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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I saw a family pray before their meal at Chipolte today
 
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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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i used to work with this old grandpa man who'd go out to chipotle like constantly and he'd call it "chi-pottle" because ha ha that's humor when you're his age

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

A misanthrope posted:

i hope he's dead now

:(

jesus that's cruel; he was a swell fella who loved his kids and grandkids

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

A misanthrope posted:

oh that's different then i REALLY hope he's dead now and that it hurt

I.... jesus what's wrong with you

i'm going to pray for you
































TO GET HIT BY A TRUCK!!!!

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

mysterious frankie posted:

OP: essqueeze me, but what are you doing???
PRAYDUDE: my children and I are praying to God before our meal
OP: well esssssqueeze me for saying, but you may as well pray to the burrito on your plate for all the good it will do you!
PRAYDUDE: no that is not true. God is extremely real and we love him and his son, Jesus.
OP: ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME?
PRAYDUDE: please stop shouting that. my youngest has an ear problem and you are hurting him.
OP: ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME?ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME? ESSQUEEZE ME?
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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

plain blue jacket posted:

I saw a family pray at a grave yesterday and i made sure to groan loudly and ironically

"Hey rear end in a top hat, your grandpa didn't go to heaven! You wanna know how I know! Because you buried him, ya doof! He can't float to heaven with all that dirt on top of them! Ha ha! Way to go, genius!"

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