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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

post your secrets in here :shh:

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
imagy

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
im -


gently caress

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i pee in two directions with an approximate 70% elevation offset

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

faaaaart

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i once farted on my friend's cat and it ran away and didn't come back for 2 days

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Jonny 290 posted:

i pee in two directions with an approximate 70% elevation offset

same

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i shave almost my entire body daily, and i become really soft and smooth

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm gay

shitface
Nov 23, 2006

i've slept less than 5 hours in the last 48 and am currently loudly singing the main vocal and backig vocal of two out three ain't bad from bat out of hell

this is probably not an actual secret to my neighbours

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

shitface posted:

i've slept less than 5 hours in the last 48 and am currently loudly singing the main vocal and backig vocal of two out three ain't bad from bat out of hell

this is probably not an actual secret to my neighbours

ur also very fat lmao

pram
Jun 10, 2001

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

ur also very fat lmao

lol epic

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i know parabolas very well.

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
I put my dick in the CDROM

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i poo poo into my hand in the shower and try to toss it in the toilet. if it misses i don't care and just leave it

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i poo poo into my hand in the shower and try to toss it in the toilet. if it misses i don't care and just leave it

This guy is really hosed up

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MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

one time i ate a donut and somebody else got blamed and i didn't say anything

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

shitface
Nov 23, 2006

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

ur also very fat lmao

NICE!

not really though. shut the gently caress up

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i shave almost my entire body daily, and i become really soft and smooth

this gave me a great deal of pleasure lp0

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

A Pinball Wizard posted:

this gave me a great deal of pleasure lp0

good to hear! i saw that it gave others pleasure too

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

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Please don't post my private key

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

fresh joke stylings of silver alicorn get it while its hot

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
im you

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i see you see me see you

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

this thread is serious win

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i drink the milk of marisa mayer

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Salt Fish posted:

fresh joke stylings of silver alicorn get it while its hot

pls don't tell anyone!!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
im steve jobs

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

i pee in two directions with an approximate 70% elevation offset

is this your way of saying you have a end of cock piercing

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

echinopsis posted:

is this your way of saying you have a end of cock piercing

its called a prince albert and no, though i do have that, it's my way of saying that i pee in two directions with a roughly 70 degree offset

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i havent worn anything in it since clinton was prez tho

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i will never reveal the yospos secret

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
oh wait, jonny posted it. the thing about his dick. ok close thread i guess op

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
frankly i think i'm glad the secret is out

Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007
i dont have secrets, but here, have all the secrets that google indexed https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=%22index+of+%2Fsecret%22

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

its called a prince albert and no, though i do have that, it's my way of saying that i pee in two directions with a roughly 70 degree offset

i kept thnking it was called a prince philip, couldnt remeber the official term

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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