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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
honestly i probably wouldn't really like living under an islamic caliphate

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Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxFyPZdPAO0

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Concerned Citizen posted:

honestly i probably wouldn't really like living under an islamic caliphate

That's cause you're not Islamic. Muslims love it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Concerned Citizen posted:

honestly i probably wouldn't really like living under an islamic caliphate

Pff that's what they said to all the other advancements In history

Islam is the future you luddite

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mange Mite posted:

Pff that's what they said to all the other advancements In history

Islam is the future you luddite

this guy gets it

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I know half is "Islamic state" did they stutter?

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
For what it's worth, I have more than a little problem with any state-sponsored and enforced religions.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
السلام عليكم, op

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Honestly all I can hear is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Pajser posted:

even if you dont like them or they are acting creepy, you're gonna have to take it and be thankful allah has not granted to have your throat cut, whore.
i will give them strong sons

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I wwould have a serious boner

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

islam will prevail inshallah. there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Tony Homo posted:

Peace? Are you retarded? There will be peace when they have butchered everyone and anyone who doesn't follow their teachings. Make no mistake about it. They have no qualms in nuking anyone who is an infidel according to their definition.

shiftless
May 18, 2005

I think a lot of people would have trouble spelling caphilate

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Business Gorillas posted:

seems kind of ridiculous to frown upon a thousand year islamic caliphate, which will bring peace and stability to the middle east, as well as usher in a golden age for islam

sometimes it feels like that those of us in the decadent west are really out of touch with what's going on in the world...

Religion is a loving cancer.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

circ dick soleil posted:

Religion is a loving cancer.

actually its the soul of soulless conditions and the heart of a heartless world

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

shiftless posted:

I think a lot of people would have trouble spelling caphilate

Khafilah

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I would op, those guys are nuts.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

actually its the soul of soulless conditions and the heart of a heartless world

Souls don't exist. They aren't real.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

circ dick soleil posted:

Souls don't exist. They aren't real.

its metaphorical, friend

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Like imagine if those people protesting abortions got guns and took over Florida, except they grew up in a war torn hell hole.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Like seriously who burns people to death for real. Like that's stepping over a hosed up line right their.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

its metaphorical, friend

God isn't real either.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


drilldo squirt posted:

Like imagine if those people protesting abortions got guns and took over Florida, except they grew up in a war torn hell hole.

that is a beautiful image

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

circ dick soleil posted:

God isn't real either.

Nite crew is friend.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

drilldo squirt posted:

Like imagine if those people protesting abortions got guns and took over Florida, except they grew up in a war torn hell hole.

"imagine"

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Feels good bro.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

drilldo squirt posted:

Feels good bro.

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
i know the yazidis, zoroastrians and shiites there would have serious issues. oh and any young girl who isnt enslaved already

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I know about the devil and fire people what who the gently caress are shiites?

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

drilldo squirt posted:

I know about the devil and fire people what who the gently caress are shiites?

ultramuslims who have evolved to breathe fire. they are the only ones that can defeat the egyptian goddess

LurkBot
Jan 4, 2007
Something has gone horribly wrong.
Three days after the global ISIS takeover GBS would be full of Muhammed/Goatse slash fiction. All Goons will be extinct by the start of month two.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
As an american I'd have a serious issue with my errection lasting more then four hours when we nuked them ten minutes after they got control of a nuclear country.

Full blown wrath of American nuk-u-lar gawd.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I'm the sex slave

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

sounds ok to me. I have some sick atheist arguments that they've probably never heard before so maybe I could change their minds on this whole theocracy thing and usher in a golden age of enlightenment

Yeah, that worked out really well with the christian right, here at home.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a little, because there's some gays i like, like tim gun

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
There was a vid of very rhythmic chanting about islam and maybe spilling infidel blood, the video was just an islamic flag, but the audio was the chanting. It was pretty decent production quality audio too. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I've been trying to find again it for a while now

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


darkhand posted:

There was a vid of very rhythmic chanting about islam and maybe spilling infidel blood, the video was just an islamic flag, but the audio was the chanting. It was pretty decent production quality audio too. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I've been trying to find again it for a while now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHR9tyODJB0

My Ummah, Dawn has appeared so await the expected victory,
The Islamic State has arisen by the blood of the righteous,
The Islamic State has arisen by the jihad of the pious

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darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHR9tyODJB0

My Ummah, Dawn has appeared so await the expected victory,
The Islamic State has arisen by the blood of the righteous,
The Islamic State has arisen by the jihad of the pious

That's veryyyy close, but it had less gang style vocals and less melodic. That's still p good though, thanks

darkhand fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Feb 6, 2015

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