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Hi, welcome to heaven. Ok let's get right to this. Baptised...check. You gave thousands of dollars to local charities, good, good. Oh! Says here you went on a humanitarian mission to nurse Ebola patients, that's great! Oops...hold on. Ooh, seems you didn't pray before you ate that fast food burrito that one time? Hmm yeah my hands are tied here. It's off to hell with you.
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Applewhite posted:
The Lord does not appreciate you praying to pagan diarrhea gods.
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Cnut the Great posted:why don't you try talking to a real religious person once in a while I can't, we don't have chipotle in canada 
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Could God rip a fart so bad that even He himself had to leave the room?
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