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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My vote goes for Police Story.

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The legend of the drunken master or half a loaf of kung fu

Hoedown Throwdown
Mar 30, 2004
Ich esse Scheiße
the boob punch one

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Police Story

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Gaunab posted:

Police Story

:agreed: + same

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

mookface posted:

The legend of the drunken master or half a loaf of kung fu

Legend of Drunken Master.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Is the best.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Rumble in the Bronx has a special place in my heart because I saw it at that age where it resonates nostalgically and I grew up where they filmed it

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

mookface posted:

The legend of the drunken master or half a loaf of kung fu

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMx7jfwmhA0&t=107s

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
I've only seen Project A2, but it's really great, you should try it

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRrICKgB3wE

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

JebanyPedal posted:

Legend of Drunken Master.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Drunken Master owns, but I enjoyed Canton Godfather more.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I have not seen Legend of the Drunken Master. Someone sell it to me.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have not seen Legend of the Drunken Master. Someone sell it to me.

it is the best Jackie Chan movie

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have not seen Legend of the Drunken Master. Someone sell it to me.

Jackie kicking rear end while being drunk.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have not seen Legend of the Drunken Master. Someone sell it to me.

I don't want to spoil any of it for you just watch it.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Drunken Master 2

mookface posted:

Rumble in the Bronx has a special place in my heart because I saw it at that age where it resonates nostalgically and I grew up where they filmed it

Fraud of a movie was not filmed anywhere near where I lived/grew up. We don't have beautiful & majestic mountains in our quaint, demilitarized zone of a town. Chan is a lie.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Drunken Master 2


Fraud of a movie was not filmed anywhere near where I lived/grew up. We don't have beautiful & majestic mountains in our quaint, demilitarized zone of a town. Chan is a lie.

Yeah its clearly not anywhere near new York its pretty funny

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

i was at work today and the manager wouldn't let some kid buy Rush Hour 2 because it was a 12 and he had no id lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
City Hunter cuz it had this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_ATLFxIA4

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sidecrab posted:

i was at work today and the manager wouldn't let some kid buy Rush Hour 2 because it was a 12 and he had no id lol

He had to be twelve to buy a movie?

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

mookface posted:

He had to be twelve to buy a movie?

This is in uk, england

edit ratings go u, pg, 12, 15, 18

Jackie Chan corrupts our youth

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Enter the Dragon

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Rush Hour cuz its also go ruby rhod. UUUUUUUUNBELIEVABLE!

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Just because I have these memorized for some reason:

Drunken Master 2 = Legend of Drunken Master

Police Story 3 = Super Cop

Police Story 4 = First Strike

Armor of God 2 = Operation Condor

I think they stopped changing the english release titles after that.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sidecrab posted:

This is in uk, england

edit ratings go u, pg, 12, 15, 18

Jackie Chan corrupts our youth

What kind of 12 year old carries id that's ridiculous

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax
First Strike because Jackie Chan beats up people with a ladder.

Flopstick
Jul 10, 2011

Top Cop
I like Wheels On Meals. Has Jackie skateboarding and driving a pimped out fast food wagon.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Flopstick posted:

I like Wheels On Meals. Has Jackie skateboarding and driving a pimped out fast food wagon.

I remember that one being pretty cool.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Operation Condor

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Who am I? just for the fight scene on the roof near the end.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

JebanyPedal posted:

Legend of Drunken Master.

Yes.

www
Aug 4, 2010

im a big fan of who am i

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



The tuxedo

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Thank yiu jackie chan

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

JFairfax posted:

Operation Condor

Both of them

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
he did a really good job in that meme

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