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EBB
Feb 15, 2005



Grover, wherever you are, you are not a veteran.

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Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERd61bDY7k

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Had to be in work today to deal with something stupid that happened on Friday. I have the building to myself and productivity has skyrocketed.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Deathy McDeath posted:

Saw this taped over the men's bathroom sign today



Tape a new one saying "Do you takes baths here? It's a Toilet, moron."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm still a grilled cheese sandwich.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Part of being a grownup is realizing that it's rad to have a bedtime.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I hate my work inbox today. People are being crabby and abusing the high importance button.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

every time ive heard it used it was for kids after 86 or so

now im looking on wikipedia and now its set for 82 and later


oh shiiiiiiiiiiit my identity

who cares what wikipedia says

it's not like they have any credibility over there

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I was born in '87. I'm a millenial but I'm not a fan since the label comes with connotations of entitlement and all the SJW crap.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What's really funny to me is the consideration of calling the generation born in 2000+ the "Conflict Generation" since they were growing up during two wars. You know...that they had nothing to do with.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

they should be called seen but not heard or you get the belt again imho

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



all i could think of when the superbowl coke ad aired

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

not caring here posted:

Ha ha, suck my gen x dick you bunch of pretenders and wannabes/

hows it feel to have all your role models dead of suicide or overdose?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

3x for reserve years or are we marking down to 1.5x?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Master Bateman posted:

I'm generation kill.

You're Fruity Rudy

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

One of my trainees is mad at me now and called me narrow minded for saying that the whole gluten-free thing is mostly bullshit.

Sounds like you need a new trainee and he needs to get the gently caress out.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Breatharianism

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Master Bateman posted:

GiP, what is best in life?

It starts with a brilliant double flash of light. If you aren't instantly blinded by the beauty of nature's greatest triumph, you may glimpse a mile-high fireball. Slowly at but first but gaining momentum a great wave of nothing approaches you, ripping trees from their roots and buildings from their foundations. And just before the fire and debris annihilate your tiny body, you look down and realize that you just nutted bareback into Katy Perry.

That is what is best in life.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

"...I sucked lots of dicks and had lots of dicks in my rear end and that's why you SHOULD THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

A black toilet would be kind of awesome as far as toilets can go.

But how would you check for blood in your stool?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ded posted:

lmbo you see ads

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Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lmbo you paid for premium

its called adblock dolt

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

Anything that I get that doesn't belong at my place I just leave in the box with the flag up. I used to write "no longer at this address" on the stuff, but the carrier got the idea and just returns anything I leave in there now.

Same. My neighbors are dicks so I lost motivation to do stuff like put their mail into their boxes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

I would unironically pay money to not get those sales fliers and poo poo.

This but for election season. Last October was bad times for my mailbox.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:biotruths:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Better call saul!

Slippin' Jimmy is more likely to represent the lady who hit him.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Master Bateman posted:

I would gently caress that hand pussy.

Tight as a drum, sir.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Ford is dumb. Buy a Subaru. :colbert:

:chloe:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The nice thing about Subaru owners is they advertise that a retard is behind the wheel

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

It's cool he made the same mistake almost everyone in the 82nd tries at some point in their careers.

:lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I don't have an ID and every time I give them a driver's license instead they complain and tell me somebody from eligibility will call me. They never do.

Kudos to the receptionist for recognizing a guy who comes in for 15 minutes four times a year though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Master Bateman posted:

You have a hosed up face or something?

I'm probably the only guy under 50 who uses the clinic.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

My clinic is very pleasant and clean :shrug:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Having job-subsidized insurance is pretty swell.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Tax return came in :toot:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The military? What's that?

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Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

No beard, longer hair, work at a desk with my name on it, and attend school. I'm as vanilla as they come nowadays post-mil.

:geno::hf::geno:

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