I saw a family pray before their meal at Chipolte today

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you should have joined in blood prayer to their blood god and cut your palm over their food in thanks

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 07:24

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:48

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 08:52

their portions have gone way down

this is why i smuggle in an extra 2 pounds of rice to fill out my burrito

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 11:23

yeah it's definitely disgusting that people believe in God and follow religious observances op

Grog think sun okay with abortion.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 17:12

Praying over food used to an offering to god, not to thank him for it.
So these dumb fucks were offering god $4 for eternal life basically.

You voted this deal: +1
Reason: "omg thank you so much for finding this i always thought salvation would be more difficult"

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 17:35

as an atheist..... life just makes sense. for instance

...i bet this is a real attempt at argument :raise:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 18:38

ok gratefulness ...check
but wheres the praying come in before we all start feeling :qq:

for each other?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 18:57

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:48

in this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

this doesn't deal with your real problem of having sinned against god and the reality of hell

# ¿ Feb 3, 2015 19:14

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