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checkmate you scientist bitches whats so god drat smart about a dolphin now?
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Ebay for Dolphins it's genius
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Feb 4, 2015 10:59
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becse dolhin is fagit
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Feb 4, 2015 11:06
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i saw this show about killer dolphins one time and there was this story about these two dudes fuckin with a dolphin that was hanging out next to the shore and they were shoving their fingers in its blowhole and dumping beer into it and poo poo. the dolphin swam out to sea and then pumped like a linebacker except it is way bigger and hydrodynamic and rammed its nose into the dude that was loving with it the most's stomach and exploded his internal organs then swam off like nothin' happened.
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Feb 4, 2015 11:07
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Dolphins are one of the few species on Earth besides humans that kill for reasons other than defense or hunting.
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Feb 4, 2015 15:55
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dolphins are one of the few species on earth that get handjobs from men
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Feb 4, 2015 15:59
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Applewhite posted:Dolphins are one of the few species on Earth besides humans that kill for reasons other than defense or hunting. bullshit
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Feb 4, 2015 16:00
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Dolphins are smart enough to rape dead fish, thats how smart they are: They are also as horny as humans are, another sign of smartness: 
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Feb 4, 2015 16:01
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boom boom boom posted:bullshit Bullshit that it's "few" or bullshit that Dolphins are murderous? Because the second one is supported by numerous studies. http://www.newscientist.com/blog/environment/2008/09/dolphin-serial-killers.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/earthnews/3323070/Killer-dolphins-baffle-marine-experts.html http://scribol.com/environment/bottlenose-dolphin-the-only-marine-animal-that-kills-for-fun
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Feb 4, 2015 16:44
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dolphins are sadistic POS but they are closer to the "state of nature" OP that's why they didn't invent something so soulless and anonymizing as the internet
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Feb 4, 2015 16:47
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nomadologique posted:dolphins are sadistic POS but they are closer to the "state of nature" OP that's why they didn't invent something so soulless and anonymizing as the internet I bet that if Dolphins could, they would invent something worse than the internet. Like, an internet but all the sites are chan sites for sharing gross dolphin rape porn.
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Feb 4, 2015 16:52
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Applewhite posted:Bullshit that it's "few" or bullshit that Dolphins are murderous? Because the second one is supported by numerous studies. Animals kill all the time for all sorts of reasons. Don't listen to what the lady at the crystal store says, dude.
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Feb 4, 2015 17:01
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boom boom boom posted:Animals kill all the time for all sorts of reasons. Don't listen to what the lady at the crystal store says, dude.
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Feb 4, 2015 17:04
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boom boom boom posted:Animals kill all the time for all sorts of reasons. Don't listen to what the lady at the crystal store says, dude. The lady at the crystal store probably thinks that dolphins are sky spirits from a higher dimension sent to give us enlightenment. Marine Biologists are the ones saying that dolphins kill for sport. Also: dolphins are rapists.
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Feb 4, 2015 17:06
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okay well concerning cliches of that kind, i think "scientists" are the opposite of "crystal ldies"
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Feb 4, 2015 17:07
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Uh, the crystal lady cleared my own home of negative spirit manifestations by burning a small bundle of twigs 
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Feb 4, 2015 17:24
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boom boom boom posted:Animals kill all the time for all sorts of reasons. Don't listen to what the lady at the crystal store says, dude. Dolphins are pretty well known to be assholes whether or not animals kill for other reasons or not. Although most people focus on the gang rape
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Feb 4, 2015 17:27
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#notalldolphins
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ya know what animal is a bigger rear end in a top hat than dolphins? hummans
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