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so wanting people to be nice and happy is commendable and all but consider the folloiwing scenarios so like what is a customer rolls up and orders a couple double quarter pounders and the cashier says "oh your payment today is that you just have to call your dad up and tell him you love him!!  " but the customer's dad died four days ago from cancer, or the customer's dad abused the gently caress out of him as a childor the cashier is like "to pay for your mc chickens you need to promise to give your family hugs!!" but the customer was abandoned as an infant and was raised by the state and is a violent emotionless sociopath hosed up and riddled with pitfalls imo.....
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i dont have time to call somebody on the phone and hope they answer then have a stupid conversation where i have to disclaim that a kid at mcdonalds said i cant have my food unless i called can i just swipe my loving card and get my lovely food so i can leave THANKS
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Feb 5, 2015 19:51
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mic dondalds
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Feb 5, 2015 19:52
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When the add first aired during the super bowl the first thing that crossed my mind when they said call you mom and tell her you lover her was the customer responding "But she molested me!"
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Feb 5, 2015 19:54
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Smiling Mandrill posted:When the add first aired during the super bowl the first thing that crossed my mind when they said call you mom and tell her you lover her was the customer responding "But she molested me!" same
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Feb 5, 2015 19:55
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This is a good point. My dad is in the ICU and can't have a phone
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Feb 5, 2015 19:58
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sorry i dont love you OP
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Feb 5, 2015 20:04
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jesus, who's loving idea was this
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Feb 5, 2015 20:06
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At least one cashier will be sexually assaulted by someone for asking for lovin'.
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Feb 5, 2015 20:11
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dog buttz posted:At least one cashier will be sexually assaulted by someone for asking for lovin'. some cashier working the graveyard shift at an empty iowa truck stop mcdonalds will demand a quick gently caress in the handicap bathroom stall as payment for a triple order of mcnuggets
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Feb 5, 2015 20:13
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my biggest problem with it is that i don't see what it has to do with large-fry, double-cheese, big-beef. like, yeah, it's good to be nice to ppl, but why does a burger-slinger feel its in the position to tell - nay, lecture - me about this?
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Feb 5, 2015 20:14
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it will subsequently be uploaded to either wanktube or youporn
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Feb 5, 2015 20:14
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"My dad raped me and my brothers while we were kids, killed our mother in a drunken rage, we ended up in different foster homes where I was then raped and bullied. I contemplated suicide every day until I hit 18, and once left slowly rebuilt my life to what you see here today asking for simple meal. Can I have an extra pickle on that please."
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Feb 5, 2015 20:15
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happyhippy posted:"My dad raped my and my brother while we were kids, killed our mother in a drunken rage, we ended up in different foster homes where I was then raped and bullied. I contemplated suicide every day until I hit 18, and once left slowly rebuilt me life to what you see here today. lol
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Feb 5, 2015 20:15
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the chives top 22 h o r n i e s t mcdonalds employees
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Feb 5, 2015 20:16
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what if the cashier asks the driver to call they son and tell them he loves them as payment but it turns out the driver is the cashiers long lost dad what if?
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Feb 5, 2015 20:17
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to pay for your big mac, you have to volunteer 1 hour at the food bank where your mcdonalds server got his groceries this morning
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Feb 5, 2015 20:22
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The flaw is that their food tastes like a mix of sawdust and shoe rubber.
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Feb 5, 2015 20:26
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Moola posted:what if the cashier asks the driver to call they son and tell them he loves them as payment What if the cashier asks you to call your son, but your son died? I wonder if insurance against McLovin would be a good idea.
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Feb 5, 2015 20:32
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I would like mac sauce to my ranch infused pineapple pizza in.
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Feb 5, 2015 20:33
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Mercury_Storm posted:The flaw is that their food tastes like a mix of sawdust and shoe rubber. Like that poo poo might be bad for you but it dont taste that bad. I am calling my dad to tell him i love him and hope a big mac finds its way to me
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Feb 5, 2015 20:50
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cAN i really get free mcdonalds now
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Feb 5, 2015 21:41
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BeefThief posted:jesus, who's loving idea was this yeah how dare somebody try to pass along being nice!
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Feb 5, 2015 21:42
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Lblitzer posted:yeah how dare somebody try to pass along being nice! A crew member produced a heart-shaped pencil box stuffed with slips of paper, and instructed me to pick one. My fellow customers seemed to look on with pity as I drew my fate: “Ask someone to dance.” I stood there for a mortified second or two, and then the cashier mercifully suggested that we all dance together. Not wanting to be a spoilsport, I forced a smile and “raised the roof” a couple of times, as employees tried to lure cringing customers into forming some kind of conga line, asking them when they’d last been asked to dance.
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Feb 5, 2015 21:43
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It'll never fail because they are paid actors holy poo poo how do you not know this
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Feb 5, 2015 21:44
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:This is a good point. My dad is in the ICU and can't have a phone my dad is on ICQ and there's no way I'm redownloading that poo poo.
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Feb 5, 2015 21:44
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Ramsus posted:It'll never fail because they are paid actors holy poo poo how do you not know this Up For Whatever © 2014
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Feb 5, 2015 21:46
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what if the cashier tells a man to hug his father but it turns out the man was egg hatched and never knew his parents
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Feb 5, 2015 21:58
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Do do do do do-dooo, I'm loving it Because I'm a dollar meny kind of guy.
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Feb 5, 2015 22:00
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WILL LOVE MY PARENTS FOR FOOD
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mcdonalds please stop trying to associate your custom-engineered food with love, happiness, belonging, and community please release a commercial where a man that looks like a used car salesman from the late 80's loudly and repeatedly proclaims that you HAVE THE CHEAPEST BURGERS AROUND and I will consider patronizing your establishment
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Feb 5, 2015 22:10
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the most honest mcdonalds commercials would be of an old woman sitting by herself in a mcdonalds by the interstate, absentmindedly stirring her soda with a straw while she gazes out the window at the cars going by. the peppy female VO proclaims warmly "Free refills and an obligation to tolerate you. I'm lovin it."
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Feb 5, 2015 22:17
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flaw #1: i am incapable of love and sue for discrimination the judge finds in favor of me and i get 1 billion dollars in mcnugs
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Feb 5, 2015 22:30
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your payment: you must gently caress a burger and then eat it off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo
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Feb 5, 2015 22:32
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*posts picture of qt mcdonalds cashier from commercial with the fro-tails* would
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Feb 5, 2015 22:33
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mcdonalds: old enough to party
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Feb 5, 2015 22:33
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bring back jason alexander singing and dancing about the mcdlt
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Feb 5, 2015 22:35
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Nefarious posted:what if the cashier tells a man to hug his father but it turns out the man was egg hatched and never knew his parents The lizard or bird man is a lower level of D&D monster and would have bigger problems than that inside of a mcdonalds
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Feb 5, 2015 22:36
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Come to think of it when was the last time McDonalds ran an add that was like come here because our food is delicious?
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Come to think of it when was the last time McDonalds ran an add that was like come here because our food is delicious? they started trying youtube-education when the britbong charlatan pretended their chicken nuggets were made of silly putty
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