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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


everything outside is covered in tiny bugs i think im going crazy

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

That's just the meth kicking in.

PS: They're under your skin! Rip it off, it's the only way to get them out.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


so i looked it up and its apparently these things

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springtail

theyre literally covering probably 100 square feet. theres a wave of them advancing toward the door

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




that but covering everyhting

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
soon they will burrow into your brain inshallah

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
quick, build a Perimeter Defense

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i just read in that wiki article that a dude accidentally got their eggs in his nose and then they multiplied and he had to get them revmoved oh jesus

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sheng-ji Yang posted:



that but covering everyhting



hosed up but the op is right

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i just read in that wiki article that a dude accidentally got their eggs in his nose and then they multiplied and he had to get them revmoved oh jesus

pick your nose

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

so i looked it up and its apparently these things

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springtail

theyre literally covering probably 100 square feet. theres a wave of them advancing toward the door

it's not spring yet so you're probably just experiencing a psychosis OP, hope this helps

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
are you itchy all over?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

quote:

everything is covered in tiny bugs

quote:

Springtails (Collembola) form the largest of the three lineages of modern hexapods that are no longer considered insects

:colbert:

But no, it's definitely meth.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

it's not spring yet so you're probably just experiencing a psychosis OP, hope this helps

i took these pics to confirm they are real and its not me being insane


that black vaguely V shaped smudge is the death wave of them. everything to the right is covered by them for probably 100 or so feet, and they are advancing leftward



and this is what it looks like everywhere everywhere theyre everywhere

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

employ fire

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i took these pics to confirm they are real and its not me being insane


that black vaguely V shaped smudge is the death wave of them. everything to the right is covered by them for probably 100 or so feet, and they are advancing leftward



and this is what it looks like everywhere everywhere theyre everywhere

there are no bugs in those pictures, i'm sorry :(

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
all I see in those pictures are some rocks

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Watch out op you probably have Morgellon's now.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


a mental break would make sense

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
meth is a hell of a thing.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

there are no bugs in those pictures, i'm sorry :(

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ive concluded they cannot climb and will not be able to get up the porch and into the house, so i am ok for now

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
You mean mites?



lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

bring them food and gifts

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Bokito posted:

You mean mites?





apparently springtails hop like fleas, which these do, and mites dont?

i mean im hoping there these sprintail things because everything says theyre harmless except for that one dude who got them in his nose

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
spray can and lighter is the solution. film your progress for our amusement

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
put them into your penis

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
this happened to ~my ex gf~ except the bugs weren't really there

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Build a moat hide in the bath

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
you are erm exhibintg symptoms

you should see a dr. immediately

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