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Helldump Immunity. posted:rub one out on someone's desk
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You should go pet it.
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Feb 3, 2015 00:53
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Tape a new one saying "Do you takes baths here? It's a Toilet, moron."
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You never know which room a cop might need to go into. That's why all cops these days are genderfluid.
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Feb 4, 2015 02:56
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That's why we need to go back to using the identifying term "sex" on all paperwork instead of "gender." There are two checkboxes; pick one, don't write a loving essay. If at some point in the future that answer changes, whatever. Until then, if you're not sure which one to pick, look in your pants.
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Mike-o posted:I love you, Fruity Rudy.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:It starts with a brilliant double flash of light. If you aren't instantly blinded by the beauty of nature's greatest triumph, you may glimpse a mile-high fireball. Slowly at but first but gaining momentum a great wave of nothing approaches you, ripping trees from their roots and buildings from their foundations. And just before the fire and debris annihilate your tiny body, you look down and realize that you just nutted bareback into Katy Perry.
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MancXVI posted:Way to implement this: put a bar on the quiet study floor of the library
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Feb 12, 2015 05:33
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Deathy McDeath posted:Currently listening to two undergrad girls talking about enlisting when they leave college
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:this is spongebob we are talking about here, so lets set realistic goals ok
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Feb 18, 2015 23:01
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Slam some super nasty chick and send her the proof on accident.
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Feb 18, 2015 23:02
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"I'm cultivating mass."
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Feb 20, 2015 18:08
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Is his dick really as big in person as it looks on screen?
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Feb 21, 2015 00:17
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Ford is dumb. Buy a Subaru. 
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Feb 21, 2015 22:19
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The Fiesta is just as tiny as a BRZ, with only a little more room in the back. You can't fit poo poo in it. If you want a car that is both sporty and has real utility, a WRX is a very good option. Yes, it costs more than a Fiesta. You get what you pay for. I have used both. Guess which one I own. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Feb 21, 2015 22:38
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They cost the same, but okay. v v
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Feb 21, 2015 23:01
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Cole posted:Only the ones that used to belong to the driver.
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Feb 22, 2015 01:30
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Nope, G35 is def a chick car.
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Feb 22, 2015 03:29
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SquirrelyPSU posted:G35 is a pretty sweet lookin ride, but then again, apparently I am the only male on earth driving an Impreza 2.5L non-turbo hatch sooooo
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Feb 22, 2015 04:14
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Somebody said wagon.  
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Feb 22, 2015 19:01
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Not shopping for an Impreza wagon. Already own one. Have owned two. 
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Feb 22, 2015 19:24
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Booblord Zagats posted:VERY special forces
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Feb 24, 2015 19:00
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That's... a really impressive fuckup and yet still not the least bit surprising.
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Feb 25, 2015 02:21
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At the VA urgent care because my tonsils are killing me. It's not very "urgent" and they've got Fox News on talking about llamas and poo poo. 
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Feb 26, 2015 22:02
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Now entering the third hour of waiting to get some antibiotics. 
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Feb 26, 2015 23:35
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Yeah, I do, but this is free. It's just slow as poo poo.
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Feb 26, 2015 23:44
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Yeah, I do, but this is free. It's just slow as poo poo. Also pretty interesting is that the drugs and pain relief the doc wanted were not what the pharmacist gave me, but they did throw in a whole bunch of ibuprofen! 
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Feb 27, 2015 00:31
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Just realized that it's been one year since the first time I woke up and didn't have to shave. It'll be one year actually a free man on Sunday.
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Feb 28, 2015 00:07
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Uh, we're talking about how long we've been out.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:41
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Def. still gay as gently caress. But now I have a beard, so it's OK.
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MurderBot posted:My facial hair is straight up red and compliments my dirty blonde hair well. 
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