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Seriously let's build a loving battlebot. We've funded stupider poo poo before, and think of all the fun this would be. We'd have a robot. Like we could up-armor a Roomba and put a saw blade on it and have it spin around or something, call it the Doomba.
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im gay
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Feb 8, 2015 11:45
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lowtax doesn't have the hand eye coordination to successfully use a RC controller
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Feb 8, 2015 11:49
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guys hands are so greasy that they would just ricochet wide every time he tried to push a button
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Feb 8, 2015 11:50
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that loving lowtax
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Feb 8, 2015 11:50
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Sybian w/ tank treads
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Feb 8, 2015 11:51
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lowtax and shmorky play battlebots irl on live television
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Feb 8, 2015 11:52
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Surround it in giant nails so any direction you ram it you'll end up damaging something on the opponent.
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Feb 8, 2015 12:18
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take this battlebot to a new level by taping a shotgun to it
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Feb 8, 2015 12:20
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battlebots was stupid because it was just all who could build the best flipper robot to flip the other robots stupid bitch baby i want to see damage
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Feb 8, 2015 12:23
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OMGVBFLOL posted:battlebots was stupid because it was just all who could build the best flipper robot to flip the other robots make it really wide so it's hard to flip and has space for lots of batteries then mount a cutting laser on it, the udience may or may not go blind depending on how shiny the other robot is alternatively make it spin hammers around itself real fast to ruin the show again
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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That fighting robot show was bullshit. All those robots, and no rear end in a top hat ever made one that could mount it's target and hump it with a whirling auger drill deathcock.
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put spinning dildoes on it
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Feb 8, 2015 13:08
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ur mums a battlebot in bed OP
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Feb 8, 2015 13:09
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lets not
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battlebutt
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blowfish posted:alternatively make it spin hammers around itself real fast to ruin the show again several robots did this, they all lost to the flipper bots
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Feb 8, 2015 13:15
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Fagmaster posted:battlebutt lmao
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Feb 8, 2015 13:16
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make it work upside down aswell jeez
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Feb 8, 2015 13:19
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I have access to a full sheet metal shop and can weld but I have very little understanding of electronics or mechanics. I will help build the robot but smarter people also need to be involved.
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Feb 8, 2015 13:25
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Also it needs to be pronounced "robut" if I'm going to have anything to do with it
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Feb 8, 2015 13:27
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ill make the website
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done:
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Feb 8, 2015 13:28
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a laser shaped like a swastika that spins around really fast
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Feb 8, 2015 13:33
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Can you put a shotgun on the robut and just blow the other robuts away with lead slugs
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You know it's going to end up as some sort of Penis-bot with "I'm Gay" written on the side, this being GBS and all.
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is it ready yet?
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The Zybourne Bot
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moose face posted:Can you put a shotgun on the robut and just blow the other robuts away with lead slugs "untethered projectiles" are banned iirc explosives of any sort are also banned oil slicks and other flammable liquids are banned its a fuckin gay competition
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Feb 8, 2015 13:55
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What we need is a Tesla coil mounted on tank treads, so we can zorch our opponents with high frequency electronics-damaging EMF pulses. Bystanders will most likely be electrocuted too, although with far less fatal results.
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i remember way too much about battlebots and its rules, i haven't watched this poo poo in ten years but its all still kicking around in there but then i try to remember the name of someone i literally just met and uhhhh
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OMGVBFLOL posted:"untethered projectiles" are banned What about a pneumatic gun that fires a retractable bullet
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Feb 8, 2015 14:04
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In my Battlebot expertise, clearly the best design is just a giant wedge shape that just flips the opponent over as it drives into it.
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Feb 8, 2015 14:53
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Name it "Cheese Wiz"
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Feb 8, 2015 14:54
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Splatmaster posted:. Bystanders will most likely be electrocuted too, although with far less fatal results. 
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Feb 8, 2015 14:56
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battlebots sucked, mostly they would just get stuck or break before anything interesting happened
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Feb 8, 2015 15:22
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Ok, ok- they won't be electrocuted, that takes about 500 milliamps, which the Tesla coil won't produce. Better?
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What was that really stupid one where people would build rockem sockem style robots and then pit them against each other with motion activated controls? It was fairly recent and George Lucas's bbw daughter was competing
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Feb 8, 2015 16:21
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build a dick-bot, but then when times are getting desperate press a button to shed off all its armor and the dick to become a lady-bot. troon-bot
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shoot acid glue
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