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Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
So like in Asia it's common to slurp your noodles really loud to let the chef know you enjoy the meal they prepared, does the samerule apply to getting felatio? Like the more weird bj sounds the better your dick is to suck ?

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Your mom said the same rule applies

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
Mom is dead thanks a lot jerk, can an expert please weigh in on this subject, Tia

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I am sorry.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

if japanese porn has taught me anything its that the women aren't supposed to enjoy any part of sex, not sure if that applys to gay dudes too, i'll need to study the subject further

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Interesting question, OP, but I have one for you: what was his name?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
your question answered here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
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Everybody belongs here
I want a grapefruit bj now

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
who is blow job jim OP

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
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Everybody belongs here
actually, now that I think about it, I don't think I really do want a grapefruit bj. seems like the acidic juice getting rubbed into my cock would produce an end result that isn't quite to my liking

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Waltzing Along posted:

actually, now that I think about it, I don't think I really do want a grapefruit bj. seems like the acidic juice getting rubbed into my cock would produce an end result that isn't quite to my liking

Watch the video again.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Inevitable posted:

Watch the video again.

i didnt' watch it the first time

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
back bacon juice canadian interior monitors

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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ok, i watched it. so is this a way to convince men to just swear off women and get into fruit sex? was it to illustrate how funny a good bj can sound? still on the fence about grapefruits.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Waltzing Along posted:

ok, i watched it. so is this a way to convince men to just swear off women and get into fruit sex? was it to illustrate how funny a good bj can sound? still on the fence about grapefruits.

It's an amazing technique that makes it feel like you're getting pussy, a blowjob, a grapefruit and a rabid gremlin all at the same time.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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you forgot herpes. she's black.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
if you wouldn't gently caress the pith out of a warm grapefruit you are unbelievably gay

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Waltzing Along posted:

you forgot herpes. she's black.

are you sure about this?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
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gnarlyhotep posted:

are you sure about this?

50% of black women have herpes

http://hiphopwired.com/2010/04/21/cdc-clarifies-their-%E2%80%9C12-of-all-black-women-have-herpes%E2%80%9D-report/

Or maybe not. Whatever. Still pretty high risk.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
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always a good idea to cite your sources

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Waltzing Along posted:

actually, now that I think about it, I don't think I really do want a grapefruit bj. seems like the acidic juice getting rubbed into my cock would produce an end result that isn't quite to my liking

lol vaginas produce lactic acid when aroused so I guess you better not go bareback you loving wimp

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Waltzing Along posted:

50% of black women have herpes

http://hiphopwired.com/2010/04/21/cdc-clarifies-their-%E2%80%9C12-of-all-black-women-have-herpes%E2%80%9D-report/

Or maybe not. Whatever. Still pretty high risk.

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From what I hear 50% of everybody has herpes. So technically true, I guess.

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Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
I kinda feel like if a girl doesn't make my dick sounds like a whoopee cushion she giving me bad head, grape fruit video is good confirmation ty.

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