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Master Bateman posted:Talk about your badass beards and your blood money ITT. 
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holocaust bloopers posted:The office told me to stay home today on account of the foot of snow storm we had this weekend. Owns. i walked out to this poo poo yesterday morning  news had said expect light snow overnight, and when i went to bed at 1am there wasnt much of anything on the ground. 4 hours later it was like that. was only 10 minutes late to work since thats how long it took me to get all that loving snow off the whip
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Feb 2, 2015 17:18
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Oh hey its been snowing since like 11pm last night, wonder if it stopped snowing yet aw how cute you think thats a snow storm 
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Feb 2, 2015 23:31
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:this was a fart of a storm. About 8" or so. not bad
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Feb 3, 2015 03:20
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Spicy Guacamole posted:That's why we need to go back to using the identifying term "sex" on all paperwork instead of "gender." There are two checkboxes; pick one, don't write a loving essay. If at some point in the future that answer changes, whatever. Until then, if you're not sure which one to pick, look in your pants. this is me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCxNHyND68 my preferred pronouns are vrooomvrooom\beep\screech
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Feb 4, 2015 08:51
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elite_garbage_man posted:currently getting buried in a snow storm. rip in piss 
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Feb 4, 2015 17:34
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:we have more and more millenials at my work these days and its loving hilarious to me how inept they are at face to face conversations bro im pretty sure you are technically a millenial
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Feb 4, 2015 19:58
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i refer to myself as a ninja turtles kid to differentiate myself from all the worthless turds born in the 90s and beyond
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Feb 4, 2015 20:07
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cusp my balls
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Feb 4, 2015 20:20
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:present them you know not what you ask sweet n4i
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Feb 4, 2015 20:28
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they should be called simpering whiny pussies imho
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Feb 4, 2015 20:38
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im calling shenanigans on all you guys claiming beavis and butthead cred since not one of you cocks backed me up when i made a prong reference
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Feb 4, 2015 21:31
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Booblord Zagats posted:My dad let us watch Beavis and Butthead so long as we went to mass on Sunday. your dad owns
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Feb 4, 2015 21:57
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i cant recall the last time i got a flu shot or the flu, guess it must be rough for all you pussies with weakling immune systems
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Feb 6, 2015 04:40
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yea youre a real bone crusher alright
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Feb 6, 2015 08:04
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Fart Sandwiches posted:kill all these white ladies for dooming their kids with these names. that bitch has 2 kids with the same name just spelled different? 
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Feb 6, 2015 21:42
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Slim Pickens posted:No shampoo, just nothing but greasy wooden combs. It's funny watching the next im gonna guess polio with the way things are going
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Feb 8, 2015 00:45
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Looks like an unauthorized Wheel of Time pilot aired on FXX during the infomercial period last night. this looks lame as gently caress, i thought wheel of time was about medieval sword and sworcery poo poo like game of thrones, not some fags in puffy shirts chatting in a mansion
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Feb 10, 2015 06:02
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Yo I read all 15 books or w/e and like 60% is fags in puffy shirts talking to each other (or chicks in dresses smoothing their skirts) with the other 40% being travel and like 1% cool fighting. Series is still 101% awesome (minus book 10). i think i read a chapter or 2 of maybe the first book idk, i remember some mongol style dudes. lots of talk about horseback riding nomads then i got bored cuz reading is for nerds
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Feb 11, 2015 02:57
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hbo should make a loving series based on the re howard conan books
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Feb 11, 2015 05:59
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The Rat posted:The 2011 Conan movie did a pretty good job of staying faithful to the original Robert E Howard stories. I really enjoyed it. Seems like a lot of the hate it got was for not being like the old 80's Conan with Arnold. Which completely misses the point, IMO. conan the barbarian is a loving masterpiece even if it had real tenuous links to the books, i will brook no ill words against it the remake sucked poo poo i want them to take the original stories and give them small screen treatment like they did with game of thrones. yea it would be all over the loving place and lol if youre looking for continuity, but theres some pretty rad poo poo in there
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Feb 11, 2015 06:43
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Slim Pickens posted:I wasn't sure what a study carrel was so I looked it up and heil hitler
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Feb 12, 2015 03:13
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Deathy McDeath posted:Currently listening to two undergrad girls talking about enlisting when they leave college try to gently caress them, rah?
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Feb 14, 2015 03:46
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lmbo you paid for premium
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Feb 16, 2015 21:31
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when i put my new shitter in it was a nightmare, the old one was from the loving 70s and evyerthing was frozen on with rust goddamn im having flashbacks 
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Feb 17, 2015 02:31
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Ended up having to get 20" because the 9" was just too long and didn't bend, the 12" was bendable but there was a hard crease in it that would probably be bad over time, and the longest one let me loop it around in a safe manner hahaha
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Feb 18, 2015 04:20
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paint all the walls with poo poo before you leave for your trek into a cold lonesome death on the trail
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Feb 18, 2015 04:55
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'd suggest just slamming some super hot chick and sending her the proof on accident this is spongebob we are talking about here, so lets set realistic goals ok
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Feb 18, 2015 22:57
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Cole posted:people say its just like.... "their body types" and poo poo when they are fat and that they can't do anything baout it 
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Feb 20, 2015 19:38
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fats are the worst
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Feb 20, 2015 23:41
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what the gently caress does extra medium even mean?
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Feb 21, 2015 01:07
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meowlins please get a thing like this then post pics of you wearing it tia
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Feb 21, 2015 04:38
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Tight as a drum, sir. yooooo
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Feb 21, 2015 19:58
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Feb 21, 2015 20:48
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were currently getting bent over by a buck nasty snowstorm here in denver; white out conditions and icy roads. so of course everyone and their grams decided to go out cruisin while im trying to get home from work so there i was, chillin at a red arrow waiting patiently, literally 200 yards from home, when some mexican girl decided to lock her brakes up and glide into the rear bumper of my g35 with her beat up piece of poo poo maxima  hell is other people
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ive been in a few accidents and i normally ask if theyre alright first. when i got out and saw a mexican behind the wheel i inadvertently asked if she had insurance firstCole posted:Did you show the cop your action shots that you took while driving the gently caress would i wait for hours in a blizzard for a cop to come look at some scuffs in my bumper you dildo?
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Feb 22, 2015 02:42
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krispykremessuck posted:it's what you get for driving a chick car like a g35 tho what an odd opinion
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Feb 22, 2015 03:21
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the dad farm posted:please just buy a truck and be the veteran this country needs. my car gets 15 mpg so im doing my part
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Feb 23, 2015 03:14
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Casimir Radon posted:It's not satisfying when I rub my dick on my own things. i was gonna ask how many times youve beaten it in the stacks but look at you taking the wind out of my sails
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that guy look airforce as gently caress
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