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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I saw a family pray before their meal at Chipolte today
 
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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Hi, welcome to heaven. Ok let's get right to this.

Baptised...check. You gave thousands of dollars to local charities, good, good. Oh! Says here you went on a humanitarian mission to nurse Ebola patients, that's great!


Oops...hold on. Ooh, seems you didn't pray before you ate that fast food burrito that one time?

Hmm yeah my hands are tied here. It's off to hell with you.

Praying over food used to an offering to god, not to thank him for it.
So these dumb fucks were offering god $4 for eternal life basically.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Applewhite posted:

lol gently caress people who believe in a higher power, amirite?

A higher power that cares about what loving salad dressing they will use, yup.

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