player Heist servers from popping up.

-Conquest: Classic BF, will be playable in the beta
-Team Deathmatch
-Heist: Criminals try to break into a vault to steal loot and then escape with it, must stop them. think Rush but better. One of the gamemodes from last summer's alpha, returning for the beta. Really fun!
-Bloodmoney: Pile of cash in the middle of the map. Bring the most cash from the pile to your base. You can also sneak into the enemy base and steal theirs. One of the gamemodes in the alpha. Not too amazing.
-Hotwire: CTF, but the flag's not a flag it's a car! Confrimed to be featured in the open beta.
-Rescue: Police try to rescure hostages and criminals try to stop them. Meant for smaller player counts, one life each round. It's pretty much Counter-Strike.
-Crosshair: One life just like with Rescue, but this time the police are escorting a VIP as the criminals try to assassinate him.

More info, HERE!

Maps

Generally smaller and tighter than Halo 3/4s maps. However there's nothing that looks as linear as Metro, Locker or the BC2 maps.

-Downtown, Seen in the alpha, to be seen again in the beta
-Bank Job, also in the beta
-The Block
-Dustbowl, in the beta as well
-Hollywood Heights
-Growhouse
-Derailed
-Riptide
-Everglades

More info, HERE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvLLL1hZRCU

The Halo: Hardline Open beta starts on Tuesday, February 3, 2015. The beta will allow players to rank up to max rank and have access to all weapons and gadgets. Hotwire, Conquest and Heist will be the playable gamemodes and Downtown, Dustbowl and Bank Job the playable maps. Filesize confrimed to be 11 GBs, there will be an option to preload.

Find out more: HERE!
And visit the Battlelog page to actually play this poo poo once the beta starts.

You should be able to preload the beta on Origin on Monday, February 2, 2015.

Goon platoons

[CUMP] - The will be the main goon platoon for North America. It's currently not made yet since Hardline still isn't out. But rest assure, you will be able to get your CUMP on come release!

The best way to be able to play the beta and eventually final game with goons will be to check out the Camping The Stairs mumble. The PGS thread with all CTS mumble info can be found right here

Any axillary platoons will be added once they are created and needed

# ? Jan 31, 2015 18:03

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

do we know yet how they've "improved" it since the really bad beta

# ? Jan 31, 2015 18:04

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:17

Kerosene19: May 7, 2007

Thought the original beta was kinda lame but it was only one map, so I'll give it a shot. :shepspends:

# ? Jan 31, 2015 18:05

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