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*opens to a black screen and ambient city sounds for 5 minutes* *leads into another 10 minutes of random slice-of-life bullshit* *nonchalant full frontal while smoking cigarettes, off-putting sex scenes* *voice over quotes dubbed into shots of nature* *anticlimactically inconclusive ending because LIFE doesn't just hand you easy resolutions*
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guardians of the galaxy
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Feb 3, 2015 23:50
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*foreign language. no subs*
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Feb 3, 2015 23:51
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is this the thread where i come to complain about how im too dumb to understand interesting films
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Feb 4, 2015 00:07
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black goo
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Feb 4, 2015 00:07
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nice to meet you guys, my name is wes anderson
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Feb 4, 2015 00:09
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The Godfather 1,2 and 3
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Feb 4, 2015 00:11
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*is a film*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:11
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*involves characters*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:11
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*a central struggle drives the plot*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:12
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*stars a grey-haired, soft-spoken Bill Murray*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:16
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i'm any coming-of-age dramedy about a bland white dude fresh outta school trying to a) ~find himself~ b) find love/patch up his relationship with a girl who's way more interesting than him c) figure out his purpose in the world d) all of the above
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Feb 4, 2015 00:18
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*speaks french*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:19
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*repeated cuts to the ugly bum living in the dumpster* "EVERYTHING HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING!" *a bear on a tricycle chases a midget on a beach ball in a circle for an hour* "GGGGLLLLLUUUUUEEEEEE!"
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Feb 4, 2015 00:22
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I just farted. It was spicy with a hint of goat cheese.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:26
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he fixes the cable?
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Feb 4, 2015 00:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JLWyPxt7g
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Feb 4, 2015 00:28
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*directed by Christopher Nolan*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:29
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Movie lasts 2 hours, feels like 4, the ending is extremely disappointing because life sucks
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Feb 4, 2015 00:30
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*whispering about some weird poo poo* *shots of nebula and stars* *ten minutes of loving dinosaurs for some reason* *brad pitt is an angry father*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:32
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You want to prove God or some aspect of religion or spiritual belief does not exist? Scientifically? Well here, have these characters who in trying to do just that, find scientific data that does the opposite and supports God or some aspect of religion or spiritual belief. Now those characters feel pretty put in their place, just like you do I'm betting.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:34
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"well, i did this movie because i always do comedy, you know? i wanted to do something different, something dramatic. i wanted to test my acting chops."
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Feb 4, 2015 00:35
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Feb 4, 2015 00:47
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*Has thread made about self in CD* *Three people post saying that I am really good and everyone should watch me* *Thread disappears to page six and beyond cause everyone only posts about superhero movies*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:48
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*is directed by lars von trier*
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Feb 4, 2015 00:49
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Space is silent. Oh yeah, that's really loving great in your dumb movie about space that contains approximately an hour of exterior shots of loving space. I enjoy paying money to watch mostly black with silence. I watch that movie every time I go to sleep, fucko.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:50
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The color of infinity inside an empty glass I'm squinting my eye and turning off And on and on and off the light It's for this experimental film Which nobody knows about And which I'm still figuring out What's going to go in my experimental film? Yeah—you're all gonna be in this experimental film And even though I can't explain it I already know how great it's I already know the ending it's The part that makes your face implode I don't know what makes your face implode But that's the way the movie ends And in my experimental film Which nobody knows about But which I'm still figuring out Your face implodes in my experimental film Yeah—you're all gonna be in this experimental film And even though I can't explain it I already know how great it's Even though I can't explain it I already know how great it's The color of infinity inside an empty glass It's for this experimental film Which nobody knows about And which I'm still figuring out What's going to go in my experimental film? Yeah—you're all gonna be in this experimental film And even though I can't explain it I already know how great it's gonna— Yeah—you're gonna be in this experimental film And even though I can't explain it I already know how great it's Even though I can't explain it I already know how great it's
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Feb 4, 2015 00:53
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full intercourse sex scene
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Feb 4, 2015 00:53
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tree of life was really bad like you weren't watching a movie, you were watching a director jerk off for six hours space and dinosaurs
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Feb 4, 2015 00:59
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the guy that showed it to me thought it was so good and was all like yeah those kids didn't really have a script no poo poo the movie didn't really have a plot
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Feb 4, 2015 01:02
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*basically full on porn*
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Feb 4, 2015 01:03
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*no-name indie band plays lovely song with ukuleles* "I've always loved Sam ever since I saw her." *shot of an ambiguous-looking girl in boys clothing riding bikes with a dorky white boy* *cuts to older white man slowly slinking into the water in a bathtub * "She's getting married today."
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Feb 4, 2015 01:05
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*opening is black and white, silent, with three minutes of a flower moving to and fro in a gentle wind*
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Feb 4, 2015 01:10
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hello my names a borat.. how are you??? 
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Feb 4, 2015 01:12
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https://vid.me/TsNm
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Feb 4, 2015 01:13
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*stars Kevin James and Adam Sandler*
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Feb 4, 2015 01:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DieLfWWf0w I saw the opening for this which was a little pricy but the director and producer and a cinematographer were there and had thoughtful and passionate things to say about it and it was a cool movie anyway, it's too bad I took a lawyer chick with me because they're generally stunted people in so far as non-categorical thought goes and therefore are terrible at understanding movies not made Jewishly.
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Feb 4, 2015 01:26
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ARF ARF ARF YEAH RUPERT ARF ARF ARF
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Feb 4, 2015 01:52
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Lollerich posted:I just farted. It was spicy with a hint of goat cheese. farted again 69 db nice
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Feb 4, 2015 01:59
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goat cheese smells and taste like disgusting goat
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