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You'd carefully review the TV guide for likely contenders for sex content. The foreign movie channels were most likely candidates, particularly the Italian and French movies. Eastern Europeans movies sometimes had sexing, but it usually wasn't that arousing. You'd have to watch the beginning of the movie for the adult content advisory, which usually would helpfully identify whether you'd get sexing action ("Sex Scenes") or just titties ("Adult Nudity", unless the nudity was dick). Sometimes it would just be "Adult Concepts" - not worth it. Stick old video cassette in the VCR, keep your thumb over the remote and hit record as soon as you think a sex scene is about to start, so you'd have it for later. This could be frustrating. Eastern European movies often featured a lot of dick. After seeing "Adult Nudity" at the beginning, you'd waste and hour of your time waiting to see some pasty Polish boobies, only to get a horrifying flash of Slav dick. When the internet finally arrived, we could finally download 18 seconds of sexing action over a 28.8k connection, only having to wait 3-4 hours for the download to complete.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:05 |
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forest porn
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:06 |
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Fast times at ridgemoiunt high
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Pyramid Scheme posted:You'd carefully review the TV guide for likely contenders for sex content. The foreign movie channels were most likely candidates, particularly the Italian and French movies. Eastern Europeans movies sometimes had sexing, but it usually wasn't that arousing.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:07 |
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id just watch mom with her "clients"
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:09 |
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Internetjack posted:forest porn I lived in the city. We did get park porn. Also, storm water drain porn.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:09 |
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swimsuit magazines are not so covert porn for underage males.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:10 |
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Internetjack posted:forest porn Even in rural Alaska we had woods porn, but yeah late cinemax.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:10 |
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Real Sex on HBO
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:12 |
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Internetjack posted:forest porn
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:12 |
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A kid at school at a 3.5 floppy of porn for the Amiga 500, but he'd never lend it out or let anyone copy it.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:13 |
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There were also some text based games on the C64 in circulation. I can't remember their names. Also, Leisure Suit Larry.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:14 |
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Went to the confession booth with Father. Got all the sex I ever wanted.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:14 |
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I stole the fold-out posters from the magazines at the store and then masturbated to them in the store bathroom.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:14 |
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Also the Sears Catalog with the bra/panties section
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:14 |
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parking lot porn happened too sometimes. find a ratty old swinger's magazine at the far side of the k-mart lot and you're set for a week
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:14 |
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I think if you had an internet today without digital porn, some college kids would found a start up for trading porn magazines.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:16 |
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Broke into my dad's jackin' briefcase with a flat head.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:17 |
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EugeneJ posted:Also the Sears Catalog with the bra/panties section And make friends with the kid whose mom gets victoria's secret catalogues.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:26 |
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Internetjack posted:forest porn This. Referred to among European children/teenagers with the parental guardian proof code word SUPERBOOKS.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:28 |
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ooh la la
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:28 |
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If you were desperate, car magazines usually had girls in bikinis with boobs bigger than their heads.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:29 |
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i was a teenager during the internet so id look for porn on the internet op cool thread tho
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:30 |
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what kind of geriatric grew up without the internet
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:30 |
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boob
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:30 |
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some dude in jr high had a shoebox of lovely, terrible porn vhs tapes filled with ugly women and he'd give em away sometimesSaberToothedPie posted:what kind of geriatric grew up without the internet people who arent lovely self absorbed leech millennials
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:30 |
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Playboy magazines under my older brother's mattress. I had mixed feelings when he got married and moved out. It was nice to have the bedroom all to myself, but that bastard took all the magazines with him.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:32 |
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Internetjack posted:forest porn Best porn. Woods just outside the back yard, walk in a few dozen yards to find the stash under a few conspicuously stacked tree limbs and leaves. Find out your best friend nutted all over your favorite page. I remember, Joe. You son of a BITCH.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:34 |
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Internetjack posted:forest porn my first porn it was a hustle with a black lady in it and her vajayjay was the brightest pink i'd ever seen, it still burned into my mind 22 years later
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:34 |
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I can't even imagine. You poor bastards. It's over now, though, we're in the place with no shadows.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:48 |
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Back pages of LA Weekly... a cornucopia of massage/escort/strip club ads.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:49 |
jcpenny catalog, women's lingerie section
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:51 |
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Internetjack posted:forest porn gonna look funny having a porno rolled up in the back of a jersey pocket but whatever haha
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:55 |
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numberoneposter posted:im going to do my part and release these basement found issues of CLUB from 2006 into the wild on my next mountain bike ride Porn wants to be free
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 05:58 |
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I don't know if cable companies still do this, but they used to have "Free Weekends of <channel>" every once in awhile (HBO, Cinemax, etc.) and when they happened I always checked out the TV Guide to see what was comin up and I'd either stay up late if I could or just have the VCR record anything that looked like it might have a titty
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 06:01 |
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where I grew up we had desert porn, the porn that kills
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 06:02 |
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Forest porn or just go out to the shop and find my dad's porn collection. Or find the tree fort that the older kids had abandoned and check there. Always porn in the treehouse.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 06:06 |
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Also my dad had a massive bootleg VHS collection (rent tapes & copy em) but he wouldn't put ratings on the label and I had no idea where to find out movie information so I'd go through tapes at night like some kind of horny forensic doogie howser searchin for the goods
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 06:07 |
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These were days when women had unshaven bits and generally did not engage in backdoor action.
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# ? Jan 31, 2015 06:09 |
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Forest porn was a real thing. Sometimes there were TV channels that would come in blurry, but ... you could still make out the tits. When the internet happened it was amazing. Truly amazing.
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