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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I know he was a famous cool dude and all, but after you blow up three of the things you should be put on desk duty.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
uh didn't you see "All Good Things"??? eventually they *did*

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
He's white.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
because star trek is for pedophiles and he was the only was starfleet could find who wasnt

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
he was the greatest ever starfleet captain op

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

He's white.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Hobohemian posted:

He's white.

I like it.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

John McCain was his ancestor

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Volcott posted:

I know he was a famous cool dude and all, but after you blow up three of the things you should be put on desk duty.

he only blew up one really, the stargazer was recovered.

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
im star trak

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Female Earth President understood his situation having crashed quite a few enormous vehicles herself.

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax
Everyone else was even worse. Think how many hosed up or abandoned or destroyed ships the Enterprise is always stumbling on or rushing to bail out. Most other crews don't even survive their first encounter with crazy space poo poo, but Picard and the gang are like teflon.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Why did they give Janeway a ship? She sucked. I bet her stupid lizard babies were retarded even for lizards.

Saintv77
Aug 5, 2008

Why did they keep giving Picard spaceships?

Because they Joan looked p har- aaahh thought I had somethin there drat sorry I got nothin just five me anyway thanks.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Hobohemian posted:

Why did they give Janeway a ship? She sucked. I bet her stupid lizard babies were retarded even for lizards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k

Full spread.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
He wasn't even on the ship when it crashed it that movie. Wasn't his fault man.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Because he gets results you stupid chief.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
I'm the entry level crewman who won't stop watching porn on the holodeck

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
as if you could deny this man anything


Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

Hobohemian posted:

Why did they give Janeway a ship? She sucked. I bet her stupid lizard babies were retarded even for lizards.

They needed to give a ship to a scientist for PR reasons and picked a creepy dark enlightenment type by mistake.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Supreme Allah posted:

Because he gets results you stupid chief.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Replicators make material losses insignificant I would think.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Cyberball 2072 posted:

He wasn't even on the ship when it crashed it that movie. Wasn't his fault man.

Never let Troi drive.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
One time the ship exploded was because they let a woman drive

Not Picard's fault

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

OP:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
hi op- i have never seen this show so i dont know. hope u find the answer to ur question and god bless

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

did I lose another one?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Janeway had a massive throbbing deathboner and i value this in leaders

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
vigor mortis

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
So the captain can have retarded throw-away missions that involve who gets to unclog the holodeck spew.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Wicker Man posted:

So the captain can have retarded throw-away missions that involve who gets to unclog the holodeck spew.

That's O'Brien's job

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Its a master plan to get Wesley to go away.
If Picard gets a ship, he will choose Beverly as his Doctor as he fancies the poo poo out of her.
And where Beverly goes, Wesley is two space cardigans behind.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

whoflungpoop posted:

Janeway had a massive throbbing deathboner and i value this in leaders

if we ever get cheap commercial spaceflight in my lifetime you bet your rear end i'm gonna hotbox a scout ship

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax
They need to have someone on the frontlines whose approval Q craves.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
is there a singular topic more insufferable to listen to people talk about than star trek? i figure this is the right thread to ask

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

thathonkey posted:

is there a singular topic more insufferable to listen to people talk about than star trek? i figure this is the right thread to ask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbV8fRz8RBs

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

star trek owns and its really annoying that pedophiles have sullied its name.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

thathonkey posted:

is there a singular topic more insufferable to listen to people talk about than star trek?

sounds like a thrad idea,

naem
May 29, 2011

Because he's the worlds coolest bald guy

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
They actually hate Picard, that is why they filled his ship with kids when he hates kids.

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