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everything outside is covered in tiny bugs i think im going crazy
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:23 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:57 |
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That's just the meth kicking in. PS: They're under your skin! Rip it off, it's the only way to get them out.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:24 |
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so i looked it up and its apparently these things http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springtail theyre literally covering probably 100 square feet. theres a wave of them advancing toward the door
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:25 |
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that but covering everyhting
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:29 |
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soon they will burrow into your brain inshallah
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:30 |
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quick, build a Perimeter Defense
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:31 |
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i just read in that wiki article that a dude accidentally got their eggs in his nose and then they multiplied and he had to get them revmoved oh jesus
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:31 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
hosed up but the op is right
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:34 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i just read in that wiki article that a dude accidentally got their eggs in his nose and then they multiplied and he had to get them revmoved oh jesus pick your nose
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:36 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:so i looked it up and its apparently these things it's not spring yet so you're probably just experiencing a psychosis OP, hope this helps
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:38 |
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are you itchy all over?
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:39 |
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quote:everything is covered in tiny bugs quote:Springtails (Collembola) form the largest of the three lineages of modern hexapods that are no longer considered insects But no, it's definitely meth.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:42 |
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:it's not spring yet so you're probably just experiencing a psychosis OP, hope this helps i took these pics to confirm they are real and its not me being insane that black vaguely V shaped smudge is the death wave of them. everything to the right is covered by them for probably 100 or so feet, and they are advancing leftward and this is what it looks like everywhere everywhere theyre everywhere
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:42 |
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employ fire
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:44 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i took these pics to confirm they are real and its not me being insane there are no bugs in those pictures, i'm sorry
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:46 |
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all I see in those pictures are some rocks
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:46 |
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Watch out op you probably have Morgellon's now.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:47 |
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a mental break would make sense
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:50 |
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meth is a hell of a thing.
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:50 |
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:there are no bugs in those pictures, i'm sorry
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 15:51 |
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ive concluded they cannot climb and will not be able to get up the porch and into the house, so i am ok for now
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:08 |
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You mean mites?
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:13 |
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bring them food and gifts
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:13 |
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Bokito posted:You mean mites? apparently springtails hop like fleas, which these do, and mites dont? i mean im hoping there these sprintail things because everything says theyre harmless except for that one dude who got them in his nose
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:19 |
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spray can and lighter is the solution. film your progress for our amusement
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:42 |
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put them into your penis
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:51 |
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this happened to ~my ex gf~ except the bugs weren't really there
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 16:53 |
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Build a moat hide in the bath
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 17:04 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:57 |
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you are erm exhibintg symptoms you should see a dr. immediately
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# ? Feb 8, 2015 17:05 |