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# ? Feb 20, 2015 00:42 |
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Volume posted:There is a religion out there that takes WAAAY more faith than any other… and exceedingly blind, bigoted, and MINDLESS faith as well. scientists can't find a missing link, evilution disproven, your move scientists keep digging holes to find bones and poo poo you're just going to dig yourselves deeper into the pits of HELL
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:39 |
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Creation has been unanimously proven. The guy who made it (God Almighty, The Great I AM) said "I made it". No one has been able to prove Him wrong at any single thing and He's been right about everything He has ever said. There are a lot of people who despite this utterly perfect track record however, choose not to take Him at His word. Thus, we have evolution and all sorts of zany man-made ideas. Funny thing about mankind is that man is constantly wrong about everything either through ignorance or willful rebellion. I'm sticking with my Lord Jesus and His flawless and all knowing perfection at everything VS the utter failure of mankind at everything.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 03:57 |
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Volume posted:Creation has been unanimously proven. The guy who made it (God Almighty, The Great I AM) said "I made it". No one has been able to prove Him wrong at any single thing and He's been right about everything He has ever said. There are a lot of people who despite this utterly perfect track record however, choose not to take Him at His word. Thus, we have evolution and all sorts of zany man-made ideas. Funny thing about mankind is that man is constantly wrong about everything either through ignorance or willful rebellion. Yeah same except Hail Satan
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 04:17 |
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to all heathens: the blood of christ is against you
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 04:39 |
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yung jew posted:to all heathens: the blood of christ is against you Yeah? What super powers does the blood of christ have?
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 04:50 |
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redshirt posted:Yeah? What super powers does the blood of christ have? it vicariously atones for your sin of masturbating your dick to orgasm
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 05:14 |
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my atheisms superpower is to make peoplw vomit just by staring at thejm intently
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:11 |
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lol @ ritualilistic-cannibals getting on their high jesus horse ITT and IRL
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:55 |
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redshirt posted:Yeah? What super powers does the blood of christ have? It can transubstantiate wine into itself, which is nice for communion ceremonies and all but you don't want that power used against you. Imagine having a nice drink that you've just paid for, and suddenly it turns into gross blood just as you put it to your mouth
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 16:23 |
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redshirt posted:Yeah? What super powers does the blood of christ have? Absolves sin, offers eternal life. Downside: doesn't blow your grandparents' minds when you tell them about it at Christmas after your first semester of college.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 20:34 |
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Yesterday on "The 700 Club," Pat Robertson fielded a question from a viewer who wondered if she should be worried about her pregnant daughter posting fetal ultrasound photos on Facebook. Robertson, giving an answer that sounds more like a bad sequel to "Rosemary's Baby," warned that the woman’s daughter may be setting her family up to be cursed by a Facebook-savvy satanic coven. "I don't think there is any harm in it,” he said. “But I tell you, there are demons and there are evil people in the world, and you post a picture like that and some cultist gets hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child. You never know what somebody's going to do."
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:04 |
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Stottie Kyek posted:It can transubstantiate wine into itself, which is nice for communion ceremonies and all but you don't want that power used against you. Imagine having a nice drink that you've just paid for, and suddenly it turns into gross blood just as you put it to your mouth Meh. Spiderman seems cooler.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 22:22 |
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He's so powerful and he can see/know everything, do whatever he please most. He just has a little problem with MONEY! He just can't handle them, needs always a little bit more
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 09:55 |
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 11:02 |
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shutup volume
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 11:06 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:god invented cellphones maybe youve heard of them???
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 11:31 |
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Checkmate athetits.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 14:34 |
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drat, that must be a really good massage. I can't even find a place that gives happy endings.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 15:33 |
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Grade school textbooks teach evolution as fact. It is a monstrous lie that harms our children. The evolution theory says we evolved from the original Big Bang and later crawled out of a green slime from the ocean. Here is one example of its ludicrous hypothesis. Of all the mysteries surrounding evolution, the one that is most baffling to the evolutionists, is “water.” Where did all the oceans come from? As explained on the National Geographic program, it came from a massive collision in space. As the Earth was cooling from the Big Bang, it was approached by a stray planet that was teeming with water. It collided with Earth, spilled its water onto the Earth, then careened off into space. Talk about fairy tales. By the way, where did the stray planet get its water? Come on evolutionists, surely you can develop a more plausible explanation that can be easier to swallow. Until then, I accept the Bible’s answer. After all, the 4,000-year-old book has a perfect track record. The evolution theory is only 140 years old.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 16:41 |
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Volume posted:Grade school textbooks teach evolution as fact. It is a monstrous lie that harms our children. This checks out. Praise Jesus.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 16:45 |
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jesus lovers believe that life has meaning and purpose
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 17:58 |
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redshirt posted:This checks out. Praise Jesus.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 15:00 |
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yung jew posted:jesus lovers believe that life has no meaning and purpose aside from scoring a place in magical post-death Disneyland FTFY Hail Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 22:56 |
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How important is the sin issue? If the CEO of General Motors flies from New York to Tokyo to personally handle a matter, you know it is very important. So how important is an issue that requires God Almighty to leave the perfection of heaven, be born on earth as a baby, then grow up and die a barbaric death on a cross? VERY important!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 00:31 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:FTFY that's not actually true--theologically it's the glorification of god that is inherently meaningful, not the attainment of paradise in any case, Hail Satan
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 00:36 |
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Why should atheists have rights? Consider these facts: 90% of atheists will be involved in a violent altercaction in their life 60% of atheists are sexually perverted (abg) When asked if they would forgive a human being for their sins, 90% of atheists said no When asked if they respect the law, 59% of atheists said no When asked if they would spit on Jesus, 85% of atheists said yes 40% of atheists admit to finding horses attractive
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:36 |
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virtually everyone i've ever talked to in person falls into some weird hybrid atheist-theist category where they agree with many of the moral values presented by the various religions, mostly christianity, but has no real interest in forcing those values onto others. i think this is for the best when it comes to belief systems and i'm fairly certain it is directly connected to living in a climate that gets fairly cold at times
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 00:51 |
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quakster posted:virtually everyone i've ever talked to in person falls into some weird hybrid atheist-theist category where they agree with many of the moral values presented by the various religions, mostly christianity, but has no real interest in forcing those values onto others. i think this is for the best when it comes to belief systems and i'm fairly certain it is directly connected to living in a climate that gets fairly cold at times naw, pretty common in warm climates, too.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 03:35 |
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Immaculate Contraception?
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 03:40 |
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Gimp Fack posted:One day in Heaven God was feeling very horny. He was too tired to masturbate though. "Hmm" thought God "what a predicament". Then it struck him. He was all powerful, he didn't have to manually get himself off. He could make a sex slave! So then God went down to the earth and tried to find a good woman to bear an offspring. He went to a stable. Suddenly...Mary was there! Her husband Joseph had left. "Perfect" thought God "A young defenceless virgin girl she will make a good child bearer" then God went down and raped Mary. "if you tell anyone I'll loving kill you" god muttered to her. Mary nodded, terrified. 9 months later a baby Jesus was born. God came down to claim him.
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# ? Feb 25, 2015 16:47 |
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I think I can prove the truth of the biblical word. I live in Canada, and I notice the aboriginal natives live in squalor with drug abuse, violence and suicide. The natives practiced pagen religions until they were enlightened with the word of God. However, the bible states that a man who sins against God will suffer and his subsequent generations will suffer. The suffering of the natives is due to the sins of their forefathers and the fact that they never accepted Jesus as their Lord and Saviour.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 01:04 |
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Volume posted:I think I can prove the truth of the biblical word. I live in Canada, and I notice the aboriginal natives live in squalor with drug abuse, violence and suicide. The natives practiced pagen religions until they were enlightened with the word of God. However, the bible states that a man who sins against God will suffer and his subsequent generations will suffer. The suffering of the natives is due to the sins of their forefathers and the fact that they never accepted Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. It checks out...
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 01:13 |
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hosed up if true
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 04:01 |
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Volume posted:I think I can prove the truth of the biblical word. I live in Canada, and I notice the aboriginal natives live in squalor with drug abuse, violence and suicide. The natives practiced pagen religions until they were enlightened with the word of God. However, the bible states that a man who sins against God will suffer and his subsequent generations will suffer. The suffering of the natives is due to the sins of their forefathers and the fact that they never accepted Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. *First Nations accept Jesus* *we continue to gently caress them over forever anyway* Nature red in tooth and claw.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 04:36 |
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jesus wore thongs beceause he couldnt tie shoelace. stupid jesus
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 04:42 |
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me
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 04:52 |
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Hail Satan.
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